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[thebootydiaries]

[dfordead]

/Lighting strikes. I'm terrified. Can't run and hide. From this storm inside./ _________________________ What a amazing weekend it was and what a shitty week it's gonna be! Got tattooed for a good cause, saw one of THE best live bands I know off and met up with a bunch of people I haven't seen in forever over the weekend! <3 And now it's valentines day, the second worst day in the year and I'm lonelier than ever AND have the day off haha. Oh well. #forever14 #sorrtnotsorry #flashtattoo

[dfordead]

Jævlig hyggelig hyttetur med denna kar'n, @my_name_is_derpy @lydfarger og "Bare chiller'" Perry!

[softlenaluthor]

no lie the best lyric george watsky has ever written in his entire career is “maybe i can suck a flashlight so my soul will not be dark”

[dfordead]

"My heart is my armor, She's the tear in my heart, she's a carver, She's a butcher with a smile, cut me farther, Than I've ever been." I should really start too think about why I got my tattoos, and what they were supposed to remind me off... I keep making the same mistakes over and over and I'm o' so tired. Sorry/not sorry for acting like a 14 year old.. #tearinmyheart #somuchshit

[unhaze-deactivated20220104]

2. Decapitation

be careful, death spoils yours hairstyle

[shittyidea]

Pretend to have a fatal disease so make-a-wish foundation will grant your wish of banging Hermione

[just-shower-thoughts]

Life as a millenial is like joining a game of monopoly where everything is already bought, and you’re just trying not to land on anything, just to get through the game.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anti-cigarette ads make me want to stop smoking cigs, while Anti-Marijuana ads make me want to smoke more weed.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I would much rather watch Gandalf vs. Dumbledore than Batman vs. Superman.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Would Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?

[law-of-abstraction]

❈ Grim Aesthetics ❈

[mothurs]

my heart is confused she needs a break from all of this

[whatismgmt]

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

[stereofeathers]

yeah but I never get around to it

[realityexistsinmymind]

idk if this is funny or sad

[sixpenceee]

Ok but this lumberjack cake looks so good. (Source)

[sixpenceee]

Pictures from the Obama Presidency

I love this picture of restaurant owner Scott Van Duzer giving Obama a bear hug in Florida. While not technically brilliant or beautiful, the photo shows a genuine moment of exuberance, and the look of shock on the face of the man on the far right is fantastic

Photograph: Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Image

Obama fist-bumps custodian Lawrence Lipscomb in the White House. Captured by official photographer Pete Souza, this was a moment of courtesy and camaraderie - informal and unscripted, trademarks of his presidency

Photograph: Pete Souza/The White House

Obama talks with his daughter Malia on the swing set outside the Oval Office. Obama has always found time for his family despite the demands on his time, and this is a real ‘dad moment’, symbolising the importance of their relationship

Photograph: Pete Souza/The White House

After meeting with Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney, Obama mimics her ‘not impressed’ look. His jokey nature and willingness to make a fool of himself has been a large part of his appeal

Photograph: Pete Souza/The White House

[awesomedigitalart]

by GaudiBuendia