HEX: DEVOUR MEMES

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A Collection Of Things Me And My Friend Have Said On Discord!

A collection of starters taken from various conversations and me and a friend have had! Feel free to change things/pronouns as needed!

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"It's like a car crash - I can't look away."

"I don't want to force you into anything!"

"SIMP!"

"Look at him with his dumb coat!"

"He do be a cutie though..."

"God, I wish that was me."

"I hate you so fucking much."

"I love you!"

"If the demons get me, they get me."

"We could probably cuddle or some shit."

"Look, dude, get a professional in or something because that's not good."

"That sounds kinda evil my dude, not gonna lie."

"Your Borat impression needs work, try it like this-"

"This traffic makes me want to drive off a bridge, but I can't even get into that lane."

"I need a drink."

"That's pretty cool!"

"Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things!"

"A wise man once said..."

"I could take (name) in a fight."

"You're a bit of a cunt."

"What in the cornbread hell?!"

"He is a hotty though..."

"Girl, go get some!"

"Your vibes are immaculate."

"Disgusting. Your vibes need hospice care."

"He might be an idiot, but he's MY idiot."

"He might be an idiot, but he's YOUR idiot."

"Fuck therapy, I'm becoming a Knight."

"The baby is terrifying."

"That's so cool!"

"I'm here if you need to vent."

"You're valid, man."

"Come get your boy/man."

"It's simp for (name) hours."

"It's honestly impressive."

"I was so excited to see you still around!"

"She's just jealous that she's not you."

"Man, fuck 'em."

"You've been here longer. Theyre not shit."

"It's favouritism, man. Don't let it get to you."

"I ship them so hard."

"If I nap now, I'll sleep until tomorrow and I'm not ready for commitment."

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Buzzfeed Unsolved Starters!

A collection of Starters taken from various Buzzfeed Unsolved and Supernatural videos! Feel free to change things/pronouns as needed!

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"Hey there (name), it's me, ya boy."

"Forensic science is crazy."

(WHEEZE)

"Oh my God!"

"Who's that guy?"

"The devil is here! Send God!"

"I wish I didn't know it but now it's in my brain..."

"There's nothing to suggest (name) as the murderer."

"I connected the dots!"

"You didn't connect shit!"

"Oh, I don't like it."

"I'm done."

"This guy is very suspicious."

"Why would someone make that up?"

"I remember this fucking guy."

"That's good journalism."

"I'm so nervous."

"I hate demons."

"...yeah, I can see that."

"Can you look even just a little bit worried?"

"Are ghosts real?"

"I'm fucking nervous, man. I feel like I'm going to vomit."

"Lucky for us!"

"Shut up."

"I came prepared for this."

"There is, like, records of people practicing rituals in this forest and on the bridge."

"Stop looping me into your shit."

"Alright, we'll come back for you."

"Give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous."

"Anyone out here?"

"Oh shit. There's something over there."

"Hello?"

"We're here for the cult stuff."

"They wouldn't be hiding in the bushes, would they?"

"Smells like shit in here."

"This guy sounds like a real piece of shit."

"It's so much worse than you'd think."

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A collection based on The Far Cry Experience! Feel free to change things/pronouns as needed! Triggering content ahead, as per Far Cry fashion!

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"Back up, back up."

"Be quiet! Let me focus!"

"Hi, I'm (name)."

"No, no, (name), it's (place/name/item/etc)."

"(name), turn off your fucking walkie-talkie!"

"It's not my fucking walkie-talkie!"

"Yes, hello, yes. I see you."

"Dude, is that your girlfriend/boyfriend?"

"Never touch a man's lens!"

"Big Momma's House 2 isn't a good fucking résumé."

"(NAME), LOOK, A SNAKE! THERE'S A SNAKE!"

"Haha, fuck you dude!"

"If you don't have water in three days, you will die."

"Is that true?"

"You better not put that shit on the fucking Internet!"

"Hang on, my pony needs a break."

"You were a better horse then you were a man."

"I'm sorry I shot your momma bambi!"

"No, I'm not fucking high!"

"I will beat you to death with my dick!"

"Oh, Jesus..."

"Are you here to piss on my sunshine?!"

"Witness this."

"How are you, (name)?"

"We're going to play a little game."

"It's like wheels of fortune. Except without the wheels, and you're not gonna get you no fortune."

"I want you to decide who gets to die more."

"It's okay, (name), come here."

"Okay... music please!"

"You said she was a cockaholic!"

"Wow! I give you one, you take two?! Greedy!"

"I lied to you."

"I spotted him. Like a fucking sniper."

"Have I ever told you what the definition of insanity is?"

