"I think there is no world without theatre."

"For this scene you shall play the part of a curious bystander, while I will be the dashing hero that wins you over...! Alright alright not my best idea, let us be ourselves then. I am Deux Woman a pleasure to meet you hopefully."

[deuxwoman]

"If thou have any questions, ask thee, hahaa"

[the-reel-master]

Oh? Well, I have been known as the only real man around. HAAA Seriously though it’s like these guys think they’re all badass.

Eh, it’s no Latorren Cyberworks, but it’s nostalgic and homey. ‘S far as humans go, Drunk Chuck’s the only one who bothers to hang around. He ain’t exactly productive company. Y’know, because he’s usually, uh, drunk.

[deuxwoman]

"Funny...Oh I see? So your only company is a inebriated human man, who I suppose is a hobo. Huh I'm not sure what to say! I will ask, do you often feel alone? Since a drunk hobo is not exactly what I would call the most conversational person."

[deuxwoman]

You know, a bot like you would probably be a big hit at karaoke. Ever thought about trying something like that?

"I have not, I tend to keep my more musical side hidden hah, but it does sound like fun! The melodies, the soothing lyrics, amazing."

[deuxwoman]

Tuesday is it? Ask questions if you desire.

[taboman]

What, you ain’t heard of him? I was built by old man Wily. Outta parts of his own car no less, the fuckin’ cheapskate. But hey, he got me, so he must’ve done something right.

[deuxwoman]

"I haven't heard of you, but of that man yes." She shrugs. "I suppose he did, despite his erm not the best of intentions."

[the-reel-master]

My name is… aheheheheh. Yeah. Those other dudes thought I was a fisherman. Fuuuuunny.

The ol’ ‘Plex is a beauty, they built ‘er back in ‘57, I think. Panorama seating an’ balcony, red carpets, caved ceiling for the best sound you can get in any frikkin’ building from the 50’s. Sure, she’s a lil’ rusty. An’ there’s probably termites. Which is bad. But I got a bunch ‘a crates backstage full of old film rolls n’ all this beautiful stuff.

[deuxwoman]

"Ah hah, that is quite funny, I was thinking more of the word r-e-a-l , since I have heard of a Fake Man, so I thought you must be the opposite haha."

"Oh it sounds...Charming? I suppose if you were a human, it's not the best of living conditions but for a- um wandering robot it seems like a good choice especially if you have entertainment."

[taboman]

I think he’s just got a thing against women. Probably doesn’t have any experience with ‘em, heh. Sure would explain a lotta things.

[deuxwoman]

"I honestly now, do not want to know. I am curious to who your creator is."

[the-reel-master]

Heheheh. Oh, sister, you have nooo idea. You should see my stash. Did I tell peeps on here about my stash? It’s also very pretty. Ever been by the ol’ Symphony Cineplex? That place with the boards in the doors and the marquee for BttF III…?

Hey, the name’s Reel, by the way.

[deuxwoman]

"Um I don't think so?...But please feel free to tell me about it! I go by Deux, and your name is quite confusing."

[taboman]

Dang, foiled again.

Nah, for serious though, it’s good to see a couple new ladies around. Think my maker’s got issues, ‘cause it’s one helluva sausagefest ‘round where I live.

[deuxwoman]

"Maybe he has a secret 'preference' for men? I would not complain either way to be surrounded by handsome creations."

[taboman]

deuxwoman replied to your post:deuxwoman started following you …

"Haha amusing robot you are!"

Oh yeah, I’m amusin’ alright. So do you put on private performances or what? Colour me intrigued, heh.

[deuxwoman]

"My my you do not waste time, I do on occasion perform privately not the type you have in mind, apologies hehe."

[the-reel-master]

… Okay, yeah, Y’got me there. Seems like for every Spielberg, there’s a Michael Bay. That’s why I never watch car movies.

Was just making a point, which is that is very pretty. I jus’ don’t get how it’s… what’s the word? Relevant? 

[deuxwoman]

"Exactly! Oh ho Camera boy I understand, it is very pretty indeed I agree with you. You're quite passionate with the art cinema I see."

[the-reel-master]

Oh. Oh. I see how it is.

It ain’t art when a production crew has t’ spend millions to be able to create planets and universes n’ create audiovisual magic. But it is when dudes in tights sing Glee numbers to Shakespere.

… Ain’t nothin’ wrong with ol’ Billy Shakes. Just sayin’. ‘s what it looks like.

[deuxwoman]

"Excuse me? I did not say ALL of Hollywood was bad but mostly, if you think money and pretty effects can make up for bland acting, cardboard characters and a completely ahem bullshit plot, then I think we're going to have some conflict..."

"And I won't deny Broadway has its faults, I'm simply saying, many mixed feelings with Hollywood. I admit I am not the biggest fan of the cinema, but I do enjoy a few films here and there."

[deuxwoman]

Does your mask come off?

" It can! If you enjoy the sight of wires, and a terrible facial structure then do I have a surprise for you boy."

[deuxwoman]

By theatre, you sayin' like Hollywood? Or you mean that Broadway stuff?

"Broadway of course! Tsk, let us be honest Hollywood is lacking in the art department...Not all the time, but mostly."

[deuxwoman]

"Apologies for the lack of introduction, I could write an extensive paragraph about myself, but I wouldn't want to bore anyone! Don't be shy to ask, I can't even bite haha."

[deuxwoman]

ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

"A choice between my own kind and an extinct species?...Hm what an interesting story! I can see it now, the struggle of two opposite sides, a cliche of the organic versus non organic, can it be done? Maybe! Come back to me in a week or so, I'll have an answer."