GIVE ME MORE DIARBATOS/DIABATOS/BARBOLO WHATEVER YOU CALL IT
M O R E
we're not kids anymore.

titsay
No title available
occasionally subtle
KIROKAZE

pixel skylines

Andulka

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

tannertan36

No title available
styofa doing anything
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Claire Keane
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Xuebing Du
No title available

Kaledo Art

roma★
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

⁂

seen from United States
seen from Georgia

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Russia
seen from Romania
@devildomhoe
GIVE ME MORE DIARBATOS/DIABATOS/BARBOLO WHATEVER YOU CALL IT
M O R E
I was debating on posting, waiting to see if more people would speak up, but the Twitter fandom is still not really talking about this shit, AND the Tumblr fandom is silent on it.
Keep reading
The reason why Satan isn’t allowed to have cats anymore… Based off of the RAD Newsletter the devs released earlier!
Quotes/Dialogue from Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.
*Click on the images for better quality!*
I DON’T CARE HOW BIG THEY ARE! 😡
Cute art, btw 😆👍
The best part is the cats are all identical but everyone knows that Satan can tell them all apart perfectly like, “no that one is coco, i can tell because she dreams about nothing but murder and it’s written all over her face.
i LOVE lucifers angry face and then satans cheeky smile UGH THIS IS AMAZING
The reason why Satan isn’t allowed to have cats anymore… Based off of the RAD Newsletter the devs released earlier!
Quotes/Dialogue from Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.
*Click on the images for better quality!*
I DON’T CARE HOW BIG THEY ARE! 😡
Cute art, btw 😆👍
The best part is the cats are all identical but everyone knows that Satan can tell them all apart perfectly like, “no that one is coco, i can tell because she dreams about nothing but murder and it’s written all over her face.
he said be mine and we said you’re too divine
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
(source)
Camping, all in their tents one night trying to sleep.
From Levi and Asmo's tent
Asmo: All I can hear are these goddamn little flies outside!!! I can't sleep!!!
Levi: It's..Bugging...Me *chuckles*
Asmo: .....Yes good one Levi..But it really IS super annoying.
From Satan and Lucifer's tent
Satan: FUCK THESE FLIES!
Lucifer: Satan, calm down, for goodness sake. Although, I agree..Immensely.
From MC and Mammons tent
MC: Just constant little buzzing! It's driving me crazy!
Mammon: *popping his head out of the tent* OI! BEEL! DO SOMETHIN' WILL YA!!! LORD OF THE FUCKIN' FLIES!!
From Belphie and Beel's Tent
Belphie: *nudges Beel* Beel, wake up, there's little flies outside buzzing around
Beel: *mumbles* But we're in their territory..It's not fair for me to tell them to leave.
Belphie: But it's annoying.
Beel: *half asleep and sighs, crawling over to pop his head out* Flies..Listen.
The flies: *hover in place looking towards Beel*
Beel: Could you go away? Please? You're too loud guy's, people are trying to sleep.
The Flies: *Fly away*
Beel: Thank youuuuuu.
Everyone: Thanks Beel.
Beel: *mumbles still half asleep* You're welcome.
~
Flies: buzz buzz motherfucker
Beel: could you not?
MC: *clicks pen*
Satan: *clicks pen*
Belphie: *snorts, then clicks pen*
Lucifer: stop that.
MC: stop what?
Lucifer: you’re talking about me in morse code.
Satan: yeah, that’s what we are doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
Belphie, later that day, to Beel: that’s… exactly what we did.
Some more of the boys not being allowed to see MC during the cool down period when she gets back to the humam world.
[Knock at the door]
MC: *opens it* L-Lucifer?!
Lucifer: Forgive me MC, I couldn't stay away! I know it was Diavolos orders for us to stay apart from you for a while, but..I..I couldn't help myself *walks in a closes the door, grabbing her waist and pulling her to him* I must have you, now *kisses her neck before stopping and looking to the side, turning his nose up and narrowing his eye's* Hmm...
MC: *nervous laugh* W-Whats wrong?
Lucifer: *sniffs the air* Mammon...
Mammon: *hiding behind the sofa* Shit.
Lucifer: For goodness sake!! Why are you here?!
MC: Boy's, please.
Mammon: *stands* I wanted to see her!! Ya got a problem with that?!
Lucifer: You're so annoying Mammon..Anyway, Levi, you come out too!
