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@devotion-and-desire
i was present a few months ago when my best friend found out that outlier isnāt pronounced āoot-lee-yayā and i havenāt been the same since
āaverage person thinks outlier pronounced oot-lee-yayā factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. No person thinks outlier pronounced oot-lee-yay. French Canadian Georg, who has mispronounced word for 39 years, is an ootleeyay adn should not have been counted
living in the united states is supremely fucked up cause we're one of the richest, most powerful juggernauts on the planet, but your average citizen has relatively infinitesimal access to that wealth and power, and very little they can do to improve things.
being poor in the US still makes you rich by some global standards, but often times The American Experience is like..... you're a passenger locked in the baggage hold of a very long train that's going very fast. and the people driving the train are running it off the rails and shouting CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS CHOO CHOOOOOOOOO as they thoughtlessly bulldoze this train through everything in its path. you want very badly to get off the train or bludgeon the conductors with a crowbar, because you don't like where it's going, but you're handcuffed in a duffel bag and the conductors have barricaded themselves in the engine cars with all the food, medicine, and tools that could be used to help you out.
and UNDERSTANDABLY the rest of the world is like "what the FUCK is wrong with that train??? it must be stopped! there are so many people on the train why is nobody breaking into the conductor's booth and stopping it??!" but most of us are just squirming for basic survival in the last few cars while billionaires sit on top of the train sniping anyone brave enough to crawl up from the cargo hold, all while shouting that you're lucky to be on such a luxurious, successful train at all.
Iāve never seen being an American explained so well.
Christian Boomer comics at Christmas: mean-spirited, a downer, whiny, āyelled about red Starbucks cupsā energy
Jewish Boomer comics at Christmas: DELIGHTFUL
HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits
Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39
HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaksĀ
company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it isĀ
the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits
company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration
the law: You must pay them this and no less.
company: I shall pay them that and no more.
The law: you have to pay your employees
Company: then weāll replace them all with interns
The law: you gotta increase wages
Company: weāll cut hours
the law: you have to give raises
company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents
the law: employees have rights
company: around here we call them āindependent contractorsā
I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.
Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE
UNITED WE BARGAIN, DIVIDED WE BEG.
CEOās are scum.
Guys a few days ago i saw these two guys that were both probably in their early twenties at the store at like nine o'clock at night and one of them was wearing these fuzzy duck sandals that quacked loudly every time he took a step and his friend was pacing away from him as fast as he could going āI donāt know you. We are not friends.ā While the other laughed hysterically about his duck shoes.
Where do they sell these vests
Gotta make money somehow
The older this gets the funnier it is
someone: what harry potter house are you :)
me: iāve come to really not like harry potter, because of the way the majority of its fans behave as well as the bullshit jk rowling says and does and im not really comfortable identifying w/ the series anymore
also me: but like, hufflepuff
me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me
Wack how thereās a 3lb blob of sentient jello in our heads thatās more complex than any computer weāve ever made and we still donāt know how tf it works