"I think your boyfriend wants to say something to you."

"RUN, (NAME)! FUCKING RUN!"

"Fuck you!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"I'm not your fucking hermano!"

"That is a philosophical point of fucking view."

"If I take one step closer you shoot me? Okay. Like this?"

"Do you have any fucking idea how rude that was?"

"(full name), where are you?!"

"Fuck you, you psycho!"

"I'm sorry, what did you say, (name)?"

"I built it myself."

"Hello~."

"I have a little surprise for you."

"(name), you haven't been flossing, huh? That's really bad, you know that, huh?"

"That's really bad, you know that, huh?"

"There's a spider on my nose!"

"Thank you!"

"Have you ever been in love, (name?)"

"I've been in love once... maybe twice..."

"You know, like, one of those toys? One of those Wahine toys?"

"You want water or mangoes? Bananas?"

"(name), how are you doing today?"

"One time is funny, two times is fucking annoying, no?"

"You just ruined my cigar you fucking cocksucker."

"Good morning. Did you get some nice sleep?"

"So unfortunately I am not going to torture him today. I'm going to wait for him to recuperate a little bit."

"Y'know, sometimes I get so tired of all the shooting and the killing."

"It's so nice!"

"You haven't commented once on the flowers I bought you."

"What... what is that?"

"Oh... I know what this is..."

"This is the bullet that was in your friend's leg."

"You fed me (name)?!"

"No, no, no! I didn't feed you (name), I fed you (name)'s leg!"

"Oh God! I'm a cannibal!"

"(name), wake the fuck up!"

"You know I'm here."

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Things Me and My Friends Have Said On Discord!

A collection of things my friends and I have said on vc & general chat on Discord! Feel free to change things and pronouns as needed!

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"Alright, lads. Let's calm down a second."

"You bought WHAT?!"

"I tried to wave... pulled a gun."

"I just killed my first bear and (name) helped me sniff out the corpse. I'm so proud!"

"The bounty gear is sexy!"

"I shan't stop!"

"I had a lil beer."

"...aroused but full of anger."

"Not going to lie, I'm kinda into it."

"Oh, dude, she's into that though."

"(name) stop being nasty!"

"Oh my God, are you okay?!"

"I didn't mean to hurt you!"

"Hahaha, yes. Suffer!"

"If you keep talking, I'm going to shoot you."

*wolf whistling and saying shit in spanish*

"Okay, but hear me out..."

"I love you so much?"

"You sound so tired right now."

"Not gonna lie, I'm tired as fuck."

*yawns loudly*

"You should probably go drink something."

"I have coffee... try to do a wake..."

"You're awake enough to trash talk and that's all that matters."

"(name) you best be sleeping!"

"I will suck your dick if you stop."

"Suck my dick and I'll leave you alone."

"The vibe that has.."

"Jesus, (name), calm down."

"I'M FUCKING CRYING!"

"I'd die for (name), it's not even funny."

"Fuck no."

"I will die for you."

"Not to brag, but (insert thing here)."

"Dog."

"How do you remember all of that?!"

"I need money."

"I'll call you out, don't test me."

"I'll owe you my life!"

"Don't call me out."

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Send me "👐" to choke my muse!

Send "👐+" for my muse to choke yours!

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Friendship Orientation Sentence Starters!

A collection of dialogue oriented for friendships and beyond! Change things/pronouns as needed!

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"I don't know what they were thinking messing with you of all people."

"I bet I can down my drink faster than you."

"That'll kill you one day."

"You're doing it wrong. Let me help."

"What the fuck are you on about?"

"That doesn't look safe..."

"I'm worried about you, (name)."

"We're worried about you, (name)."

"You'll work yourself to death. Take a rest with me, drink!"

"Do you need help?"

"I did your work for you. Take a break, on me."

"I covered for you, don't worry."

"I hate to ask, but I need your help."

"You deserve so much better."

"I say this because I respect you: you look stupid doing that."

"We should grab some food and watch some cringey movies from the '80s."

"I heard you're not being yourself, so I bought you your favourite alcohol and snacks."

"You can talk to me, you know."

"How much for you to ask (name) out?"

"Okay, so, don't panic but I mentioned your name to our boss... it wasn't a positive conversation..."

"Let's go for a walk."

"You kept me up all night! You never said you tossed a lot in your sleep!"

"Who do I need to fight for you?"

"Please don't fight anyone for me again."

"Important night, or just wanting to dress up?"

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A collection of starters from Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon A Time In... Hollywood. Feel free to change pronouns/things as needed!

"I think I know who you are - put her there!"

