I SURVIVE

[unseenmockingjay]

                       yes, i am trash. i’ve reached my next hundred aND IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS                       GIVEAWAY. it’s  nothing  special  but  giveaways  excite  me  because  i’m  so                        thankful to each and every one of my followers and now i can give back in some                       way or another.                       same  rules  apply;  must  be a roleplay account, you must be following me - do                       not unfollow me after pls and thank you, likes and reblogs count.

                                     somewhere between 1 - 3 people will win whatever they want! 

                                                                                    ends ; april 19th

                                                                             themes ; ╳  ╳  ╳  ╳                                                                             self promos ; ╳  ╳  ╳                                                                       online/offline banners ;  ╳  ╳  ╳                                                                                      icons ;

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klausatisfaction​ liked this for a starter.

“And what brings the original hybrid to my doorsteps?  Couldn’t believe I returned from the dead?”

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whitlxcked​ liked this for a starter.

“And who do you think you are to be  bugging me in the middle of my diner.” She said and dropped the young girl’s body to the floor as she used a napkin to dry the blood that was on her mouth.

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iknowgrixf​ liked this for a starter

         “When will you learn that you             can’t outplay me and that I will

                           always

           find my way back, no matter what.”

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“I like to believe witches are more powerful than vampires.”

[devilwithcrulls-blog]

“Not when that vampire already has a powerfull witch on her side. Witch or no witch, your blood will taste deliciouse.”

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STARTER CALL

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                                      Hope Mikaelson ;;

           Independent Hope Mikaelson roleplay blog.             Multi-ship, multi-verse, open for au’s & oc’s.             Askbox open for rping, plotting and talking ooc.             Adaptable to any writing style & use of icons, gifs, etc.            Written by Annie.                          i. ii. iii. iv.                   

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Zombieland Quote Memes

❝ I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. ❞

❝ Is that how you say hello where you come from? ❞

❝ I’ve never hit a kid before. ❞

❝ It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker. ❞

❝ So do you have any regrets? ❞

❝ Time to nut up or shut up! ❞

❝ Are you fucking with me? ❞

❝ I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency. ❞

❝ Twelve’s the new twenty. ❞

❝ You got taken hostage by a 12 year old? ❞

❝ Don’t kill me with my own gun. ❞

❝ I haven’t cried like that since Titanic. ❞

❝ Let’s play the quiet game. ❞

❝ You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❞

❝ It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❞

❝ You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❞

❝ You can do anything you want to a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac! ❞

❝ Where are the fucking Twinkies? ❞

❝ FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❞

❝ She’s only famous when she’s Hannah Montana! When she’s wearing the wig! ❞

❝ Oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s Ghostbusters. ❞

❝ Poor, fat bastard. ❞

❝ You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. ❞

❝ See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me! ❞

❝ Here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❞

❝ Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❞

❝ You wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❞

❝ Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❞

❝ Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. ❞

❝  Hey, a little help with movin’ the couch. We’re makin’ a fort. ❞

❝ Have you ever read that book “She’s Just Not That Into You”? ❞

❝ You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove half way across the country… where are you gonna go? ❞

❝ Thank God for rednecks! ❞

❝ You see, that why i don’t let people close, you only get burned. ❞

❝ Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❞

❝ Woulda? Coulda? Shoulda? ❞

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STARTER CALL

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4000 lightyears? We’ll leave last month | Kabekah

[miss-barbiebex]

        “Anywhere but here; Got any ideas?”               She didn’t have a particular destination in mind, the places she wanted to go               required more than a car to get to. Her eyes were trained on the road and she               turned the radio up, and a tune played.       “Never thought I’d be doing this with you.”

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“New York isn’t that far away and if the fun is gone we can go somewhere else.”

Katherine said as it was the first thing to come in her mind. New York was the closest city that could be fun. She never liked sitting in a car too long. She smirked at the blonde’s comment.

“The feeling is mutal, but anything is better than Mystic Falls center Elena drama.”

[ofvikingism-archive]

​​​​                  ❛ The Petrova’s aren’t the O N L Y ones born                     with bitch as their first language, darling.                               –– –– && what can I say? It’s only FAIR that I                               got a taste of your daughter if you were so                               unlucky of having a taste of my b r o t h e r.                               Although it all was for information –– until she                               turned out to be insanely crazy just like her mother.❜

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“I can assure you not everyone in my bloodline   speaks that very well, or have you forgotten   my sweet doppelganger. Seriously, you’re even   more patethic than I thought. If anyone is crazy   then that must be you. She used just as much as you her.”

[designedrecovery-archive]

so my milestones are flying by, and i didn’t realize i had reached 200, let alone 300 followers, and then i checked and i was like WHOA. so here is a little thing i’m putting together to thank each and every one of you, and also to send out a couple shout outs because ALL of you are amazing people and writer’s, and the tvd rp fandom is such a welcome place to be. i just love you all, okay? even if we haven’t interacted yet and we follow each other, i enjoy seeing you on my dash and i’m so happy you’re all following me and stefan.  here are the beauties i have had the pleasure of writing with/or just interacting with thus far on this blog, and as for the rest of you, my ask box is ALWAYS open. :)

in no specific order…

martyress, thefamouselena, madresalvatore, geminireject, crazyimpulsive, compelamaserati, withsacrifice, oldxrsexydangerguy, fearlessrelic, salvatorefromduke, neurotiicness, hergrief, fought-for-everything, fatedtoendure, selflessgilbert, carolinesnotbrokenjustbent, nadiapetrovaxx, arrogantandglib, sanguier, gilbertiisms, griefisms, withouthxmanity, objectivelyhot, the-bon-fire, mercying, carolinedearest, devilwithcrulls, ofabominations, brokengilbert, josettexparker, lovedtooxeasy, lambiisms, ofpiercingcurls, becomeyournightmare, hiswxrriorprincess, chantdebonheurforbes, gilbertness, elenamxrie

[smolhermes]

[majesticpetrova]

“Dance with me.”

[majesticpetrova]

[elizabbethelias]