Mammon & MC: Levi?!
Levi: *Sliding out from under the other sofa* Hey.
Mammon: Wtf? How long have ya been here for?!
Levi: Long enough..Quit questioning me! I wanted to see MC too!
Lucifer: Did you have any idea Levi was here?
MC: No?! Levi why didn't you come out?!
Levi: Mammon showed up!
Asmo: *walking into the room* Will you guy's stop arguing!
Lucifer, MC, Mammon & Levi: Asmo?!
Levi: Jeez where have you been?
Asmo: Hiding under MC's bed! Been there for ages! I was gonna surprise her! But nooo Mammon decided to come knocking on the front door!!
Mammon: Why's everything my fault! Lucifer showed up here too! And atleast we came and knocked on the front door, not just teleported into her house and hid..Like a couple of creeps!
Lucifer: Urgh..He's got a point.
Beel: *walking into the room from the kitchen*
MC, Lucifer, Levi, Mammon & Asmo: Beel?!
Beel: Hey guy's. What are you doing here?
Lucifer: What are YOU doing here Beel?
Beel: Oh I just teleported now, MC always has Doritos and I wanted some..Also, Belphies with me *smiles*
Belphie: *walking in* Hey.
MC: Oh my god..
Asmo: Are we sure Satan isn't hiding anywhere?!
[Knock at the front door]
MC: You guy's shush! *runs to answer it*
Satan: Hello MC, apologies but I really wanted to see you even though i'm not suppose to.
Lucifer: This is ridiculous.
Satan: *confused* Lucifer? *walks in* Oh, everyone's here..What is this?! *furrowed brows* a little party, without me?!
Lucifer: Don't be so dramatic..
[They brother's all start arguing]
MC: watching them all..Bewildered*
~
Diavolo: MC must you always allow Mammon to drag you into his shenanigans?
MC: My Lord, with all due respect, I always hear the same lecture from Lucifer as soon as you and I finish talking; it’s growing tedious!
Diavolo: I apologise - perhaps you’d appreciate a different method of scolding then. Would you prefer it if I spank you?
MC: well—
Lucifer: DON’T ANSWER THAT
Weird Ways The Brother Touch You Headcannons
Belphegor
It is a know fact that Belphie is a yandere, so he tends to get jealous real easily.
If he’s waiting on you to walk to class together or to go home and he sees MC chatting with another lower level demon and laughing, he loses it in a lazy way.
He will calmly walk over to MC and wrap his arms around them, but instead of putting his head on top of their head, he squats down and place his head right next to MC.
His eyes would be staring directly into the demons, unblinking. A single hand will lay across MC’s torso while his other hovers above the other, showing off his long sharp nail, ready for action.
He’s not about to allow some piece of trash ruin his dreams of MC, his brother, and himself living a happy life together.
He only ever use that style of hugging if he’s trying to discreetly threaten a demon to back up. Other than that, he’s cuddled up on Mc’s side or wrapping himself around their arm to use as a body pillow.
Another weird thing he does is grab the back of MC’s shirt if he wants their attention.
He has already verbally complain about how his brothers spent more time with MC, so if he wants MC for himself without his brothers, he will just latch on to the back of their shirt.
Levi’s gushing about some new anime to you, but it’s 5 o’clock which is the time you two usually take a nap, but his brother is still talking.
So he’ll calmly walk up behind MC, grab their shirt, and as each minute passes by, pulls on it a little harder.
MC better get the hint before they get pulled backwards into Belphie’s arm where he will then just physically drag them to his room.
Beelzebub
It all started when MC got the brothers to watch Lion King and the scene of Simba being lifted came on. MC giggled a bit and explain how it was a meme to lift up your animals in the same way back on Earth.
It just started as a small thought about doing the same thing to MC. Just a small innocent thought.
But then he walked in on MC struggling to reach one of the higher shelves that were more in reach for demon’s height. (I still headcannon that the brothers are extremely tall, like unhumanley height).
He would walk over to you struggling and seeing you struggling and the thought of lifting you up comes again.
MC ask if he could help them and he goes with his first thought. Put his hands up their arms and lift them up to the cabinet. They giggle at his actions before grabbing what they need, but Beel doesn’t let them down.
