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Roleplay-blog for Archangel Azrael. Indie, semi-selective, fandomless. Pls read Rules and About before interaction. Mun and muse are 18+. No smut with minors. This blog's a side-blog. So I don't perform follow-back. penned by Kai-mun. Pls check affiliates for links to affiliated angels and Lucifer. body, a:hover {cursor: url(http://ani.cursors-4u.net/symbols/sym-8/sym730.cur), progress !important;}

[givemetherpmeme]

Send me "I need an angel" for my muse to become your muse's guardian angel.

Alternative: My muse shows up, but is a demon instead.

[liiyre]

Something in my guts so black All I’ve done + all I lack Encrusted in crystal quartz Nothing but a walking corpse.

#epilepsy warning #eye strain #flashing gif

i reached 1000 followers whoa! thanks! in celebration i finally made a continuation of this

[brother-sebastian-vael]

IMPORTANT: Do I owe you a thread?

To make a considerable dent in my drafts again, I plan on scheduling tomorrow, Friday, 19th as an “offline writing day”. Those who know me longer, already know what that’s about. So they can skip the next paragraph and just read the last part. Everybody else get a brief explanation now.

An offline writing day, aka #OWD is when I cut off any internet-communication (that includes disc*rd and IM) and only focus on writing replies for my drafted threads for a preset amount of time (usually 6-8hrs). That usually assures that I get up to 30+ thread-replies done in one day and therefore is a good way for me, to clear out backlog. The replies don’t get posted immediately but set up in a queue, that starts posting the next day. Which is a measurement to avoid getting overwhelmed with reply-spam again.

This #OWD includes all my muses. So I will reblog this post on all my blogs now. In order to speed up the process and not waste time on having to dig through my activity-feed I request your help. Pls send me via IM, or submit, or ask the link to your own last reply, where I’m owing the next reply. Thank you!!!

[mortizia-deactivated20220918]

Darkness of Light Tarot review ♡♡ Samhain Moon [Please don’t steal — I’ll find & report you.]

[deus-adjuvat]

Muse as old as time

"I'm far too old for these games."

"What's it like to be immortal?"

"How old ARE you?"

"I'm afraid I don't understand the current slang."

"Do you know how to use a smart phone?"

"I am waaaaay older than you."

"Being this old has pros and cons."

"Do you have any idea what Netflix even is?"

"Did you meet Shakespeare?"

"I was alive when the pyramids of Egypt were built."

"Are you an angel or demon?"

"Humanity has jumped chasms in just the past thirty years. It took at least two hundred years to upgrade from wood to an iron plow."

"I'd rather ride a horse."

"You can't be THAT old!"

"That's simply impossible."

"I remember when stars filled the night sky and cities were practically nonexistent."

"Magic is real."

"Your problems are inconsequential."

"The universe spins, the earth moves and time passes ever on."

"What's it like, being as old as you are?"

"I'm just glad corsets have finally gone out of fashion."

"You can be upset about security measures all you want. I'm happy it doesn't take a month to travel across the Atlantic."

"Are you REALLY immortal?"

"I have seen all of time and space. You know what? It's the little stuff that counts."

"It's the here and now that's important to me."

"Doesn't it ever get boring?"

"I have loved many people over the many years. Each one is special to me."

"Every day brings new things."

"Do you ever want to end it?"

"I couldn't ask for anything more."

"Sometimes I just don't get mortals."

[brother-sebastian-vael]

Announcement: Official List of Muses

I’m basically done with sorting through my DARP-muses. I deleted a great deal and some got shifted to other blogs. Some muses will only exist as Side-muses from now on. Which means, I will mention them in other muses’ threads, if applicable and other than that, they’ll only be available on request.

To give everyone an overview over which muses I’ll keep and what blogs they’ll be on, I’ll post a list underneath the cut. This list also includes my non-DARP muses. I will rotate this post on all my active blogs. So if you follow multiple blogs of mine, just block the tag #KaiMunSelfReblog.

I still have some things to sort and some rules to add. So I will gradually return to my muses, instead all at once. If you want to play with any of the muses listed below the cut, contact me on the respective blog and we can talk about possible plots.

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[deus-adjuvat]

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[deus-adjuvat]

Headcanon: Azrael’s eyes

Azrael’s eyes are somewhat special. Looking into their eyes, is like looking into the vast void of the universe. In fact, their eyes hold small universes of themselves. One can see entire galaxies in them with stars occasionally twinkling, as they die a heat death, or get born from gas clouds. Like with their wings, looking into their eyes for too long can cause a sense of discomfort, which can even grow out into an existential crisis after a while.

