Roleplay Ask Memes

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Text Ask Meme

[text]: I'm home alone, want to come over?

[text]: Can you come get me?

[text]: I tukn I '' m drkn

[text]: I've been wanting to tell you this for a while now...

[text]: I'm in hospital.

[text]: I'm completely lost.

[text]: He/She broke up with me.

[text]: I haven't heard from you in a while...

[text]: Please answer me!

[text]: I think I'm pregnant.

[text]: I'm just going to come out and say it...

[text]: Is it true?!

[text]: I think I'm falling for you.

[text]: I'm gay.

[text]: Will you be my girl/boyfriend?

[text]: I think they're cheating on me.

[text]: I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

[text]: Did you have fun with ______ last night?

[text]: I can't do this anymore.

[text]: My _____ died last night.

[text]: Help me!

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Ask my character one of the following and see how they react (Kinky Edition)

"Looks like someone's…all tied up."

"I want to feel you."

"Come sit on Daddy’s knee."

"Does someone need a good spanking?"

"What flavour of condom would you like?"

"I like us better when we're naked."

"I could eat off of those abs."

"Get the toy box."

"Whipped cream or chocolate sauce?"

"I have flavoured lube."

"Do you need to be tied up?"

"Has someone been a naughty boy/girl?"

"Daddy is very disappointed in you."

"I think you need to be punished."

"I want to hear you scream my name."

"My parents are downstairs!"

"I think someone needs gagged."

"Tell me your deepest, dirtiest fantasy."

"Let's fuck in your parents bed."

"Quickly, before my boyfriend/girlfriend gets back!"

"I want to hurt."

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Baby Ask Meme!

"I think I'm pregnant."

"I'm pregnant."

"I think I need to buy a pregnancy test."

"I'm pregnant and it's yours."

"I'm not sure who the father is."

"The baby's coming!"

"...It's twins."

"I'm pregnant, but you're not the father."

"I've got somebody pregnant."

"Shit, I've knocked her up!"

"I think we should adopt."

"I want children."

"I want a baby."

"I don't ever want kids."

"There's something wrong- I think it's the baby!"

"Take me to the hospital, now!"

"I lost the baby..."

"Hey, meet ______ your son/daughter."

"I'm having a baby!"

"We're having a baby!"

"Surprise, I'm pregnant!"

"I think she's pregnant."

"I think she's lying about the pregnancy."

"I said you were the father but I lied."

"I cheated on you and now I'm pregnant."

"You may be their father but you'll never be their dad."

"My boyfriend/girlfriend left when I told them I was pregnant."

"I'm not ready to be a mother/father!"

"I want an abortion."

"I'm giving him/her up for adoption."

"The doctor said there's something wrong..."

"What do you mean 'triplets'?!"

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Serious Angst Meme!

"Put the gun down!"

"I don’t want to die."

"You’re bleeding!"

"Is that a knife?"

"I’m so scared."

"Will we ever get out?"

"I don’t think I’ll survive the night."

"Where are we?"

"I wish you were dead."

"I need a doctor."

"Someone call an ambulance!"

"Give me your wallet!"

"I think I’m pregnant."

"I’ve done something really bad…"

"I know what you’ve done."

"Why are you keeping secrets from me?"

"I’m dying."

"I cheated on you."

"I never loved you."

"What are you doing here?"

"You never loved me."

"I told you to leave me alone!"

"I thought you were dead."

"I think I’m going to jail."

"I’m getting married."

"I hate you!"

"I’m undercover."

"We’ve been caught!"

"I couldn’t stay away."

"I think I’m falling for you…"

"I wanted to see you one last time."

"You don’t know what love is."

"You’re not supposed to be here…"

"I’ve been shot…"

"Get off of me!"

"I’m taking you far away from here."

"No one will ever find you."

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Send me a country and see what my muse will ask to yours

No peeking!

Scotland

England

Ireland

Wales

America

China

Spain

France

Germany

Sweden

Russia

Australia

Scotland- "Have you ever seen a man in a skirt?"

England- "Would you like some tea?"

Ireland- "Do you believe in magic?"

Wales- "What's that accent you've got there?"

America- "Isn't he/she that guy/girl you like?"

China- "When did you get so smart?"

Spain- "Would you like to dance?"

France- "Are you really going to eat that?"

Germany- "Do you have to be so blunt all the time?"

Sweden- "Should I dye my hair?"

Russia- "Do you have any alcohol?"

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Say one of the following to my muse and see how they react! (NSFW edition)

"I’ve always wanted to know what was beneath those clothes."

"Wow…"

"You’re big!"

"Now that we’re alone…"

"Bite me!"

"Quickly, before someone sees us!"

"I want everyone to know who I belong to."

"I want to see you in these."

"Hurry, before my boyfriend gets back!"

"Hurry, before my girlfriend gets back!"

"No one can know what we’ve done."

"Let’s just keep this between us."

"Right there!"

"Let’s dress up!"

"I want you so bad."

"Why is this a secret?"

"Let’s get you out of these clothes."

"I don’t have protection..."

"Let’s try something new…"

"I’ve bought you something."

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Say one of the following to my muse and see what their reaction is (Game of Thrones version)

"Nothing makes the past a sweeter place to visit than the prospect of imminent death."

"You know nothing _____"

"Love is the death of duty."

"Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Doesn't seem right."

"Winter is coming."

"What good is power if you cannot protect the ones you love?"

"He was my husband; my king."

"When it comes to love, I don't choose sides."

"First lesson; stick 'em with the pointy end."

"Soon enough, that child will spread her legs and start breeding."

"We heard you were dead."

"She is no longer yours to torment."

"You brought a whore into my bed."

"This is not my home."