"Oh shit, I'm sorry about that."

"Is this your brother?"

"That's my stunt double, [name]."

"I try."

"That's both flattering and embarrassing."

"I hope it wasn't too painful for you."

"That was really you operating that, right?"

"That is one shit, fuck crazy weapon, let me tell you."

"You play the heavy in all these?"

"Well... yeah..."

"That's how they get you."

"That's a bug fucking lie."

"[name] loves westerns."

"It's official old buddy... I'm a has-been."

"Don't cry in front of the Mexicans."

"What'd that guy tell you in there?"

"He told me the Goddamn truth is what he told me!"

"I'm too insecure to score now."

"I've not been a full-time [job] for a while now, so I can't exactly say I know how you feel."

"Give me my glasses."

"Was that a whine?"

"You're [first name] fuckin' [surname]. Don't you forget it."

*finger guns*

"Who are you?"

"How old are you?"

"I'm just messin' with you."

"...fair enough."

"That was the best acting I've ever seen in my whole life!"

"Or I throw this little pitcher down the well!"

"Well, delivery boy, deliver my message!"

"You're a miserable drunk."

"Sorry for the wet hand!"

"Fuck you, fucking pigs!"

"Oh no."

"Hello, hot stuff!"

"They'll be telling stories about Hollywood, hippy girl that gave them a ride to the movie ranch, for the rest of their lives!"

*rests head in your lap whilst you drive*

"Obviously, I'm not too young to fuck you."

"Obviously, you are too old to fuck me."

"Does [name] still live here?"

"It's his nap time!"

"I'm coming in there. And this won't stop me."

"[name] isn't blind! You're the blind one!"

"Did you do this?"

"This isn't my car. This is my boss's car. And if something were to happen to it, well, I'd be in trouble. Lucky for you, he's got a spare."

"Fix it."

*throws a sudden, very forceful punch*

"One step closer and I will knock his teeth out!"

"Do you want to watch [show/film] with me?"

"Is tonight the night?... why not?"

"Wait, I know you!"

"...nah, it was dumber than that."

*gets stabbed defending your muse*

"I'm the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's business!"

"I'm the Devil, and I'm here to do some... Devil shit."

"It's not verbatim, but..."

"Which hospital are you going? I'll meet you there."

"You're a good friend, [name]."

"What the fuck happened?"

"No shit?"

"We're all fine, [name], thank you."

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A collection of lines from The Blues Brothers! Feel free to change pronouns/things as needed!

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"What's this?"

"Where's the [insert car type]?"

"You traded [item] for this?"

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bullshit."

"This was a bargain."

"They were practically giving them away!"

"Well, thank you, pal."

"You don't like it?"

"No, I don't like it."

"Fix the cigarette lighter."

"What are we doing here?"

"Yeah... so I lied to her."

"No. Fucking. Way."

"Who is it?"

"Come in!"

"Forget it! Five grand? We'll have it in the morning!"

"Well then, I guess you're really up shit creek."

"Christ [name], take it easy."

"Shit! Ow, you fat penguin!"

"Things are bad."

"They wouldn't turn you out, would they?"

"Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ!"

"And God bless the United States of America!"

"We're getting the band back together."

"There's at least $7 worth of change here!"

"What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope?"

"I took the liberty of bullshitting you."

"Shit."

"What?"

"We're on a mission from God."

"Well, it ain't much. But it's home."

*takes a big sip of whiskey*

"I gotta hit the sack."

"Hey, you sleaze! My bed!"

"Step back."

"Me and the Lord... we got an understanding."

"Oh no."

"Wait, you guys can't come in here."

"Wait. Let's talk outside."

"That'll be fine, pal."

*obnoxious sipping of a drink*

"I can't. I really can't."

"What's going on?"

"They look like they're from the CIA or something."

"We have both kinds: country and western."

"This is a lot bigger than any domestic problems you might be experiencing."

"Are you sure this is the place?"

*throws a bottle*

"This ain't no Hank Williams song."

*just stands there, arms crossed, straight faced*

*tearing up while sipping a beer*

"It's a fucking barn."

"That'll be, uh, $94."

"I'll think about it, [name]."

"Everybody needs somebody."

"Bullshit? I don't bullshit."

"Who is that girl?"

"It's good to see you, sweetheart!"

"Oh, please don't kill us!"

"You know I love you, baby!"

"You miserable slug."

"It wasn't my fault, I swear to God!"

*takes off sunglasses*

"[name], honey..."

"Let's go."

"Take it easy."

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Hit it."

*fires gun and misses each shot*

*is handcuffed together*

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A collection of lines from WWF era wrestling, taken mainly from promos/interviews with Mick Foley! Feel free to change pronouns/things as needed!

