Ring-A-Ding-Ding, Fuck Off

This blog is no longer active. Tis an archive. You can now find Devin at professorkeirasemptimisnape.tumblr.com

[professorkeiraseptimissnape]

PSA || THIS BLOG IS A STALE MEME

I know it’s been ages since I’ve touched this blog & there is a reason for that. This blog is NO LONGER active. It is now an archive. But don’  t worry children, I’m not quittin’ RP. My active blogs are @silvcrignis @detonatcrs @dcvilsandsinncrs && @dcusrclicta (ye, I sold old, fight me, thots.) so if you’re lookin’ for me I’ll be on one of those. I’m in the process of archiving all me other blogs so feel free to follow those if you missed me & had no idea where I went.

[devinthekitten-archive]

((These fucking url changes JFC))

[opossummypossum]

[fedorathexplorer]

ive got my ticket for the long way round

[professorkeiraseptimissnape]

Nothing Meant|| Keira and Janus|| Drabble

Summary: Because as annoyed as Janus is by his unofficial charge you don’t spend eleven years bound to someone like her without feeling something. 

Warning. It’s gonna get hella NSFW.

Keira Black heard the familiar beating of bat like wings before the half-Fury is anywhere close to entering Ferrum Manor and sighed deeply as she opened the window to the spare room she was laying in.

Purple-grey eyes didn’t bother to fix upon Janus Styx as he perched on the windowsill before hopping through the window and staring down at her, his bright silver blue hair a windblown mess as it usually was.

"Hey Janus."

"I’m not used to you not mocking my name, Arse Sprain."

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[sarcastichowell]

[fenrirthesavage]

"Haha, I saw your kid photos. You are officially a nerdlord forever."

"Shut up! Those may not have even been me!"

[devinthekitten-archive]

"Sure they weren't ya dweeb."

[devinthekitten-archive]

The hybrid paced back and forth clearly filled with unrest as his tail coiled and uncoiled from around his waist.

"I miss my family. I want them to come back home." he finally whined, rubbing at his tear-filled eyes.

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[devinthekitten-archive]

"... There's something on you face. It looks like someone drew a mustache onto it. An' one of those circle eyeglass thingies." the eight year old explained nervously.

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[thedudolf]

[thefrogman]

By Gergely Dudás [website | tumblr | facebook]

[devinthekitten-archive]

((-switches to a cute icon to deal with the PAIN))

[xvodkaandlustx]

'Truth' "Do you hate me? I feel like you hate me."

"You’re an asshole but I don’t hate you. I just need you to understand that if you cross me I’ll destroy you."

[xvodkaandlustx]

"Devin, I don’t talk of my past freely. I was trying to help you. But what concern of it is mine? You’re just as hopeless as I am. Have a miserable life."

[devinthekitten-archive]

"Pffft, just as? I think I'm far past your level of hopeless. At least you know what you are."

He took no notice of the blood beginning to run down his palms before he spoke again, more quietly which only made it that much more sinister.

"No one can help me, Joanne. Not you. Not my siblings. Not my parents. I can't even help me. Because you see, one day I am going to burn for my weakness just like all the other demons told me I would. And I'd rather not share my pyre with you."

[xvodkaandlustx]

'Truth' "Do you hate me? I feel like you hate me."

"You’re an asshole but I don’t hate you. I just need you to understand that if you cross me I’ll destroy you."

[xvodkaandlustx]

"Because I know what is like to have no one. I know what it’s like to have your biological parents hate you. At the age of thirteen I stopped being daddy’s princess and became days fuck buddy. I became such a bitch that people started saying I deserved it. So I’m telling you from experience, being angry at everyone doesn’t help!"

[devinthekitten-archive]

The laugh that comes from the man is high and cold.

"Hate me? Hate me?! Oh I wish they'd cared enough to hate me! They took one look at what at me, one look at what I became and were content to not have a son at all!"

"I hope you're not expecting empathy for that little backstory because there's none left to give! I lost that with my humanity!" he yelped back, his eyes flickering to that unearthly glowing hazel.

It was the demon in in him talking now, the side of him that he'd tried his best to cage in.

"I'm not angry at anyone much less everyone. I just don't care." he finally drawled, claws digging into his palms.

But he did care. He just couldn't let go of the past.

[xvodkaandlustx]

'Truth' "Do you hate me? I feel like you hate me."

"You’re an asshole but I don’t hate you. I just need you to understand that if you cross me I’ll destroy you."

[xvodkaandlustx]

"You’re as helpless as you allow yourself to be. Plus, you need to stop being an asshole to people who’ve done nothing to you."

[devinthekitten-archive]

"That's my one defense, though. If I act like an asshole I don't have to put up with people trying to take advantage of me."

"Plus I don't owe this world or anyone inhabiting it my kindness. Not after the shit hand it gave me. So I apologise for not being the Mr. Rogers type." he finished, his voice suddenly icy as his tail wound around his waist.

He didn't even realise he was subconsciously trying to push another person away. It was in his nature. If he pushed someone away he didn't have to worry about being rejected.

"Why are you even giving me advice? What am I to you besides a nuisance?" he added, ears flattening against the top of his head as he backed away from her.

[devinthekitten-archive]

Things Devin Can't Do

Show affection without being mean

Figure out his powers

Fight without shifting between forms constantly and tiring himself out

Stop calling himself a freak

Stop being sad over his biological parent's calling him a freak to his face and not wanting him

Understand why people want to be around him because he thinks he's trash

Stop clawing Severus' favourite armchair when he's mad at him

[devinthekitten-archive]

((Devin Black is a national treasure and comedy gold okay.))