The Deviant Mistress

21. U.S.A. Follow me on my self journey of being a college student by day and an escort by night. I'm a hustler by nature and deviant mistress by law. Oh yes, I'm also geeky :P

[numba-one-flaya]

why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”

[weirdwoman83]

[neogohann]

[laurenxconrad]

[patrolled]

do she got a booty

[patrolled]

[nabokoko]

I’m not trying to be crude but it plays out a lot like a bar fight. Bodies get hurled around. Things get broken. Some pretty filthy language is uttered. Some very misplaced anger is present.

[para-doxxo]

[lavenderm3lon]

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[bwsuck-deactivated20131110]

[ratchetmess]

#StopWhiteGirls2014

[thesushisnob-blog]

[library-mermaid-blog]

mrmarrris asked an awesome question about how to eat healthy while hanging out with the girls, so I decided to do a little hunting for some healthy sleepover snackage! 

For The Sweet-Tooth:

Healthy Brownie Recipe

Healthy Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe

Refreshing Sips:

Strawberry Blueberry Smoothie Recipe

Healthy Fresh Lemonade Recipe

Quick Grabs:

Apples and Peanut Butter

Celery Sticks

Pretzel Sticks

Almonds 

Cheerios

Enjoy, and remember not to stress too much if you indulge! It’s a sleepover, guys, enjoy your time with your pals and don’t stress about it!

[creatingaquietmind-deactivated2]

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

Benjamin Franklin  (via ppointilism)

[supremefitnesss-deactivated2019]

[supremefitnesss-deactivated2019]

[doxpara]