A Main Blog That Became A Side Blog

I don’t use this Tumblr very often but I’ll post a lot of pop culture fandom posts and gifs (think Harry Potter, The Good Place, Ted Lasso) as well as pictures and gifs of food, animals, and other randomness. 30s M, Married, feel free to peruse the page, please no DMs. My side blog has become more active than this and about 10x more popular but it is very NSFW.

[dfantom]

Obligatory READ ME:

Hello!

I am the pornbot’s favorite blog apparently. I have a NSFW side-blog that is much more popular than this, my main blog. If you accidentally see a reblog from over there on here… uhhh no you didn’t.

Here I interact with the few people I know here in real life, as well as have fun reblogging and talking about everything from video games to food to tv shows and movies.

This blog is very un-serious but I do de-bunk and fact-check the occasional sex, health, political, finance, and other myths that make their way around this hellscape we call the internet. My background and my wife’s background provide me with enough knowledge and research ability that I’m a halfway decent fact checker.

I am happily married, not looking for a mistress, owner, sub, or want to chat with almost literally anyone unless I know you in real life (which is like 5 people here).

If you’re still reading this enjoy the occasional food, comic, or baby animal reblog below.

[furryprovocateur]

hey. hey what the fuck.

[crash-bandacoochie]

I was born to give head, not fucking go to work

[acidtheater]

"Halloween adults are just as bad as disney adults" "Furries are worse than disney adults"

I gotta be real, I thought we were critical of disney adults for aggressive loyalty to a really gross mega-corporation, or refusal to engage with media that isn't for kids, not because people... have hobbies?

[liberalsarecool]

Men made decisions to rape with fellow rapists. They decided sexual abuse and torture were bonding experiences.

Language matters. Stop removing men from their active role in raping children.

[segamascott]

[kropotkindersurprise]

We salute an absolute icon 🫡

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[dogpuppy]

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[theaprillie]

[goatedgreen]

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit

[mikkeneko]

Y'know, one of the things I like about Tumblr compared to other social media sites is that old content is still in circulation. Which means that however much AI generated content is out there, at least I can glance at a post's timestamp and conclude that the cute cat video from 2017 is unlikely to be fake

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[swagophile]

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

[json-derulo]

messages from Home Alone (1990) that haven’t aged well:

forgive your family for treating you poorly because they’re ✨family✨ 🥺 what would you ever do without them?

groceries are $19.83

messages from Home Alone (1990) that HAVE aged well:

don’t trust cops

befriend old man with shovel