Azrael is aware of the effect, their gaze has on people, but they hardly ever turn their eyes away from someone they talk to.

[deus-adjuvat]

"We are blood and earth, not theory and chalk."

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@acxlyte

Dark eyes stared at Vali for an uncomfortably long moment of silence. The stars blinking inside them, were the only movement in that moment. Then, as if they had acknowledged Vali’s words only now, Azrael dipped their head in a brief nod.

“SO YOU ARE”, they said and their voice had an odd depth to it, as if they were speaking in a high hall, where the echo of their voice bounced hundreds of times and yet, they spoke softly enough to qualify for what is considered ‘intimate’.

“AND YET, YOU AND YOUR KIN STRIVE TO ANALYZE EVERY BEING, WRITE LISTS OF EVERY MOLECULE OF LIFE AND ENDEAVOR TO MEASURE EVERY OUNCE OF TRUTH IN THE UNIVERSE. IT IS, AS IF YOUR EVER-INQUISITIVE SPIRIT WILL NOT REST UNTIL EVEN THE LAST BEING ON THIS WORLD HAS BEEN IMMORTALIZED IN INK AND PARCHMENT.”

[vaememes]

° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜ ❛ Where are you going? ❜ ❛ Where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ ❛ Is everything okay? ❜ ❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜ ❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜ ❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜ ❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜ ❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What else can I do? ❜ ❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ ❛ What makes you think that? ❜ ❛ Who told you that? ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ Who invited you? ❜ ❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜ ❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜ ❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ What don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Are you joking? ❜ ❛ Did I miss anything? ❜ ❛ You don’t remember? ❜ ❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜ ❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜ ❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜ ❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜ ❛ Are you coming or not? ❜ ❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜ ❛ Who did this to you? ❜ ❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜ ❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜ ❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜ ❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜ ❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜ ❛ Where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ ❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜ ❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜ ❛ Are we done now? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜ ❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜ ❛ How can possibly think that? ❜ ❛ Did you even miss me? ❜ ❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜ ❛ Did you kill them? ❜ ❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜ ❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜ ❛ Are you having doubts? ❜ ❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜ ❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜ ❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜ ❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜ ❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜ ❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜ ❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜ ❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜ ❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜ ❛ Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ Are you lost? ❜ ❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜ ❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜ ❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜ ❛ What are you staring at? ❜ ❛ What are you doing out here? ❜ ❛ Why did you call the police? ❜ ❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜ ❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜ ❛ What did you find out? ❜ ❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜ ❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜ ❛ Are you crying? ❜ ❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜ ❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜ ❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜ ❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜ ❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜ ❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜ ❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜ ❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜ ❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜ ❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜ ❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜ ❛ Why are you telling me this? ❛ Are you ready? ❜ ❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜ ❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜ ❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜ ❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜ ❛ Do you trust me? ❜ ❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜ ❛ When will it ever stop? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜ ❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜ ❛ You called for back up? ❜ ❛ What did I just witness? ❜ ❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜ ❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜ ❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜ ❛ Is there something wrong? ❜ ❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜ ❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜ ❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜ ❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜ ❛ You went to a party without me? ❜ ❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜ ❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜ ❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

[color-palettes]

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[phantomemes]

rp sentence starters taken from the welcome to nightvale twitter. 

“ what did she tell the others? ” “ listen to your inner child. ” “ you miss 100% of the bank robberies you don’t commit. ” “ did humanity ever make a sound? ” “ why do birds suddenly appear every time you question the government? ” “ the ocean is full of things that would kill you. ” “ the ocean is not dissimilar to here. ” “ what’s it like to be a cloud? ” “ there’s no way to avoid becoming a statistic. ” “ just try to become a good statistic. ” “ if you’re happy and you know it, you’re wanted for questioning. ” “ there are no monsters under your bed. ” “ go to a church that worships you. ” “ don’t let numbers tell you what to do. ” “ you are blood and earth, not theory and chalk. ” “ everyone is beautiful and you know almost none of them. ” “ if you don’t believe, no one will. ” “ a falling knife has no handle. ” “ i don’t have eyes in the back of my head. ” “ from far away, you are merely a speck. ” “ we created the moon and will eventually destroy it. ” “ we found a little piece of heaven here. ” “ not really killing time so much as euthanizing it. ” “ those who do not win will be eliminated. ” “ if it comes back, it’s probably going to kill you. ” “ have fun tonight pretending to be something or somebody you aren’t. ” “ in case of emergency, good luck. ” “ you never even saw me. ” “ we could never touch. ” “ you are most certainly not alone. ” “ be careful what you wish for, because it probably won’t come true. ” “ life is mostly about expectation management. ” “ what do you mean no place to go? ” “ what’s lurking behind you in the shadows? ” “ death is only the end if you assume the story is about you. ” “ birdwatching goes both ways. ” “ the last thing i want to do is hurt you. ” “ everything is temporary. ” “ it is likely you will spend your entire life trying to find yourself. ” “ what doesn’t kill you only makes life longer. ” “ nature will kill you and then make new things from you. ” “ in the long run, what difference does it make? ” “ there is no proof you exist, only evidence. ”  “ i have no idea who or what you are because i cannot perceive the world. ” “ ‘there’s no harm in trying’ really depends on what you’re trying. ” “ intention is not relevant to goodness. ” “ turns out we were wrong about everything. ” “ it’s always darkest before the dawn, we are often reassured by people who are totally wrong about how the sun works. ” “ live every day like it’s your first. ”

