Don't fuck with my blog and butter.

I can guarantee my job is more important then yours. I can also guarantee you're more appreciated. My Boys: Pickles the Drummer Nathan Explosion William Murderface Skwisgaar Skwigelf Toki Wartooth Employees: Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler Facebones 1292

[samzilla-deactivated20161016]

[islandhoney111444]

me tbh

[theonion]

HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling ‘Revenge’ In Blood In Conference Room

[baklavagina-blog]

lizards don't give a FUCK about the economy

[dethklokcfo]

but they really ought to

[dethklokcfo]

[maliciousmelons]

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

[dethklokcfo]

maybes i needs to gets ketch up ats the doctor?

We could arrange that if you feel you need it. Later today would fit into your schedule. 

[realcoolblowjob]

maybe yous know somethins about it more thens the doctor? i doesnt thinks doctor ams alients anyways.

[dethklokcfo]

I'm not a medical professional...and what do aliens have to do with this?

[dethklokcfo]

maybes i needs to gets ketch up ats the doctor?

We could arrange that if you feel you need it. Later today would fit into your schedule. 

[realcoolblowjob]

(dethklokcfo) Is there a problem, Toki?

i donts knows whats you says about there ams no problems nothings ams wrong whats you talks about

[dethklokcfo]

Are you sure, Toki? We can discuss this privately.

[sunset-wing]

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Tokyo International Airport (Haneda Airport) / 羽田空港

[jazzbruce]

[dethklokcfo]

hey you ams cfo ja?

Yes, Toki, I am the chief financial officer (CFO) of Dethklok.

[dethklokcfo]

happy airplaines days

Ah, Airplane Day already? Thank you, Toki.

[gonnadiehigh]

dude i told you cops aint ever up to no good.

[dethklokcfo]

I will go on the record saying that I agree with this wholeheartedly.

[dethklokcfo]

(gonnadiehigh) dude can you make toki go to his room hes annoying he turned on teh sound on the ovther tv and tryin to watch some disney bullshit right here in the living room!!! me an murderface were here first it aint fair.

Well, how long have you and William been using the main TV? Maybe you should give Toki a turn if it's been longer than an hour or two. Everyone shares the living room.

[alphalewolf]

[radsturbate]

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

[primordialsandstonedevice-deact]

honestly its pretty cool that if you use a name thats not your legal name then that name is your illegal name and anyone who says it is breaking the law and can get arrested

[airframeextender]

where in the hell did you go to law school? this is a killer tip and i want to learn more like it