“What are you doing?” MC asked, giving him a humorous smile.
“Simba.” That all he response causing MC to laugh.
Ever since then, Beel would randomly pick MC up under their arms causing them to laugh. Then it turned into something more.
Beel would love holding them up in the air and just feeling their warmth in his arms. So, he started sitting them on his forearm with a bicep as a backrest.
They just looked so small in his arms and he just liked how it felt.
MC couldn’t complain. They got carried around everywhere and see that happy smile on Beel’s face up close.
Asmodeus
This demon is the embodiment of lust, he has touched you in every way possible.
But the oddest way is sometimes instead of holding your hand, he will link pinkies together and walk around like that.
The pose is just so cute and MC just looks so cute when they glance down at their entwined thumbs and just smile at them.
Two of the hottest beings in the Devildom is looking cute at the moment. What else could the world need?
He also loves to play footies with you if you’re sitting down doing anything.
The teasing just gets to him and he loves it. Please just run your foot up this man’s calf and he will pounce on you.
Satan
You wouldn’t think that Satan would have any weird thing he does, which is true while he’s focus.
If MC were to be chilling next to Satan while he’s reading and he’s deep into the book, his foot will stretch out and just lay itself on top of whatever part of them is closest.
MC will be watching this video on their DDD while Satan is on this third volume of this series and he’s unaware of the world around him.
MC will feel a small press on their thigh. Look down and there’s Satan’s foot.
It’s not even the whole foot. Just the toes and maybe the ball of his foot. Never the entire foot.
If MC doesn’t say thing, he will just keep it there as he continued to read his book with his eyes scanning each line absorbing the information.
The only way he will realize it is if MC ask him why does he always put his foot on them.
He would turn slightly pink as he realized how indecent the act was. He will apologize for his action and promise not to do it again.
Soon as that book gets risen up again and his attention is snatched away, his foot will drifted back over.
Point it out and you will now have a flustered Satan. MC will say that it’s fine and kind of cute how he reaches out for them.
“I guess that’s my body way of telling you that you’re too far away.” He will then scoot over and beckon MC to lay right next to him.
He still accidentally does it if MC sits too far from him. It just a sign that Satan wants them closer.
Leviathan
This poor kid is just the type to see cute anime couple poses and want to do them with MC, but is too shy.
He will see all his brothers cozying up to MC and be like “It’s not fair. I want to do that.”
One day he will gain up the courage to wrap his arms around Mc’s waist while their cooking… It doesn’t go according to plan.
He went to wrap his arms around them and panic.
MC turns around to question why he grabbing the sleeves of their sweater, but sees his dark red face and his shivering, and decided against it.
Please be nice to the poor guy. Just start up a conversation to get his mind off his failed attempt at contact.
He realizes through the conversation about anime that you need to stir the pot and he panics thinking this is the part where they will shake him off.
Then MC just moves their arms normally with Levi still attach and continue on with the conversation.
This weird move became Levi and MC’s thing. If he wants to be close to them, he just grabs their sleeves and stand close behind him.
You want to really fluster him? Wrap your arms around yourself and his brain will crash as he realized that he kind of accomplished it.
Or slide your hand in the sleeves and hold his through the fabric. Make it better by swinging your arms, so the two of you rock together.
It’s weird to outsiders, but Levi’s just happy to be close to them in any way or shape.
Mammon
He’s a tsundere, so he will be trying to be smooth with it. But for some reason, he saw a guy with his girlfriend’s legs ontop of him and his arms resting on it, and he was like ‘I wanna do that with MC’.
He can’t just straight out ask you to rest your legs on him. He will wait for the perfect moment to strike.
And it came in the form of movie night. He bullied managed to get a spot next to MC on the couch as the movie started playing.