[deus-adjuvat]

A Meeting at Night - Open Starter

The moon is shining it’s pale light over the fields. Remnants of a great battle happening here can be found sleeping in between the grass: Broken shields, rusting swords, a severed skull in a helmet, it’s body already well hidden underneath the growth.

The wind is blowing rather cold, matching the cold light coming from the blinking stars above. A voice reaches the ears of the wanderer, causing shivers to run down the spine. It is an unusual voice: Gentle, almost comforting, but with a hidden strength to it, that overwhelmed the wanderer’s awareness.

“THEY ARE NOT DEAD, YET. THEY ARE WAITING, UNTIL THEIR MASTER CALLS THEM TO ARMS YET AGAIN. POOR SOULS.”

A figure, wearing a hooded cloak stood next to the wanderer, seemingly having been there all the time. There was something eerily odd to the figure. Though it nearly had a child-like size and delicate built, it’s presence seemed to fill the entire void of the night sky above it. A faint, blue glow crowned the figures head, like a cold halo and its eyes! Big eyes, staring up at the wanderer from a soft face, hidden in the shadows of the hood, but where one would expect irises and pupils there was just endless void, filled with blinking stars and galaxies, entire universes were held within these eyes.

“DO NOT DWELL HERE FOR TOO LONG, OR YOU MIGHT JOIN THEM IN THEIR ENDLESS SLEEP.”

[obscure-sentence-starters]

Sad and Soft  {Sentence Starters}

❛❛ I took your hoodie and I’m not giving it back. ❜❜

❛❛ Please just… just hold me. ❜❜

❛❛ C’mere. Lean on me. ❜❜

❛❛ You look like you need a hug. Come here. ❜❜

❛❛ I’m never leaving this blanket nest ever again. ❜❜

❛❛ I know you don’t like hugs, but… I could really use one right now… ❜❜

❛❛ Just stay a little longer. Please. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s so cold outside, but you’re so warm… ❜❜

❛❛ I’m sorry. I should have asked first, just… it reminded me of you. ❜❜

❛❛ Let me hold you for a while. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s okay. I’ve got you. ❜❜

❛❛ Everything hurts. Being with you is the only good thing in the world anymore. ❜❜

❛❛ Hey, hey, don’t cry. It’s okay. C’mon, come sit under the blanket with me. ❜❜

❛❛ All I want to do is sit and eat cookies and watch cheesy romcoms right now. But I’d love some company. ❜❜

❛❛ I brought blankets, takeout, and your favourite movie. I know it won’t fix everything, but it might help. ❜❜

❛❛ Please stay with me tonight. I don’t want to be alone. ❜❜

❛❛ I made some tea. Now, do you need to talk? Or should I just put on some music? ❜❜

❛❛ I’m not going to leave. I’ll stay as long as you need me to. ❜❜

❛❛ Your hair’s soft… I just want to pet it until I forget everything but how soft it is… ❜❜

❛❛ Shh, shh. It’s okay. You’re alright. You’re safe now. ❜❜

❛❛ I know you’re hurting right now, and I’m so sorry. Tell me what will help and I’ll do it. ❜❜

❛❛ I just want to see you smile again. ❜❜

❛❛ This is stupid but… could you sing to me? You have such a nice voice, and I think it might help calm me down… you don’t have to, but… ❜❜

❛❛ Lay your head in my lap and try to get some rest. ❜❜

[deus-adjuvat]

colorful headcanons.

