PROPER PSYCHOPATH

ind. semi-sel. dick roman from supernatural. -- written by charlie -- est. 3/17/13 rebooted 4/26/16 -- previously @call-me-dick -- please read rules before interacting

[devourum-blog]

     &&welp. i think i needa kick this thing back in             gear? so like? starter call i guess? that i will             get to tomorrow!!

[deansmuffin]

[targayrens]

stairway to heaven

[manymistypes]

[bluebeardsfinalgirl]

victorious // panic! at the disco

[yuckoart]

Warmin up with some demon teeth 

[painfulblisss]

[downwiththequeenofhell]

[coachgwen-blog]

Season 7, Crowley and Dick. (x)(x)

[mxmacabre]

hold me down

[godspeedtoyou]

did i talk shit? absolutely.

[paintingflcwcrsarchive]

popular text posts + ask memes

❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical  ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜

[devourum-blog]

Send in a word for a /detailed / headcanon~

Frog: Does your muse make any strange noises? Or do they do anything relatively strange with their mouth unknowingly?

Antler: Does your muse hunt? What do they hunt if they do? How often do they go hunting? Are they for or against it? Where do they go hunting?

Seaweed: Does your muse like the water? Can your muse swim? What temperature does your muse like the water to be?

Hornet: How patient is your muse? Are they easily perturbed? What sets them off the easiest?

Popsicle: What does your muse do to cool down in the heat? Does your muse overheat often?

Rhino: Is your muse wanted for something? What item do they value most? What is the bounty on your muse's head? (If they have one.)

Sandpaper: What does your muse's skin feel like? How about their hair? Is one part of their body a rougher texture than the other? Does your muse have any callouses?

Fire: What is your muse's temper like?

Stomach: What is your muse's health like? Are they missing any organs? Do they have extras of some organs? Any strange features your muse may possess that nobody knows of?

[rpmeme-shit]

Munday! Send me some stuff!

🐶 - take and post a selfie

🍡 - share your favorite recipe with your followers

🌈 - Where do you want to travel to?

🐰 - Favorite movie?

📍 - favorite color?

🎶 - share a song you think the asker would enjoy

🎩 - put on an accessory or cosplay and take a picture in it for your followers

🎱 - Favorite pastime?

🚦 - do you drive? Show us your vehicle of transportation

🛁 - what does your morning routine consist of? How long does it take?

💍 - what can you say about your significant other, if you have one?

🐅 - what’s your favorite thing about your muse?

🎲 - who’s your favorite blog to interact with?

🎡 - what have you done to the character to make them unique to you?

🐓 - do you draw? Can we see?

🌹 - are you doing alright?

🌟 - just want to let you know that I appreciate you, and love you

[theredconqueror]

❛anything’s better than PURGATORY.❜ the dark and desolate place that epitomized limbo. ❛so? you going to let me in on your plans? or are you not quite that far long yet?❜ he’s baiting him just a little.

[devourum-blog]

      ❝ oh i’ve got plans aplenty. i’m just             taking my time, getting settled in             a bit more before i begin enacting             them. of course if you’d like to help             i’d be more than happy to accept             your assistance. ❞

[sherunsfaster-a]

     ❝ you don’t smell like flowers either hot            shot. i’m not really a werewolf either,            - technically. ——Which is why nobody            needed to let me in.❞

[devourum-blog]

      ❝ that’s cute, but you don’t see me             running around stinking up your             place of business. what do you             want here, anyway? i have no use             for something like you. ❞

[mysticeyedm-blog]

“It’s CUTE how you think I’m afraid of someone like you. I guess you don’t know what it’s like here in Gravity Falls! Many scary creatures reside here, so if you ARE trying to frighten me, you better step up your GAME.”

[devourum-blog]

      ❝ i think the only reason you’re not             afraid of me is because you have             no real idea what i am. the beasts             you find in this strange little town             are simply the REMNANTS of my             creation. i don’t need to ‘step up             my game’ sweetheart, because i             am the original player. and it’s not             that i’m trying to frighten you. it’s             just that well, if you were smart,             you’d be frightened. ❞

[soncfsin]

“Are you AWARE of who you’re TALKING TO? I’ll talk to you for an HOUR if I damn well find it fit.”

[devourum-blog]

      ❝ oh i’m perfectly aware you are, BOY,             but that’s of little concern to me. i’ve             been around for much longer than             you, or anyone else for that matter,             and i have very little time for arrogant             children who think themselves above             their elders. now. as i said. whatever             you want. make it FAST or i’ll have you             removed. from existence. ❞

[skeletondeer]

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