𝐈𝐒 t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶v̶i̶l̶ 𝐒𝐎 𝐁𝐀𝐃 ?

[devilfaux]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐇ㅤ⸻ MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN.ㅤ27.ㅤAEW WORLD CHAMPION: 365+ DAYS.

the salt of the earth. the devil. your scumbag. a façade. the longest reigning aew world champion. ½ roh world tag team champions. better than you, bay bay, and you know it. can't look at himself in the mirror.

ㅤㅤㅤ𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏.ㅤopen to any gender. ㅤㅤㅤ𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒.ㅤtba. ㅤㅤㅤ𝐒𝐂𝐔𝐌 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐇.ㅤtba. 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑.ㅤfirst time writing mjf so let's see how it goes ! all connections are open, from friends, to enemies, to a potential ex from his past. shipping is with chemistry, but send an im if you'd like to plot !

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fmk – mariah may, anna jay, skye blue

fuck — anna jay: and you all know why. marry — mariah may: free trips to england and japan ? she's cute, too. kill — skye blue: one of them had to go. and she scares me.

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adam cole, kris statlander, jack perry

fuck — kris: she's cool most of the time. marry — adam: obviously. kill — jack: due to the unbridled douchebaggery about me winning at full gear.

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hook, samoa joe, darby allin

fuck — hook: it had to be somebody and it wasn't going to be any of the others. marry — samoa joe: full - time bodyguard ? sounds nice. kill — darby: a thousand times over.

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FMK !

Send "FMK + [THREE NAMES]" for my muse to answer and play the game !

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i think you should feel bad about yours first, actually.

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bullshit. a boring as shit show. can't wait to see idiot take up screentime on smackdown instead !

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wow, chicago native cora jade rightfully praising long island ? i'm touched by your niceness. but we don't claim matt cardona. and especially not john silver. long island could be better but has beaches that aren't crowded and hot as fuck like florida so it's pretty sweet. but california has the best beaches. unfortunately. but the west coast is still not the best coast.

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chicago may be the pizza king, but the people ? fucking obnoxious. the fans are so fucking fickle. and they think it's a personality trait ! the people are annoying, but wrestling fans already suck, and no one is worse than chicago wrestling fans. no offense. you'e all right.

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never say never, statlander ... you were robbed in that triple threat.

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they should let you wrestle him but i guess intergender wrestling doesn't exist because everyone in charge are cowards. but good luck to your dom dom.

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no. i like you, hook, but i'll be the one saying wassup to her.

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... i'll be sure that you have a free ticket to the iron claw so that you can attend the premiere by yourself. unless you want to have a movie night with mjf. i think you and adam would be the only ones.

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don't act like you suddenly give a shit when you clearly didn't give enough of a shit to actually show up. i don't blame you for it. follow your own schedule, big man. it's the luxury of being one of the biggest draws in wrestling, i know. but let's be honest here.

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i'm starring in an A24 film with zac efron, jeremy allen white, and lily james, just to name a few. i don't give two shits about survivor series.

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they're really called premium live events now ? and you are biased. but at least you admit the weather fucking sucks in chicago. and i'll admit that chicago style is better than new york style, because that's an objective fact. sorry, fellow new yorkers, but you're wrong !

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out of character. thinking about how the only people who know who max really is are his friends at create-a-pro in kris and caster but he's distanced himself from them because of the mortifying ordeal of being known ... thinking about how the character of mjf used to be an exaggeration that turned very real to hide his insecurities and failings ...