( send me a copic color for a headcanon )

frost blue: does your muse enjoy the snow and cold? or are they the type to enjoy summer more?

peacock blue: is your muse honest? what sorts of lies do they tell, if not?

lapis lazuli: does your muse prefer the idea of exploring the depths of the oceans, or the boundless expanses of space more?

reddish brass: how likely is your muse to step up and take the role of a leader? are they willing to take the challenge, or are they more apt to being a follower?

burnt umber: how stable is your muse, mentally and/or emotionally?

champagne: does your muse drink (alcohol)? are they a heavy drinker, if so?

tea orange: what is something that your muse is fascinated with?

malachite: has your muse ever done anything that they winded up feeling incredibly guilty for in the end?

olive: is your muse prone to feeling envious of others? if yes, what is it that they typically feel envious over?

vermillion: is your muse courageous, or would they consider themselves to be more of a coward?

coral: what is your muse's romantic and sexual orientations?

bougainvillaea: would your muse consider themselves as blunt, or do they beat around the bush instead?

currant: what's something that absolutely disgusts your muse (can be a person, place, thing, ect)?

crimson: how passionate is your muse about the things they love most?

raspberry: what food and/or drink can your muse not get enough of? do they indulge in it often, or is it something reserved for special occasions?

baby blossoms: does your muse have a favorite scent? what is it, and why?

mallow: what sorts of things might remind your muse of those close to them? any scents, objects, sounds?

aubergine: does your muse prefer the day, or are they more of a night-owl?

acacia: how much does it take for your muse to hate someone?

cadmium yellow: what subjects or topics does your muse avoid, because they bring up harmful / painful memories?

honey: when your muse loves someone (whether it be romantic, platonic, or familial love), how do they show it?

chartreuse: if you had to describe your muse with a color, what color would it be and why?

anise: when it comes to self-care, what does your muse do to take care of themselves? do they take care to spend time on it, or do they feel they don't deserve it?

new leaf: what message would your muse send to their past self, if any?

moss: how easily does your muse adapt to any new situations they're thrust into?

silk: does your muse care about appearances much? do they spend a lot of time on their own appearance, or do they just go with the flow each day?

sanguine: does your muse typically have an optimistic, pessimistic, or some middle ground outlook on life?

atoll: if your muse could go anywhere, without any restrictions whatsoever, where would they go? why would they go there?

cool grey: if your muse could ensure one thing for certain in their future to come, what would it be?

black: does your muse have a 'bucket list?' list some things your muse wants to accomplish before they die.

[revelation19]

What do angels actually look like per the bible?

Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this…

According to Daniel 10 something like this…

According to Isaiah 6…

In Ezekiel 10… 

Again in Ezekiel 10…

Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel… they run into the end of their imagination… they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else. 

[musiqchild007]

[revelation19]

Yeah, that’s usually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible…

[the-unreadable-jimanjikles]

There’s a good reason why angels’ standard greeting is ‘Do not be afraid’.

[glitterbomb-goblinking-blog]

I used to listen to this radio show and one thing I remember because it was so funny was a Christmas special where an angel showed up to tell the shepherds about the birth of Christ.  The conversations went:

Angel: “FEAR NOT.”

Shepherds: *screaming*

Angel: “I SAID FEAR NOT.”

Shepherds: *screaming LOUDER*

Angel: “WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?”

[cameoamalthea]

So demons are fallen angels but they don’t look scary because they’re fallen, that’s just what all angels look like…

Maybe that’s why so many Christians see visions of Saints or the Virgin Mary instead…like Jesus is all…no, no see being human made me realize sending Angels might not be the best idea. I don’t know if humans can handle this. So I’m gonna just send mom

[bamf-castiel]

@fem-deanwinchester

[mathblr]

I’M GONNA JUST SEND MOM

[veronica-rich]

God: The humans are scared.

Mary: Fine. I’m on it.

[upallnightogetloki]

Jesus: It’s either Mom or the thousand eyed flaming wheel, Dad, do you really think the humans are gonna be chill with that when they’re terrified of spiders already?

God: Hey now, some of those spiders eat birds.

Jesus: …Dad…

God: …To be fair, Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase.

[fawningparadox]

Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase

[ryandevon]

This is my new favorite post

[deus-adjuvat]

@deus-in-adiutorium

[witchcraft-grimorium]