im lala sweetie

you kiss your dad on the mouth?

[robertdeniroinheat-deactivated2]

Ginger do u still have the tiktok of the guy going « you’re crazy » and the sexy one who followed his beloved for blocks into the library goes : « I’m fucking stupid » in the sexiest way possible

Always

[carygrantsbeard]

« YOU NEED SOME MONEY FAW DA BOOK ?? » 😩😩😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤🤤

[just-let-me-drink]

[childmagazine]

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

[that-space-boy]

reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

[muppetshow2026]

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

[crabussy]

I'M LOGGING OUT FUCK ALLLLLL OF YOU (immediately sheepish) I didn't mean that. I hope the sun shines on all of you and you bloom like awesome flowers

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[dogpuppy]

[pokkin]

They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[halondrus]

The politest little white boy let out a yucky wet cough and I blew him to smithereens with a rocket launcher

[taxidermycatgirl]

some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning

[mint-swirl]

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

[mint-swirl]

*scared* what’s gonna happen on june tenth

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[gojinka]

died at the window sill

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[tvrded]

I’ve been a bad girl daddy

Okay go kill yourself honey

[eebie]

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left