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Ryuu: ………he’s dead. Susato: He’s not dead!
alrighty I finally convinced myself to do it, I moved my side-blog to its main page, same previous URL and everything! now this nerd can be the king of his own account over here!! I’ll also be moving my threads onto another post via that blog if it’s fine with my current partners!
MY LIFE IN A NUTSHELL
“Fuck” Sentence Starters
Angry
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
“Fuck this.”
“Get the fuck out of here.”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Fuck that!”
“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
“Shut the fuck up.“
“Get your fucking act together.”
“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
“Get your fucking hands off of me!”
“Stay the fuck away from me.”
“Who stole my fucking shit?!”
“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
“You wanna fucking go, punk?”
“Get the fuck over it.”
“Where the fuck have you been?”
“What the fuck do you want from me?”
Sad
“Fuck life.”
“No, I’m not fucking over it.”
“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
“I fucking miss him/her/them.”
“Who the fuck cares?”
“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
“I fucked up my own life.”
“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”
Insults
“Fuck you!”
“I fucked your mom last night.”
“You’re a fucking asshole.”
“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?”
“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?”
“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
“Go fuck yourself.”
“Motherfucker!”
“Wow, that’s fucking small.”
“Get the fuck over yourself.”
Sexy
“Fuck me.”
“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
“I’d fuck you all night long.”
“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
“You look so fucking hot right now.”
“Fuck–faster~”
“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
“Babe, fuck–not here.”
“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
“F-fuck–please–~”
“I’d let you fuck me any day.”
“You better use a fucking condom.”
“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
“Fuck, it’s big.”
“Let’s make a fucking baby.”
Situations
“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
“What the fuck did we do last night?”
“Where the fuck am I?”
“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”
Holmes: “Oh, fancy meeting you here, Gregson!” Gregson: “…What is it? Sherlock Holmes.” Holmes: “Let me see it too. We’re friends, after all!” Gregson: “…No, we aren’t friends.”
canon confirmed
writing a description for your verses like:
{ Put a rumour about my muse in my inbox and my character will react to it }
I will not allow your voice to be silenced not while I FIGHT at your side
karmicbutterfly replied to your post “karmicbutterfly replied to your photo “seriously tho how did we come...”
he is both asshole and sweetheart and its A+
a great ace a+++ detective.
revcnite replied to your photo “seriously tho how did we come to deserve such a fucking dork”
Sherlock Holmes: The Man We Never Deserved.
"How to investigate like Sherlock Holmes" - a novel by Sherlock Holmes.
karmicbutterfly replied to your photo “seriously tho how did we come to deserve such a fucking dork”
i love him
s a m e
seriously tho how did we come to deserve such a fucking dork
make my muse feel guilty.
crush their heart. make them feel like the worst person in the world, even if it’s not entirely their fault. make them BEG at your muse’s feet for forgiveness, or not. make them crumble.
random drama sentence starters
“Can you stop thinking about yourself for once?”
“Don’t think I forgot about what you did last time.”
“I know you lied to me.”
“I’m not even sorry.”
“You backstabber!”
“I never want to see you again.”
“You never mattered to me.”
“I knew this was a bad idea.”
“Rot in hell.”
“It was supposed to be a secret!”
“No one loves me.”
“He/she/they is/are so petty…”
“You made me cry.”
“I don’t know who you are anymore.”
“How DARE you?!”
“I know you’re not talking to me…”
“I SAW you with him/her/them!”
“Just leave me alone.”
“What did you do?!”
“I told everyone that I didn’t want to talk but I’m actually dying for attention.”
“Just admit that was extra…”
“I forgive, but I don’t forget.”
“[text read thirty minutes ago]”
“Did you see what he/she/they was/were wearing?”
“So what if I had sex with your ex?”
“There’s something I have to tell you…”
“I can’t do this anymore.”
“You weren’t there for me when I needed you the most.”
“I never loved you.”
“It’s too late.”
“Quit ignoring me.”
"I knew you were a good-for-nothing detective. Your deductions are ridiculous!" (Gina, BE NICE-)
FUCKING FIGHT HIM!!
Good-for-nothing?? ❛ Gina, my deductions are anything but ridiculous! My logic following along it is flawless and it’s utterly on the mark!! ❜ Though he needs help correcting himself when his reasoning seems flawed – You’ll never make him admit he’s never 100% right with his deductions, never.
Fear not! Why?
Because I, am here!
karmicbutterfly replied to your post “"The harp is a far better instrument than the violin."”
sherlock pls
pls help this manchild