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If you have not listened to Unend please do so. Spectacuar podcast. I simply can not recommend it enough. Scifi fantasy adventure, inventive world, canonically queer and trans characters, hilarious narrators that have really hit their stride as storytellers. 11/10. Would recommend to literally anyone
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full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me
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can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower
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op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.
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Have you listened to Midst (2020-2024)?
Yes
Partially
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Never heard of it
Summary:
Sci-fantasy space western that follows three protagonists in a world of floating islets, in and above a reality-warping fog, as the politics of a pseudo-religious government that monetizes morality unfurl
Note: The first two seasons of this was rereleased in 2023
Dispersion
Redditors crashed the website with donations over $25k and 0 wishes left. via /r/MadeMeSmile
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With the holidays here, thought this is worth sharing
This website is still here and some of the asks are heartbreaking. Like âJamie wants a new pair of jeans because heâs never had new clothes beforeâ. Or âKayla wants a bag with her name on it for when she moves foster homes again.â
A lot of these kids ask for brand name clothing and it sounds pretentious but having one nice new fashionable piece of clothing means a lot when all your previous clothes have come out of black trash bags from charities.
Btw, you can filter wishes based on gender, age, price, etc to help you find the perfect wish for you. This charity is LGBTQ-affirming (unlike a lot of religion-based charities that are unfortunately homophobic), so you can even look for nonbinary kids to donate to.
Also, I would really encourage people to be open to granting wishes made by older foster kids (14+) or young adults who aged out of the system and still lack family support. Theyâre so often forgotten.
If you donât have a lot of money but still want to help give a kid a nice Christmas, there are lots of wishes that are $24 for stocking stuffers as well, or $15 for a sqishmallow!
https://www.onesimplewish.org
I just want to add that right now, there are so many pending wishes for food. Kids are asking for food from the universe (and yeah, âkidsâ includes young adults just entering the work forceâeighteen and hungry is just as morally wrong as eight and hungry).
everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
letâs travel through the vast unknown with mama
Space chickens
a cute but disastrous old habit between a dragon and her foster knight
Rich people showers
reblogging for that gif
iâm sorry i couldnât help myselfÂ
Not gonna not reblog thisâŠ.
The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)
*muffled screams*
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
Humans are unstoppable...Until they arenât.
Iâm not the most eloquent writer, but Iâve had this idea kicking around for a while and figured Iâd put it out into the universe.
A lot of the basis for the âhumans are space orcsâ stuff is the idea that weâre pretty durable compared to many species, yeah? When it comes to physical trauma, we can bounce back from most things that donât kill us outright, especially given the benefit of hypothetical space-age technology, and adrenaline is one heck of a drug when it comes to functioning under stress.Â
But that doesnât make us unkillable, and even though we can survive debilitating injuries and not die from shock, it doesnât mean itâs fun. Dying of shock sucks, but at least itâs probably quick.
So - Imagine a ship, adrift in space, slowly being drawn into a star or something. In order to save the ship, someone has to repair the hyper-quantum-relay-majig on the hull or in the engine or whatever. Bit of a problem though- thereâs a ton of deadly, deadly radiation (Wrath of Khan style) or poisonous fumes or, I dunno, electrical current, between the crew and the repair. Like, enough to kill most species instantly, so the crew is just like, âwelp, guess weâll die thenâ. But then.
BUT THEN
They ask the human. Because everyoneâs heard the stories - youâre basically unkillable, right? Could you survive long enough in there to fix it? And their human goes real quiet for a second, but still says âYeah, I could fix itâ. And the rest of the crew is like, âWhaaaaaa, it wonât kill you?â and the human repeats âI can fix itâ (which isnât an answer, but no one catches that, not yet at least), so they send âem in. And the human fixes it, they come back, the ship flies to safety, and the crew is thrilled to survive. If the human is a little quiet, well, theyâre entitled after pulling off a miracle. Everyone else is just excited to get to the nearest stationâs bar to tell their very own human story, cuz, âthose crazy humans, amiright?â.
The good mood keeps up until the human is late for their next shift. At first itâs just faint unease, but- but they earned a bit of a lie-in, right? No reason to begrudge them some extra rest, even if it is a little weird for them to oversleep. Theyâll be fine. Humans are always fine.Â
(Right?)
