just tricks

i read and sometimes make mildly funny jokes

[burnmykruge]

just ate the best red velvet cake in my life bro the density of the cake was like heavy rainclouds; it was light and airy yet full of flavour. and the FROSTING ALJDASJFFJS it was the perfect amount of sweetness, like someone used a formula to determine how sweet it should be and it was so creamy it just melted on my tongue and slid down my throat AND THERE WERE CHUNKS OF CHOCOLATE SPRINKLED IN THE CAKE which added the perfect twist to this already perfect baked good. it was truly so deletectable,, i hope whoever made this cake has a good day, like bro fr get ur ass ate or smt bc WOW

[fierce-fire-dayne]

Someone: House and Wilson weren’t gay they were just good friends!

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: In S6 E15, “Black Hole” House tells Wilson to buy furniture for their shared condo and after Wilson has a decorator pick all the furniture for him House returns it and tells Wilson to pick something himself, one single piece of furniture which says something about him. Wilson agonises over this, spending a whole day trying to find something and then bemoaning his inability to do so to Cuddy, who tells him it says more about him that he’s letting House make him think this much about it. In the end he pays another decorator to furnish the condo, but does pick out one thing for himself……. For House. He buys House an organ piano, Wilson cannot play the piano himself and bought it specifically for House, admitting to himself, House and the audience that Cuddy was right; Wilson defines himself by his relationship to House and wants House to know this, and House accepts it as Wilson having picked that to be the thing Wilson wants to say about himself, it’s as good as a marriage proposal, And in this essay I will

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

[abeachylife]

[burnmykruge]

what the fuck even happened in crooked kingdom

[burnmykruge]

idk if im just lazy asf but putting all the tags in ur posts so it gets interacted w is fr so exhausting?? like i have at least 5 banger posts sitting in my drafts at all times that dont get posted bc putting in the tags is sm work

[burnmykruge]

i’m the lover who’s got humour

[burnmykruge]

when ur friend convinces u to steal from chain stores bc twitter said ✨fuck capitalism✨ 😌😌

[burnmykruge]

i fear i am not nearly as interesting as i think myself to be

[burnmykruge]

excuse me inej describing kaz brekker's dark eyes with such beautiful detail and analogies?? dark eye supremacy ✊

[acrazyfangirlforeva]

little reminder that kaz renamed the emerald palace ‘the silver six’ and has a tunnel to wespers house, cuz y’know he’s a big scary gang leader.

[nonononononok-deactivated201810]

I just tried to write a poem n almost died. Never trying to get in touch w my emotions again !!!

[burnmykruge]

It is easy to regret, and keep regretting, ad infinitum, until our time runs out. But it is not lives we regret not living that are the real problem. It is the regret itself. It's the regret that makes us shrivel and wither and feel like our own and other people's worst enemy.

The Midnight Library by Matt Haig

[burnmykruge]

SCREAMING BECAUSE I’M REMEMBERING THE PART IN THE BOOKS WHERE NINA TELLS INEJ SHE HEARS KAZ’S BREATH HITCH EVERYTIME HE LOOKS AT HER-

[valtsv]

i hope i’m not just a mutual to you but a potential heist partner as well

[burnmykruge]

olivia rodrigo is a state of mind

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

to find later