pls gods end me

I basically post whatever I want, just anything I manage to like at the time, rn it genshin and shitposts Am I male? Am I female? Agender? Bigender? WRONG, I AM A BALL OF PURE RAGE DISGUISED AS A HUMAN

[tohru-honda]

Sometimes Reddit is funny😂

[drinkmyboogers]

Kyo: ugh, why is everyone dressing up for Halloween. It’s not even a real holiday.

Tohru, wearing a cat costume: oh, kyo! You’re not dressing up?

Kyo, putting on matching cat ears: hell if you can’t beat ‘em join em

[mayoryon-blog]

I never did get to show her…

[dragguns]

This is the saddest post on tumblr

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[insomniac-arrest]

Me: *does the Hello Nurse routine right before the ghost smothers me to death*

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

Up in the club like

My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please

[sgt-celestial]

why are there so many posts about fighting your tumblr pfp…….what happened to kissing them and feeding them soup………

[sparrownnax]

rb to give your pfp a forehead kiss and a soup :-)

[devotedpaladinofmanyfandoms]

There ya go mcbarron bunny

[knifefightscene]

[stephenroot]

[pukicho]

You seem like the type of person who’s social battery is always charged

I haven't spoken to another person face to face in two days

[pukicho]

A bunch of people at my school have been stealing soap dispensers. A kid got ARRESTED for stealing one.

I hope he goes straight to a maximum security prison

[pukicho]

Life is so cool for teens

[pukicho]

None of you deserve doors anyways

[pukicho]

do you have any advice for college?

Its basically school, don’t go!!

[inscrutably-coy]

It's literally school, don't go!

[pukicho]

^^^^ DONT GO

[sprayio-deactivated20240825]

Early Genshin players: YOO when is scara coming out? Isn't he just so cool..?? I'm saving all my wishes for him.

Post 1.1 Genshin players after seeing all the fanart, memes and hcs of Scaramouche: Bro what the fuck even is a Sacramoche? Is this like... the mythical boogie monster of Genshin Impact??

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

guess what number im thinking of

[kolkatas]

420

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

[jstorofficial]

69

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

yeah it was 69

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

[akajustmerry]

the whole stick with Tom Holland always spoiling things or whatever is a marketing stunt by Disney and has been from the very beginning and I know this because Andrew Garfield was ACTUALLY fired from spiderman and blackballed by Sony for saying things in interviews that the company did not want him to say i.e. how he wanted Peter to bi, how he thought elements of spiderman was racist, etc. if Tom Holland was actually doing ANYTHING Disney didn't want him to he would not be here. and even tho it's cute n funny whatever it makes me so fucking angry that Tom Holland has his whole career in film thanks to the fucked up way Sony got rid of Andrew Garfield Spiderman in the first place that to act like Tom is doing ANYTHING remotely rebellious relating to his role in marvel is just the biggest fuck you to Andrew Garfield. fuck mcu spiderman.

[devotedpaladinofmanyfandoms]

Ouch

[algrenion]

my Local Neighbourhood Squirrel DEADASS just leapt onto my window pane, maybe a foot from where i am sitting and just fucking stared at me with his hands on the glass he violated my privacy and im calling the cops

[algrenion]

he stayed like this for like a straight ten seconds

[algrenion]

i put it on facebook and one of my best friends just fhkahjlkhaklhjgklhkljhKHKJHKFHSFKJ

[aerin-the-winky-vampire]

[valtsv]

me: idk i'm getting kind of too old for stuffed animals

halloween beanie babies:

me: i'm so sorry i take back everything i said

[valtsv]

HALLOWEANIE BABIES...

[gaycism]

i've been dying at this for the past 30 minutes

[rad-raz]

I'm sorry but