"You will be my Queen and I will love you from this day until my last day."

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Ask my character one of the following and see how they react (Angst edition)

"Why don't you just leave already?"

"I'm in the hospital."

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Just give up!"

"I can't do this anymore"

"Why are you still here?"

"It's over."

"They don't think I'm going to make it."

"Just leave!"

"I'm dying."

"They're dead."

"We've been caught!"

"I think I'm going to jail."

"Put the gun down!"

"Why are they here?"

"What's going on?"

"Tell me!"

"Who was she?"

"Who was he?"

"Tell me their name!"

"I cheated on you."

"I know you cheated."

"Where are you going?"

"Come back!"

"Please don't leave me."

"I'm in love with someone else."

"They're in love with you."

"I can't marry you."

"I want a divorce."

"I object!"

"I'm still in love with you."

"You're bleeding!"

"I've never done this before."

"I think it's broken."

"I'm a virgin."

"Please, don't!"

"I don't want to."

"Please don't make me."

"I know your secret."

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My muse is curled up on their bed and crying; how does your muse react upon walking in on them?

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Say one of the following to my muse and see how they react. (the worst pickup lines ever edition)

"Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see."

"Are those space pants? Because your arse is out of this world."

"My penis just died. Can I bury it in your arse?"

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"My love for you is like diarrhoea - I just can't keep it in."

"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

"I'm a man! You're a woman! You do the maths!"

"Nice legs; what time do they open?"

"I lost my teddy bear; can I sleep with you?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

"Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out."

"Did you just fart? 'Cause you are blowing me away."

"I'm going to rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together."

"Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?"

"Is your name Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for."

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Say one of the following to my character and see what their reaction is (Mean Girls edition)

"My breasts can tell when it's raining."

"She doesn't even go here!"

"If you're from Africa, why are you white?"

"Everyone in Africa can read Swedish."

"You smell like a baby prostitute."

"We should totally just stab Caesar!"

"On Wednesdays we wear pink."

"Because she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives."

"One time she punched me in the face; it was awesome!"

"I'm a mouse, duh."

"Get in loser, we're going shopping!"

“Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.”

 “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by '______'"

"Boo, you whore!"

"That is so fetch!"

"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets."

"She asked me how to spell orange."

"Why are you so obsessed with me?"

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Ask my character and see their reaction! (Next to Normal version, part 3 of 3)

 "I'm dancing with death, I suppose."

 "I see me in you."

 "I cried for all we'd never be."

 "Something next to normal would be okay."

 "She's still on my mind."

 "Can you leave it behind?"

 "I could end up your wife."

 "Fucked up is perfect."

 "I'm leaving, I thought you'd like to know."

 "What doctor's called 'dysfunction', we tried to call romance."

 "It's that or stay and die."

 "I loved you once."

 "You love me still, I know."

 "It's time for me to go."

 "I am the one who loved you."

 "I am the one you fear."

 "I know you told her that I'm not worth a damn."

 "Can't you just leave me alone?"

 "Why didn't you go with her?"

 "I am the one who loved you."

 "I tried pretending that I don't give a damn."

 "You've always known who I am."

 "Hi, Dad..."

 "It's a sorry sight."

"We'll live, you'll see."

 "Some hurts never heal."

 "Give me pain if that's what's real."

 "It's the price we pay to feel."

 "The price of love is loss."

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Ask my character and see their reaction! (Next to Normal Version, part 2 of 3)

"You look like a mess."

 "Okay, how did it start?"

 "You took it too far."

 "I couldn't give a flying fuck what's normal."

 "We haven't had a normal day in years."

 "Sear the soul and leave a scar no treatment can erase."

 "They've cut away the cancer but forgot to fill the hole." 

"They're our wedding rings."

 "You eloped."

 "The photoshopping hardly even shows."

 "Your life has kind of sucked, I think."

"Won't anything be better than before?"

"Say wait and I'll wait."

 "It's already too late."

 "You remind me of me, and how fucked up I can be."

 "My mind is still a mess."

 "I'm sure something's missing."

 "How could I ever forget?"

 "Someone simply said: Your child is-"

 "What was his name?"

 "If you see her please send her my love."

 "This is one old game that I can play so well."

 "The medicine failed."

 "They shrugged and told me 'that's the way it goes.'"

 "The treatment is strong but lasts only so long."

 "There is no cure."

 "That doesn't mean we don't fight."

 "Maybe I'll let myself fall."

 "Maybe I've lost it at last."

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Ask my character and see their reaction! (Next To Normal version, part 1 of 3)

"It's four in the morning, is everything ok?"

 "Honey, you need to slow down. Take some time for yourself."

 "I'm going to have sex with your father."

 "And everything else goes away."

 "It's like an odd romance."

 "And though he'll never hold me, he'll always take my calls."

 "Without a little lift, the ballerina falls."

 "This is one fucked up seduction."

 "Seems my wild days have passed."

 "The sex is still amazing and we don't stay up that late."

 "Why is it you still believe?"

 "He's been dead sixteen years."

 "Do you know what it's like to die alive?"

 "Like a refugee, a fugitive, forever on the run."

 "Are you waiting, are you wishing, are you wanting all that she can't give?"

 "You don't give a damn."

 "He's a hero, a lover, a prince."

 "He's the one you wish would appear."

 "I love you as much as I can."

 "I'm the perfect stranger who knows you too well."

 "I'm alive."

 "I couldn't hold her in the hospital."

 "I'll die to dance."

 "How could she leave me on my own?"

 "This coo-coo's nest is worse."

 "I know where this is going and I know what you're about."

"I get lost in these halls."

 "Can I hide my stupid hunger? Fake some confidence and cheer?"

 "I've never felt so high."