[fffkorobka]

[werecanine]

me :3

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[gothredy]

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[throwupgirl]

drinking wikipedialyte until i have the sum of all human knowledge

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[archive-of-days]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL!!!

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[shoezuki]

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[sweatermuppet]

very skilled at having a headache

[big-brain-brian]

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[wagitfag]

[dogpuppy]

[phantomrose96]

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff states upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

[squeakitties]

Me hearing a ton of loud banging from my upstairs neighbor: god that’s so annoying

Upstairs neighbor, who was just transformed into a mute horse: [thinking] fuuuuck my downstairs neighbor is gonna think this is so annoying