lowkeyinurwalls @devout-melody - Tumblr Blog

yo I made this account then realized I probably should’ve saved the intro from my other account MB EXPECT AN INTRO IN THE NEXT 5 OR SO YEARS (aka whenever I get motivated enough to make it)

whispers whispers I’m sending asks to all my old mooties later when I have time…

fun fact my highest subway surfers score is 21 million (no keys or hoverboards used) so I’m unironically a subway surfers sweat

#it took like a million hours to even get that score #all in one sitting too

I genuinely would say “hey losers” to greet a group of friends BUT THEYRE ALL SO NICE AND EARNEST I WOULD BE SEEN AS RUDE THIS IS TRAGIC

MY MOM SAID SHE’D SCHEDULE MY HAIRCUT. IM WINNING IN LIFE. SHE HAS YET TO FIND OUT IM CUTTING A LOT LOT OF HAIR OFF. I TOLD MY DAD I HAD A GUYS PHOTO FOR MY HAIRCUT INSPO AND HE SAID “a dude?!?!” THATS HOW MUCH HAIR IM BUTCHERING

samipekoe

zombie sua you've enchanted me

I’m so locked out I nearly put soap on my toothbrush 😭😭😭😭

I’m just gonna use this post to list all the things I need to do tomorrow (some1 make sure I stick to this)

Message my floot teacher about getting piccolo lessons

Ask my dad to schedule my haircut

Message my mother to ask if we can follow up on me getting diagnosed for a variety of things

Message someone for a link to a gc for a movie project they asked me to be a va in

eat smth other than fruit punch (very healthy ik)

rsvp for a bday party

slep

ohmygod I should get stuff to make a banana milkshake (pretty sure I’m allergic to bananas but whatever)

What does this professional spammer think about the fact that it's 35,5 degrees (that's something crazy in Farenheit lemme check, 96F) and it's 7:40 PM

This professional spammer thinks that you might be turning into fried chicken BECAUSE ITS SO HOT THERE AND ITS THE EVENING????

squirby-licious

I SPILLED CEREAL ON MYSELF RIP

IM CHOPPING OFF BASICALLY ALL MY HAIR BYE

Yo I’m less depressed then I was a year ago that’s so radical (wait til school starts)

#major achievement tho never thought would happen #super radical super coolio

pringleingle

I kinda wanna make one of those “this user is a pringleingle fan” or “pringleingle fan” thingies. But I feel like if I do people are gonna jump me.

Like oh yes here I am thinking people like me and now I’m gonna be sent to the firing grounds as a firing squad obliterates me on behalf of everyone voting “aye” to pringleingle being executed. I have weird analogies sorry.