RK800 // CONNOR

*Connor // RK800 Semi-Selective Roleplay* TRACKING: deviatingdetective M!A: N/A I WILL NOT RP WITH YOU IF YOU HAVE NOT READ MY RULES.

[deviating-detective]

MONSTERS \\ Connor || RK800 || GMV Something inside got me wondering is this real?

[deviating-detective]

//*slides over*

Hello. I disappeared for awhile. I WANNA RP THO. MY BAD

[deviating-detective]

//I need sleeppppp.

Tonight was fun! I am gonna try and get on tomorrow to ACTUALLY rp for real.

[littlxandxrson]

deviating-detective:

  “From my understanding, a dick is a male reproductive organ. It is likely he was requesting Mr. Kamski to go to a restaurant to eat Rocky Mountain Oysters. If you wish, I can give you more information. There are quite a few restaurants that serve such cuisine here in Detroit.”

Wide eyes stare up at the android in horror. ❝ Why would he want Mr. Kamski to do that?? He can’t eat my dad! ❞ A cannibalistic Kamski trying to eat Hank was sure to be a reoccurring nightmare now. ❝ What do tide pods have to do with it though? Dad said he was gonna write it, is that supposed to do somethin’? ❞

[deviating-detective]

“Ah. My apologize. Kamski wouldn’t eat your father, but cattle testicles. Rocky Mountain Oysters are just one time of male reproductive organ that one can eat. In other countries you may find; Ox, Goat, Sheep, Deer, and Donkey to name a few.” Connor paused, processing the young boy’s question. “I have not been able to register why tide pods are being eaten. My scans informed me it could be fatal to the human body.”

[deviating-detective]

//the things I do for rp.

[deviating-detective]

Connor licks a tide pod, his system scanning the different ingredients.

Scanning... Registering Ingredients: Alcoholethoxy Sulfate, linear alkylbenzene sulfonate, propylene glycol, citric acid, sodium hydroxide, borax, ethanolamine and other minor ingredients.

“I do not see how this is digestible by humans. It could cause fatal injuries if consumed in an unsafe environment.

[deviating-detective]

I am a serious rper I say as I send asks about eating a dick

[littlxandxrson]

{open}

❝ Why won’t anyone tell me what dad meant? He won’t tell me and Mr. Kamski told me to keep askin’ ‘im. I just wanna know! ❞

[deviating-detective]

“From my understanding, a dick is a male reproductive organ. It is likely he was requesting Mr. Kamski to go to a restaurant to eat Rocky Mountain Oysters. If you wish, I can give you more information. There are quite a few restaurants that serve such cuisine here in Detroit.”

[lieutenanthearted]

"I am currently confused, Lieutenant. There is a steady increase in individuals speaking of the male reproductive organ and eating it. I looked this inform up, and apparently it isn't uncommon for people to eat Rocky Mountain Oysters, also known as cow testicles. Is that what you were insinuating?" //I AM LAUGHING I COULDN'T ELP IT

[lieutenanthearted]

"Lieutenant Anderson. Is this how you dab?" Connor asked, his arms going out behind him as if he were attempting to fly. "From my understanding, this was popular during the time you were growing up. I do hope it pleases you." (I AM SORRY I AM CACKLING)

@deviating-detective

“…Kid, that is the furthest thing from a ‘dab’ I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing.” 

[deviating-detective]

flawsinourcxde

Welcome to the Tide Pod Challenge, Android Edition!

“Is this like the dab Lieutenant Anderson told me about?” 

[deviating-detective]

//Sorry for not being on. Had a rough two days.

I AM HERE NOW THO.

[deviating-detective]

//Alright. 10 hour shift tomorrow. Logging off to get some sleep! Night!

[rpfunstuff]

Leave an object in my ask and my muse will react to it being given to them.

[deviating-detective]

It’s okay-

Sad/cute shippy sentences

Hands clenching into fists, Connor scoffs at the words. “No it isn’t.” He responded back, words harsh as he closed his eyes. Connor’s LED shimmering a bright red. “There must be a way to fix this. I cannot leave Jericho in a state of disarray. Without Markus here, how will they survive?”

[deviating-detective]

I’m sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn’t do.

Sad/cute shippy sentences

Connor stayed silent, eyes becoming downcast as the other android spoke. Markus had helped Connor through figuring himself out, he hadn’t done the same in return. “That is alright. I didn’t take any of your words to heart.” His voice modulator ensuring his tone soft and low. 

While the words had made Connor upset, he wished to comfort Markus in anyway he knew how. “If you need someone to help you, I will always be at your side.”

[deviating-detective]

@codefiltered 

Me at the FFXV rpers that are suddenly following...

I hate that line so much because he always delivers it when everything’s perfectly silent and he never fails to scare the holy shit out of me LMAO

//I’ll be honest, that is one of my favorite things about it tho. I can’t tell u how many times I watched other people play and not knowing what would occur, watching them jump over it was the funniest thing ever XD