I dont post fandom headcanons anymore cause i dont want to be insufferable but fuck it were like a month into deltarune chapter 2 my brain is full lets go. General thing of no this isnt canon no i dont expect ppl to aggree i just think these dynamics could be fun actually.
-swatch's best friend is tasque manager, and in respect for her need for things to be orderly he keeps the Color Cafe spotless for the odd time she does pop in for a drink.
-the position of head butler is not determined by size or anything, swatch being the shorter of the butler staff and almost adorably so compared to the swatchlings is just funny.
-but with that said he Does have the meanest karate chop, a VERY imortant qualifier for the role of head butler.
-swatch's current opinions of spamton arent as bad as his opinions onf rouxls but he just. Does not like dealing with either of them. He is not flattered by spamton's attempts at impersonation to break in, but hes even less flattered by the cafe being trashed by a certian blue puzzle master.
-tasque manager's tasques all have names, not that queen would remember them, but TM does make sure her coworkers at the very least to make an effort to know them.
-needless to say, swatch can identify each tasque by name and food preference from a look at this point.
-the swatchlings are known for being able to rise early and settle down late for their daily duties, which wouldn't be a problem if they didn't insist on crowing at those early and late hours like very large rooks.
-butjuice is just like, a fruit punch, with a base of watermelon juice because they need to stock watermelons whenever queen is in the want to have them be karate chopped.
-side note i am convinced im the only one who actually paid attention to that bit of lore. Its so fucking funny and everyone else is out here convincing themselves that swatch and swatchlings are super serious like. Mate they play fruit ninja to please queen.
-queen doesnt come down to the color cafe because she just isnt interested in going to the lounge of her subordinates, which is why they don't serve battery acid to the customers, but there is a tap ready just in case. It has to be cleaned and replaced frequently because the acid damages the pipe but its all for their dearest queen so its fine.
-speaking of queen, she does not know what the difference between types of acid are. You could tell her regular acid is battery acid and she would believe you. She just needs to sippy on smth acidic.
-on that note swatch and the swatchlings would never substitute for anything other than the finest battery acid.
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