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“?”
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eraba-reta-unmei:
“Doggy!”
“?”
@eraba-reta-unmei replied to your post: “I’m not pretty or cute. I’m a frightening...
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:thonk:
“I’m not pretty or cute. I’m a frightening monster.”
miraruinada:
♫ With my legs up on the dashboard! Only thing in my pocket is my passport! ♫
“So do you love me, love me, love me? Do you love me, love me, love me?”
“Back and forth~. I’ll take if that’s all your asking for~.”
miraruinada:
“I… I got it…? I got it..! See…? It’s so ea–” Celebrations were cut short after being told to try another bottle.
“NO–WAIT, I HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN?!” Caught by surprise, his aim sure would suffer…
“Oh, you missed that one! Try another!”
miraruinada:
“NO ENTIENDO! NO ENTIENDO PORQUE…! ME CAGO EN D– ANDA, WEY…! DEJAME… DEJAME…” He desparately tries to land one single shot while going full chuntaro. “JODIDA BOTELLA TE VOY A PARTIR LA…”
“Nice shootin’! Try another one!”
miraruinada:
“…YOU’RE SERIOUSLY PISSING ME OOOOOOOOOOFF!! HOW MANY BOTTLES HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING, YOU DRUNK BASTAAAAAAAAARD?!” This time he reloads, and starts blasting at the fucking thing.
“Oh, you missed that one! Try another!”
miraruinada:
“…You’re fuckin’ with me, aren’t you, wolfie?” This time, he takes aim at the next bottle, leading his shot properly.
“Oh, you missed that one! Try another!”
miraruinada:
“…Huh? Oh, that was a practice shot. I’ll get this one for sure!” He takes a shot at the next bottle!
“Oh, you missed that one! Try another!”
miraruinada:
“Easy!” The recently christened cowboy pulls out his big iron and takes a shot at that bottle.
“Oh, you missed that one! Try another!”
@miraruinada
“Let’s see what kind of a shot you are, pilgrim. Take a crack at this bottle.” Throws a bottle into the air.
“You want more fuckin’ pumpkin? I’ll get you more pumpkin and ram it right up your fuckin’ ass. Would you like it whole or diced?”
In the high, unbroken gaze She watched as all of the world Redefined itself in flames
“Is Sugar Cupid a pun on sugar cube?”
miraruinada:
“I won’t be your Valentine, but I’ll accept all chocolates.”
“Be my Valentine.”
guaritrice:
“I love cocks. There is nothing more majestic than their crowing.”
“Let’s get you crooning like one, little hen.”