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"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I thought you were dead!"

"...nevermind."

"Can you smell what [NAME] is cooking?"

"What's your name again?"

"It doesn't matter what your name is!"

"I can beat you with one hand tied behind my back."

"Well, [NAME] says I just whooped your ass!"

"This is your life!"

"I have a present for you, [NAME]."

"It's not even my birthday."

"I'm sorry about last week, [NAME]."

"I have a surprise for you!"

"I don't want to end up on the naughty list this year."

"Our relationship is STRICTLY platonic."

"I know someone who's willing to do worse things than I am."

"He's alive!"

"Oh, have mercy."

"I'm a bad person."

"--that's what we wanted to be."

"They were throwing worms at me, [NAME]."

"I was bleeding. I was in pain, a-and I was loving it! I felt like I finally found something in my life that I can do better than everybody else - handle pain."

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He said he'd LOVE me.

He P R O M I S E D !

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...he LIED like the rest.

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Send me "💀" to walk in on my muse killing someone!

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Send me '⛵' to hear about a ship I have with my muse that's not within the fandom!

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A collection of things I've said whilst playing Slime Rancher! Feel free to change pronouns/things as needed!

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"This is nice."

"How do I do this?"

"Where do I find that?"

"What is that?"

"Please don't hurt me."

"You're so cute!"

"They don't even hurt you."

"What's this worth?"

"Oh, you can definitely stay."

"I don't care!"

"I don't care about you."

"Get in there!"

"I'm going to die-"

"I'm lost."

"...I went in a circle, didn't I?"

"He's my favourite."

"Why is there scary music?"

"They're the spooky bads!"

"Get soaked."

"I don't have any water."

"I don't have any water on me!"

"Stop!"

"Why would I spend money on that?"

"Ooooo, snazzy."

"Lookin' good."

"I desire more."

"I honestly don't know where else to go."

"It was here the entire time."

"I'm an idiot."

"This is so cool!"

"It's all ancient!"

"Do they... teleport?"

"What did that change?"

"I need how much for it?!"

"I have no self control."

"Yes. I did buy it."

"I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh, this is easy."

"That wasn't worth it."

"This wasn't worth it."

"Okay. I'm done."

"I tried."

"Please. Just do this for me."

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Send me "👟" to sneak up on my muse!

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Send me 📚 for my muse to tell yours a secret about themselves!

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Send me 💉 to find my muse disheveled and bloody after a fight!

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A collection of starters based on Rusty Cage's music! Change things/pronouns as needed!

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WE'RE THE GANGSTALKERS

"I called my baby just the other day."

"I called my baby but she'd gone away."

"She didn't reply."

"I want to be with her all the time."

"I'm a [profession/etc]."

"I do just fine."

"My heart went cold."

"I thought of a plan."

"--and we're everywhere."

"You better beware."

"I ain't the only one."

"Who's a hired gun?"

"He burned all the records."

"No questions asked."

THE LIVES OF FLIES

"We die as quickly as we're born."

"When you hit rock bottom, only one place left to go."

"I hit the ground without a penny to my name."

"...and hung my head in shame.."

"You got this."

"You needed to survive."

"It's all a pack of lies."

"Is everything you're wearing the extension of self?"

"How would you see?"

"How far can you get without the car you drive?"

"Really, we don't."

"Tell them you won't!"

"Everything is challenging."

"Fuck the time!"

"What we put in our bodies is what we put in our brains."

"It can make you insane."

"Who's the one to blame?"

WHEN I'M DRINKIN' WHISKEY

"When I'm drinkin' whiskey, I know nothin' can go wrong."

"Nothing can go wrong."

"My mind is strong."

"When I have my bottle, is when I'm standin' tall."

"I don't feel nothin' at all."

"I like to drink my whiskey when nobody is around."

"My empty bottle is the only one that understands."

"I forget the man I am."

"My hands don't ever shake."

"When I'm drinking whiskey, I don't lay in bed awake."

"I don't care if I'm alive."

"I ain't afraid to die."

"When I'm drinkin' whiskey, I ain't afraid to die."

THE NEW KNIFE GAME SONG

"There's an old tradition!"

"A game we all can play!"

"Take a shot of whiskey."

"Grab your knife."

"Pray."

"Spread apart your fingers, and this is what you say..."

"I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop..."

"No, you can't use a pencil."

"You can not use a pen!"

"The only way is with a knife."

"Danger is your friend."

"Some may call it stupid."

"Some may call it dumb."

"It's so damn fun!"

"My hand will start to bleed!"