Dewey Duck

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[dewey-duck-rp]

Welcome to the blog of the coolest duck in the McDuck mansion, Dewey Duck! I’m biromantic and asexual and I use he/him pronouns. I mostly made this account to piss off Glomgold, but I’m happy to answer any questions you may have!

P.S. follow my hit show, Dewey DewNight! I update weekly. (please, I need more followers.)

my family members are:

@the-richest-duck

@louie-mcduck-official

@huey-jet-duck and @junior-woodchuck-huey?!

@sword-horses

@worldsbestmom2007

my friends:

@daisy-duck-rp

@lena-despell

@the-gearloose-inventor-rp

@violet-sabrewing-rp

@a-definitely-real-boy

@gosin-for-it

@may-and-june-duck

my enemies:

@flintheartglomgoldrp

Rules:

1. SFW please

2. no triggering topics

3. please don’t ship Dewey with anyone

[fantasticenthusiasttale]

Dewey: Hey, Huey! Why aren't koalas considered bears?

Huey [not looking up from his book]: Because they're marsupials.

Dewey: "BeCaUsE tHeY'rE mArSuPiAlS" NO! It's 'cause they don't have the right koalafications!

[dewey-duck-rp]

@huey-jet-duck get it right Huey

[m3tr0n0m333]

I can’t draw Flintheart Glomgold

[dewey-duck-rp]

It was traumatizing.

[duckburg-amphitheatre]

I'm not sure if it were Dewey or Louie, I will have to go back to make sure, but there is a story in which one of them owns a chain of bakeries.

I hope it's Dewey because this would go perfectly with that!

[story-blossoms-ducks]

@dewey-duck-rp

[dewey-duck-rp]

Yes I do! And they’re dewlicious!

[uniiicornmemes]

On anon or not, tell me what YOUR headcanons for my muse are.

[squorkalart]

Headcanon: Caffeine affects Dewey like it affects me, where instead of being super energized, he becomes so tired that he goes through these seven stages before completely passing out. This drives most of his family crazy except Donald. He doesn’t mind as long as he gets a hug out of it.

[dewey-duck-rp]

This is sadly accurate.

[writebackatya]

Donald: Dewey, can you finish washing the dishes?

Dewey: {turns the sink on} Can DEWEY, Uncle Donald! For I, Dewey Duck, am your most DEWpendble neph-dew! These dishes will get done in DEW time thanks to my DEW diligence when it comes to DEWEY-ing the dishes!

[the sink has already overflown with soap and water causing everything in the sink to waterfall to the floor]

Donald: {inner monologue} “Should’ve named that one Turbo..”

[sword-horses]

if you see the mouse. it will ask a question.

say. NO. no matter how much it asures you that it would be 'amazing' and 'wonderous' SAY. NO.

change the subject the best you can. get the tape. get out.

it has been abandoned by more then just its makers.

The Investigator.

HIIII Investigator!

Soooo, before I follow your instructions, a few questions. Why so secretive about your identity, and so vague in general? How do you know what happened on the island? Why aren't you willing to tell me more until I get the tape? And... and I guess I should try not overwhelm you with questions.

Just wanna know who I'm working with! :)

[dewey-duck-rp]

Ooh. Do I smell an adventure?

[alex31624]

Dewey: *watching the Manor burn down*

Dewey:

Dewey: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: dew-ny everything.

[junior-woodchuck-huey]

I just found undeniable evidence that Dewey was the one responsible.

@dewey-duck-rp @louie-mcduck-official

[dewey-duck-rp]

No I didn’t! Innocent until proven guilty.

[junior-woodchuck-huey]

What is this footage if not you proving yourself guilty?

[dewey-duck-rp]

Well- uh- it’s my clone! My clone did it. Yup. My clone burned down the manor.

[junior-woodchuck-huey]

I was with Huey the whole time.

He was.

[dewey-duck-rp]

Maybe there’s a new clone! Or, this could be Louie! Yeah, he could have dressed like me and recorded that to make ME look bad

[alex31624]

Dewey: *watching the Manor burn down*

Dewey:

Dewey: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: dew-ny everything.

