Half Pending

Hi, I'm Anna. Currently I'm 25 and in the middle of nowhere North Dakota.I reblog a lot of everything and write sometimes, so you'll occasionally see a bit of prose; you can check the 'poem' or 'story' tag. But it's probably in the 'i did a thing' tag, and most definitely in the 'prose' tag. So yeah! Have fun while you're here!

[dewitthaven]

Me: How can you be single? You’re so cute and sweet!

Me (5 minutes after giving them my # and 100 texts later): Oh okay

[toastbutteregg]

[great-tweets]

It’s only October 4th but I’ve already found the best Halloween/spooky tweet of the month.

[dewitthaven]

My apartment mom gave me a cookie and some candy bars because I ‘need sugar and energy to pack’ and because I’m ‘skinny and probably not eating enough’. I love her so much <3

[perce]

this is really it huh? millenials are old now. they can’t handle kids dancing just bc its from something they’re not into. bc its not aimed at them. congratulations you’re doing what you said you wouldn’t and are turning into your parents and grandparents. i know this is how it always goes but millenials were So Sure they’d break the cycle and look at them. mad at kids doing fun lil dances. shut up

[berleezysbonnett]

No swearING ON MY, CHRISTIAN SERVER

[surprisebitch]

wholesome

[gaysexhaver666]

An unfortunate coincidence

[gaysexhaver666]

For those in my inbox who asked, The person messaging me is very annoying, that’s why their name is annoying

[just-shower-thoughts]

Saying yeah in the middle of a conversation is the real life equivalent to mashing the A button to skip the dialogue

[onlytwitterpics]

[misspookamonga-deactivated20190]

Not-so-friendly reminder that Rapunzel is not a weak female character but a victim of 18 years of systematic emotional abuse who ultimately learns to stand up for herself but is still very much haunted by the profound impact of the aforementioned abuse and if you still think she’s just another cookie cutter princess and not a strong woman for having to endure the effects of said abuse and learning to live her own life despite the aftermath of Gothel’s treatment of her then you can get the hell out of my living room

[sageofthetwilight]

Happy indigenous peoples day!

[nepofledgling]

i want you all to know that this is a BUTCH APPRECIATION ZONE and even when im not posting about butches, im still out here... appreciating butches

[xwhiskersonkittens]

[georgeharrisonissoimportant-dea]

i’m worth five fucking dollars

[booksblanketsandcoffee-blog]

$36.00 dont be disappointed in me @sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens

[cottagecori]

I ONLY GOT $9.00 HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET $36.00

[prince-of-shibes]

$81.50….

[killaspyglass]

im worth a freaking $1.50 

[childishgambeardo]

$60

[i-just-punched-malfoy-deactivat]

81

[that-one-otaku13]

$71

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

$39.50

[tinysidestrashcaptain]

$81.00

[deangetyourheadoutofyourgayass]

20 bucks but my end goal is $106.50

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

43 dollars and 50 fucking cents

[supertrxsh]

15.50

[imperiusimpala]

I’m terrified to say it but I got $106.00 o.o

[rubberupandmakeitstarker]

$76.50 😂

[dewitthaven]

So when I’m feeling especially suicidal it’s near impossible for me to swallow any pills or keep them down. The bigger they are, the more difficult to swallow. It’s like my body has developed some kind of anti-suicide mechanism after I tried to murder it three times that way.

Only now my antidepressants are pretty big. So some days it’s like a fucking battle cause my body is like

“No! Don’t kill me!! Fuck off! I hate you! I don’t want to die!”

And I’m like

“Take the goddamn pill! It’s for your own good!! Just! Fuckin! Take it!!!”

[victorious]

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[catchymemes]

Catastrophe

[nettisivustakatsoja]

Cat math. Cath.