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professor oak cringe and fail compilation

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#thank u for the tag! fkdhhsjf #Get rekT SAM

Sam smells like grass, dirt, outside and oranges. He likes oranges.

#dash comm ;;

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All you need to know about coyote peterson is that i would die for him

#oak core

oakliing

psst green cmere i wanna show u this cool bug pokemon

#save ;;#friendo art ;;#oakliing #FUCKIGN SHREIKIG WHAT IS SAMS EXPFESSIONKFNDJVCJ

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#whY IS HIS DETERMINED EXPRESSION SENDING ME NGNDHFBDKFHDJF

"Oh, so you picked up Professor Sycamore before huh? But from the sounds of it, you prefer your men a bit beefier."

"W--Well I wouldn't say picked up physically, I -- Well, I suppose "picked up" not at all. You may be right, but...."

oh he feels he's digging his grave.

"...Koko, don't you have Kahuna trials to be getting to?"

#KOKO DPLKGDJJF PLS #melemeleguardian

anyway Oak is 5'6 but he's fucking STACKED like. STURDY. he'll knock your teeth in sonny just try him. He used to fight in shady rings, but now mainly does wrestling sometimes. Healthy, quicker than you'd expect, and skilled. He knows how to hurt somebody :)

#headcanon ;;#though he is still in his late 50's so he's not nearly st his A game where he'd been #but he's not helpless at all

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"Oh Professor Twin-- COUGH-- Professor Sycamore! Light as a feather, that one...."

platanc

“Oh, were you handsome when you were my age, Professor Oak? Or did you mature into your dashing figure over time?”

Very funny, Prof. Very.

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“I certainly was! Even more than you are now-- though I will say, Silver Fox might not treat you as kindly as it has me.”

“My boy, you look like you could take off with the breeze at any moment! Easy, breezy covergirl model and everything, gone with the wind.”

#cmere you little whippersnapper get off my lawn #platanc #IM SOSRRY FOR HIM

"Oh Professor Twin-- COUGH-- Professor Sycamore! Light as a feather, that one...."

#dash comm ;;

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What's the largest, and smallest, thing a rotom has possessed for extended periods of time?

For an extended period of time? Hm...

Largest- a smart car. This Rotom was actually on the run from the police for several weeks, after its trainer lost its pokeball, but was eventually caught and safely removed from the car

Smallest- an iPod. This Rotom belonged to a scientist who was trying to prove that Sound was its own seperate Type from Normal. Unfortunately, all Rotom Shuffle wanted to do was play rap music.

#im sorry Rotom Shuffle fuckking SENT me

🐤 oh he's gotta do one for red