Wanna Be Homies?

I’m Devin. And uh I want to grow a cool mustache so I can do the twirly thingie.

[shitpostinguniverse]

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[ampervadasz]

[24ozsteak]

[whybecosplay]

Water bending cosplay

[cosmic-noir]

EXCUSE?!!??

[petalstofish-deactivated2022041]

[kaijuno]

Take a shower??? Oh, you mean GET PISSED ON BY MY OWN HOUSE??? No thanks, that’s gay

[finite-chaos]

gamers be like

[bunjywunjy]

EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS SAD DUMB FLAMINGO I FOUND AT HY-VEE

[bunjywunjy]

HIS NAME IS SLUUUMPY

[bunjywunjy]

Sluuumpy is NOT cheaper online, so if I want him I have to get him here. $20, though…

[bunjywunjy]

… goddammit, I don’t really have a choice here, do I. I need this sad flamingo butt in my life.

[bunjywunjy]

BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[erarg]

[seravph]

lorde really wrote an album about being the kid that stayed home when people went out and had to keep a reputation of being nice and modest and polite but secretly wanting to go crazy and dance wildly and go running and bounding and sobbing but feeling as though your whole life hinges on other people giving you the opportunity to do it and so you feel as though you’re wasting your youth

[youlovetoseeit]

These are just too good

[whitepeopletwitter]

[youlovetoseeit]

that is just maths

[dankmemeuniversity]

[toastbutteregg]

this is ridiculous but also fascinating like everyone in our dream are apparently people we have encountered/seen

[distractedboyfriend]

[fruitandfitspo]