&&welp. i think i needa kick this thing back in gear? so like? starter call i guess? that i will get to tomorrow!!

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&&welp. i think i needa kick this thing back in gear? so like? starter call i guess? that i will get to tomorrow!!
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❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜
Send in a word for a /detailed / headcanon~
Frog: Does your muse make any strange noises? Or do they do anything relatively strange with their mouth unknowingly?
Antler: Does your muse hunt? What do they hunt if they do? How often do they go hunting? Are they for or against it? Where do they go hunting?
Seaweed: Does your muse like the water? Can your muse swim? What temperature does your muse like the water to be?
Hornet: How patient is your muse? Are they easily perturbed? What sets them off the easiest?
Popsicle: What does your muse do to cool down in the heat? Does your muse overheat often?
Rhino: Is your muse wanted for something? What item do they value most? What is the bounty on your muse's head? (If they have one.)
Sandpaper: What does your muse's skin feel like? How about their hair? Is one part of their body a rougher texture than the other? Does your muse have any callouses?
Fire: What is your muse's temper like?
Stomach: What is your muse's health like? Are they missing any organs? Do they have extras of some organs? Any strange features your muse may possess that nobody knows of?
Munday! Send me some stuff!
🐶 - take and post a selfie
🍡 - share your favorite recipe with your followers
🌈 - Where do you want to travel to?
🐰 - Favorite movie?
📍 - favorite color?
🎶 - share a song you think the asker would enjoy
🎩 - put on an accessory or cosplay and take a picture in it for your followers
🎱 - Favorite pastime?
🚦 - do you drive? Show us your vehicle of transportation
🛁 - what does your morning routine consist of? How long does it take?
💍 - what can you say about your significant other, if you have one?
🐅 - what’s your favorite thing about your muse?
🎲 - who’s your favorite blog to interact with?
🎡 - what have you done to the character to make them unique to you?
🐓 - do you draw? Can we see?
🌹 - are you doing alright?
🌟 - just want to let you know that I appreciate you, and love you
❛anything’s better than PURGATORY.❜ the dark and desolate place that epitomized limbo. ❛so? you going to let me in on your plans? or are you not quite that far long yet?❜ he’s baiting him just a little.
❝ oh i’ve got plans aplenty. i’m just taking my time, getting settled in a bit more before i begin enacting them. of course if you’d like to help i’d be more than happy to accept your assistance. ❞
❝ you don’t smell like flowers either hot shot. i’m not really a werewolf either, - technically. ——Which is why nobody needed to let me in.❞
❝ that’s cute, but you don’t see me running around stinking up your place of business. what do you want here, anyway? i have no use for something like you. ❞
“It’s CUTE how you think I’m afraid of someone like you. I guess you don’t know what it’s like here in Gravity Falls! Many scary creatures reside here, so if you ARE trying to frighten me, you better step up your GAME.”
❝ i think the only reason you’re not afraid of me is because you have no real idea what i am. the beasts you find in this strange little town are simply the REMNANTS of my creation. i don’t need to ‘step up my game’ sweetheart, because i am the original player. and it’s not that i’m trying to frighten you. it’s just that well, if you were smart, you’d be frightened. ❞
“Are you AWARE of who you’re TALKING TO? I’ll talk to you for an HOUR if I damn well find it fit.”
❝ oh i’m perfectly aware you are, BOY, but that’s of little concern to me. i’ve been around for much longer than you, or anyone else for that matter, and i have very little time for arrogant children who think themselves above their elders. now. as i said. whatever you want. make it FAST or i’ll have you removed. from existence. ❞
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