MC kept shifting around trying to get comfortable and saw this as his chance.
“Oi, stop moving around so much. If you need to stretch ya legs, ya could’ve just said it.” Proceeds to grab MC’s leg and throw it on top of his.
He will try to play it off, but his bright red face and shaking hands alert everyone of what was going on.
If MC doesn’t say anything and just snuggle down into him. He will relax a little. Maybe enough to put his hands onto of their leg as the movie continue on.
He had a moment of panic when MC went with Beel to get some more snacks during the movie change and he didn’t know how he was going get them back into that position without looking suspicious.
But worry not, when the movie started, MC swung their legs on top and continued watching the movie.
If you want to give him a real shock, halfway through the movie, just scoot over and snuggled into him. He will be red the rest of the movie and stuttering every time his brother tease him about “why his face so red?”
Lucifer
Many would believe that this demon is not affectionate, but he likes it to be more subtle.
A hand on the lower back while you two walk around the halls of school. This way he feels that he can control what MC does.
His reasoning is because MC seems to like to seek out trouble, so if he keeps that hand there, it will kill that temptation to get themselves in trouble.
The truth is that it just feeds into his Pride. Seeing how big his hand is compared into your human frame.It makes him feel powerful.
Plus when a lower level demon tries to come up to MC, it’s more effective than telling them to fuck off. It’s the class version of it.
Demon tries to flirt with MC. Lucifer slides in and put a hand on their lower back, making them indirectly lean into him. Just one look at a demon and that’s all that is need to say, “They’re mines.”
A hidden one he won’t admit to is the bottom of the skull.
If it’s just MC and him relaxing on his bed, he will pretend to play with the hair in that area, but MC will pick up on it. He doesn’t rub their head or rub his hands through their hair, if their hair allows. It’s always at the back of the bottom.
It’s because that’s were human’s fragile skull is and the beginning of their skin. Not to include so many nerves and blood vessels there.
It shows that MC trust him if they allow him to touch them there and once again, it just feeds into his pride.
i LOVE THIS!!! Belphie’s is my favorite omgggggg
Lucifer, as MC leaves the house: be careful.
MC: always am!
Lucifer: respectfully disagree.
When I tell u I c ri e d-
The truth, my sir, is that my best…. ISNT VERY GOOD.
DEPLOY THE BOY
ALL BOYS DEPLOYED
DEPLOYING BOIS
You little whore... I like the brat move, Satan.
Obey Me headcanon: reaction to a crying MC
I may or may not have had this on my mind since I spent all of last night crying… Well here goes nothing
Lucifer:
surprisingly comforting
makes you tea
asks you whats going on, listens carefully while you talk
super attentive
offers to bring you literally anywhere in any realm to make you feel better
Mammon:
“wha-? who made my human cry?!?!?!? i’ll beat them up >:(”
pats your back at first, scared to show too much emotion
starts crying with you
is an ugly crier, so you stop crying to laugh at him
makes you swear that it never happened
Leviathan:
not sure what to do
shows you literally all of his favorite things to make you feel better
asks henry for his help
watches TSL with you and points out every single easter egg/ interesting fact there is
Satan:
a bit confused at first because he isn’t used to dealing with sad feelings, only anger
shows you cat memes
“want to prank lucifer?”
tells you random fun facts
Asmodeus:
gives you a massive hug
reminds you that you’re really pretty
does a facemask with you to get rid of puffy circles
takes you shopping to distract you
Beelzebub:
massive hug!!!!
lets you cry on his shoulder his chest (because hes a tall boi)
offers to share his food with you
wants to go and get food with you because it’s what helps him when he’s sad
Belphegor:
“why are you crying?”
tells you to stop
hugs you right after
makes you lay down with him because sleep cures all
probably talks to you about life and the universe and his family and stuff
this is probably a lil unrealistic but i just wanted to write what i was thinking while i cried, so i can imagine them each helping me feel better
om masterlist