I wanna make a stupid game and release it on the same day as GTA6. And call it GTA6. But it stands for something else. George's Tennis Adventure 6. To really commit to the bit, I'd need to release George's Tennis Adventures 1-5 before November
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I wanna make a stupid game and release it on the same day as GTA6. And call it GTA6. But it stands for something else. George's Tennis Adventure 6. To really commit to the bit, I'd need to release George's Tennis Adventures 1-5 before November
That new god of war game gave me the most uncanny valley feeling. Apparently when you have a photorealistic 3D woman go from emotional lifelike animation to the super mario ass video game jump, i get the heebie jeebies.
I think it's a recession indicator that so much of the indie dev conversation recently revolves exclusively around marketing, wishlists, trailers, steam capsule art, streamers, algorithms, and sales figures instead of stuff that actually goes into making the game. Too many people have linkedin brain about making a video game because they can't afford not to.
The culture needs a baseline economic comfort to allow the pursuit of beautiful, personal, unmarketable ideas.
A better environment for my snake and some improved effects
i love how weird kids are. they make up the most bizarre stuff when left to their own devices and it's never what an adult would naively predict a kid would do in their imaginative play
my friend's 5 year old recently got a toy veterinary medicine set - it's super cool, like one of those mini play kitchens a lot of kids have, but it's set up to pretend to be a vet (it's this thing) - it has stuffed animals and things to weigh them, give them medicine, take x-rays, write on their charts, etc.
so this kid, who is five and to my knowledge has no experience in the administrative bureaucracy of modern healthcare, puts a stuffed pig named Piggy on the exam table. she pretends to draw blood from Piggy using a fake syringe, and the blood goes into a toy test tube vial that she calls "the resulter"
i'm playing with her, right, so i'm like, awesome, what are the results of Piggy's blood test? and she says "we have to send it to the scientists." so we send the vial to the scientists (put it in her bedroom) and when we get back to the vet playset i'm like awesome what did the scientists say? and she says they have not gotten back to us yet
so she rolls her eyes, exasperated, and says we have to call the scientists. she pretends to call them. apparently, they tell her that Piggy's blood test is "at the bottom of the list" and "we have to WAIT." she frowns. we wait a bit longer and call them back. they tell us it will be a while! she says we should go ask the scientists in person so we go back to her bedroom and she inquires at this imaginary lab, at which point the scientists yell at her and tell her now they will make us wait even longer!
keep in mind she is 100% directing this play. she is making all this up. she is fully in control of this game, and she has decided that what we are going to pretend is that we are dealing with this exhausting nonsense, not actually treating Piggy.
finally the blood tests come back. they are inconclusive. the scientists do not know what is wrong with Piggy. the little girl walks back to the stuffed pig on the exam table, sighs deeply, and says in a very serious voice "we can never help you."
i'm obsessed with this kid. when given complete control over a make believe scenario, instead of becoming the heroic rescuer administering effective cures, she is instead a beleaguered vet making multiple calls to an overworked lab only to be left unable to help her patient.
10/10 no notes. kids are amazing
Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks
every time i see another game that is just unironic gambling the snl tucker carlson "what are we doing??" automatically plays in my head
Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today
I'm challenging myself to make a snake game in pico-8 with my own special sauce
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the age of fancy gaming PCs and AAA grade consoles is ending. now is the time for true gamers to rescue a thinkpad from some corporate liquidation sale and dig into the pico-8 backlog
I've never loved anyone as much as I love Ursula Le Guin
sometimes i feel like im not that nonbinary but then i hear a guy talk about chris nolan movies
Halt and Catch Fire is a perfect show because at the start you think it's gonna be a cool drama about tech development in the 80s but halfway through you realize that all of that is secondary to trying to figure out what the hell is going on with Joe from Sales
my big revelation this time watching Halt and Catch Fire is noticing Cameron's stares, always wearing headphones, trouble reading the room, the emotional dysregulation, the rejection dysphoria, the little hand stims, messy hair, refusal to wear a bra... she's so AuDHD coded masked as a punk kid it's incredible