Should Really get off the Internet

Wow I haven't updated my blog in a loooooong time and at this point frankly I don't have the energy.

[wordfather]

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

[spiritshaydra]

Baby need smoko

Baby without smoko

[solitairians]

many small purchases add up to a large amount of money

[sleepyquietgirl]

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[smallbabywerewolf]

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

One of the guys bought these for our fossil dig out in Petrified Forest and it was fantastic watching him go.

[wordybee]

okay, I mean, yeah, you can make that shape if you want I guess.

[solitairians]

they call me the text ignorer for reasons I'll probably explain to you in a few days or so

[mngwa]

So I know tumblr (rightfully) loves Katmai Fat Bear Week - so if you want More of the same thing, may I introduce Fat Marmot Week?

Colorado’s first-ever ‘Fat Marmot Week’ aims to raise awareness for the charismatic, whistling mammals 

A population of Colorado marmots are gaining notoriety as the subject of a new OnlyFans page and weight gain competition to raise awareness

They're introducing the contenders (such as Dans_hat above) in posts on Instagram, but they also have a website-

FAT MARMOT WEEK

About Fat Marmot Week The largest of the true hibernators, marmots bulk up all summer to survive the winter. Fat Marmot Week is an opportuni

These folks also *deeply* need funding - they've opened an OnlyFans for the marmots (OnlyMarms, as they call it) and also accept donations. That's also linked on the Fat Marmot Week page!

Anyways. I love marmots, I love wildlife biologists, and these folks are hilarious. Go have fun with Fat Marmot Week!

@katmaibearfan - I hope you don't mind the ping, but would you mind spreading this around some? Thank you so much!

[katmaibearfan]

FAT MARMOTS FAT MARMOTS FAT MARMOTS

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[foxmulders]

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[dogpuppy]

[roycohn]

inspired by a rant i was going on elsewhere bc someone tweeted something very stupid and uninformed about hamlet and it got my back up as someone who took two single-text-focus english literature courses in college and they were on wuthering heights and hamlet, i now put it to all of you on here:

what's "your" shakespeare play?

hamlet

macbeth

the tempest

merchant of venice

midsummer night's dream

twelfth night

richard iii

othello

julius caesar

king lear

another not listed (specify in tags) (i really just put my own top 10 here nbd)

i have no particular feelings about any shakespeare play/results tag

Voting ended on7h

[mi-ciudad]

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[vykodlak]

commerson’s dolphin looks like malayan tapir looks like commerson’s dolphin

[vykodlak]

[adonischildsupportcase]