[junior-woodchuck-huey]

I just found undeniable evidence that Dewey was the one responsible.

@dewey-duck-rp @louie-mcduck-official

[dewey-duck-rp]

No I didn’t! Innocent until proven guilty.

[junior-woodchuck-huey]

What is this footage if not you proving yourself guilty?

[dewey-duck-rp]

Well- uh- it’s my clone! My clone did it. Yup. My clone burned down the manor.

[alex31624]

Dewey: *watching the Manor burn down*

Dewey:

Dewey: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: dew-ny everything.

[junior-woodchuck-huey]

I just found undeniable evidence that Dewey was the one responsible.

@dewey-duck-rp @louie-mcduck-official

[dewey-duck-rp]

No I didn’t! Innocent until proven guilty.

[sword-horses]

Hey Webby! 🩷️

How is it going between you & your dad in terms of figuring out your new relationship?

Is Mr. Mcduck a good father??

Hiiiii!!! 💖💖💖

Things actually aren't that much different, except I get to call him dad and he's more openly affectionate than I've ever seen him! And Granny, of course, is still my Granny. I love my family so much!!! 💖

[dewey-duck-rp]

We love you too Webby!

[sword-horses]

SPARKLE HEART ATTACK 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[dewey-duck-rp]

AAAAH! I AM BEING OVERPOWERED BY THE SPARKLY HEARTS!

[sword-horses]

you seem the type to know of mysteries.

there is one, at a place called "Treasure Island" in there there is a place called "Mowglis palace" some say the land is cursed, that it knows what happened there.

i know what happened more then the island would.

Find the Mouse, and say to him 'Corruptus Invertum'

he will give you a tape. ill let you know more after.

-From a Investigator

A MYSTERYYYYYY???? EEEE THIS IS SO EXCITING!!! I hope it's not too late, I've been having so much fun on adventures that I totally forgot I had a Tumblr!

Could Treasure Island be a reference to the book by Robert Louis Stevenson? Mowgi.... Mowgli... that name rings a bell.

GUYS LOOK, A MYSTERY! @dewey-duck-rp @huey-jet-duck @louie-mcduck-official

[dewey-duck-rp]

OoOoh! Count me in!

[sword-horses]

Hey Webby! 🩷️

How is it going between you & your dad in terms of figuring out your new relationship?

Is Mr. Mcduck a good father??

Hiiiii!!! 💖💖💖

Things actually aren't that much different, except I get to call him dad and he's more openly affectionate than I've ever seen him! And Granny, of course, is still my Granny. I love my family so much!!! 💖

[dewey-duck-rp]

We love you too Webby!

[junior-woodchuck-huey]

*Dewey turns the blue gem around in his hands.* Hue, can I see your gem for a second?

Sure. *Huey takes the red gem from underneath his hat and hands it to Dewey.*

*Dewey holds a gem in each hand, staring at them. His eyes began to glaze over.*

Uhhh, Dewey? Are you still there?

*Dewey shakes himself back into reality.* Look! *He puts the gems together.* They fit like puzzle pieces!

They do?! *Huey snatches the gems.* Do you think that means anything?

Well... It could mean... uhhh... I got no clue.

Wait a minute, there's a gap. It looks like one more gem could fit between them.

*Huey and Dewey look at each other, reaching the same conclusion at the same time.*

Louie's next.

@dewey-duck-rp @louie-mcduck-official @huey-jet-duck

[dewey-duck-rp]

HAHA @louie-mcduck-official YOU’RE GETTING A CLONE TOO.

[louie-mcduck-official]

Oh, boy.

[junior-woodchuck-huey]

Guys, do you know what this means? We know what Hacker's going to do next. We can hatch a plan to catch them in the act!

@dewey-duck-rp @huey-jet-duck @louie-mcduck-official

[dewey-duck-rp]

Cool! Wait, how do we do that?

[dewey-duck-rp]

Who is your show hitting? Why are you hitting people with your show? That's not very nice ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

no no we’re not hitting anyone! I can’t afford the paperwork hit is a slang word for popular

[pokiha]

Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you.