A Collection Of Things Me And My Friend Have Said On Discord!
A collection of starters taken from various conversations and me and a friend have had! Feel free to change things/pronouns as needed!
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"It's like a car crash - I can't look away."
"I don't want to force you into anything!"
"SIMP!"
"Look at him with his dumb coat!"
"He do be a cutie though..."
"God, I wish that was me."
"I hate you so fucking much."
"I love you!"
"If the demons get me, they get me."
"We could probably cuddle or some shit."
"Look, dude, get a professional in or something because that's not good."
"That sounds kinda evil my dude, not gonna lie."
"Your Borat impression needs work, try it like this-"
"This traffic makes me want to drive off a bridge, but I can't even get into that lane."
"I need a drink."
"That's pretty cool!"
"Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things!"
"A wise man once said..."
"I could take (name) in a fight."
"You're a bit of a cunt."
"What in the cornbread hell?!"
"He is a hotty though..."
"Girl, go get some!"
"Your vibes are immaculate."
"Disgusting. Your vibes need hospice care."
"He might be an idiot, but he's MY idiot."
"He might be an idiot, but he's YOUR idiot."
"Fuck therapy, I'm becoming a Knight."
"The baby is terrifying."
"That's so cool!"
"I'm here if you need to vent."
"You're valid, man."
"Come get your boy/man."
"It's simp for (name) hours."
"It's honestly impressive."
"I was so excited to see you still around!"
"She's just jealous that she's not you."
"Man, fuck 'em."
"You've been here longer. Theyre not shit."
"It's favouritism, man. Don't let it get to you."
"I ship them so hard."
"If I nap now, I'll sleep until tomorrow and I'm not ready for commitment."