(âŠWrong.)
- What is⊠help. Help!-
- ake up! You have t-
- been days. You need sleep, you-
- nother transfusion. We could-
- out of sedatives!-
A week later, the crew finally reaches the station. They stumble into the bar, haggard and haunted. And over the next months and years a new rumor about humans starts to make its way through space. A rumor unlike any before.
âBe careful with your humansâ it whispers. âTheir strength is not always a blessing. Be sure they donât do something they canât come back from, because when a human dies⊠they die slowly.â
The thing is, humans can be tricky. And if theyâre sufficiently pack-bonded with a shipâs crew? And that crew is in danger? Theyâll willingly offer themselves up to make sure the crew survives.
They wonât tell their crewmates that whatever danger it is will just kill them slowly, that they can endure the exposure but not the long-term effects.
But the idea that humans can be fragile? Can die later from exposure to radiation or toxins or electricity or even smoke inhalation?
It seems preposterous!
There are too many stories about humans surviving all sorts of conditions that would kill their other crewmates. A human dying slowly, later, lingering and in agony? Itâs a creepy story but of course itâs not true.
But then⊠another crew shares their own story. Their human volunteered to go into the danger zone to fix what needed to be fixed. Or maybe she had to retrieve a critical component or resource. And she lingered. Wasted away. Later the human doctors told their medical team there was nothing they could do but make sure she was comfortable, ease her pain before the end.
And yet another crew, whose human plunged through smoke and ash to make sure his crew could escape. He choked and coughed and couldnât get enough air. Their medical commander performed an autopsy and found his lungs and throat and sinuses all coated in black soot and blackened mucus and red blood.
So the stories spread. Just because they donât die of shock, just because they donât die right away doesnât mean it wonât kill them. They linger in agony or unconscious or waste away slowly.
But whatâs most horrifying of all?
When other humans hear the stories from the traumatized crewmembers?
They arenât surprised or horrified.
They say âOf courseâ
They say âI would have done the sameâ
They say âit was the Right Thing to doâ
And theyâll smile (what the crewâs human would have called a sad smile) and toast to the dead. For making âThe ultimate sacrifice for the folks they lovedâ and every human listening will say the name and drink a shot of liquor.
#close encounters of the awkward kind#I think my favorite aspect of this whole storytelling phenomenon weâve got going#is it very quickly shifted from âhumans are terrifying space orcsâ#to âhumans are pitbullsâ#strong and vicious when provoked; incredibly gentle with those they love; will absolutely fight to the death out of loyalty#the bottom line of this folklore weâve all built together seems to be that weâre not monsters and weâre not weaklings#weâre dogs
Human: *does a heroic thing*
Starfleet Captain: Good boy! *ruffles the humanâs hair*
humans are space orcs. space orcs are good dogs.
When civilization found the humans, they had colonized or begun to exploit most of their little system. Civilization waited, of course, to see if these young barbarians had advanced far enough to be able to realize that squabbles over the limited resources circling Sol were not the cause of strife, but a reason to strive as one. Eventually, humanity realized they could look to the small worlds within their grasp and use them together and use them in peace.
After first contact, and the world-shaking that such an event does to a species, humanity thought to ask of the civilized races, Have you seen our kin? Some of humanity had flung themselves out into the darkness, beyond the bubble of their little star in search of⊠what? Knowledge, new worlds, new resources? The ambassadors of civilization shuddered at the thought. The humans were such a young, foolish race. Without the benefits of warp, or jump, or flit or any of the other tech for travelling and communicating faster than a wave or particle could travel in normal space, then crawled beyond the boundaries of their home. With crude ion drives and nuclear propulsion, they tried to push themselves to the boundaries of C. They flew into the void at the madness of relativistic speeds. They packed themselves into metal and glass ships for voyages that would span many generations of their tragically short lives before they could reach a habitable home. At the ragged edge of civilized space, the area around Sol was not a particularly friendly one.
Civilization collectively shuddered at the thought. The various techs which they used to travel the stars were all old, some over than life on humanityâs home planet. No race that had discovered them still lived, and they had been passed from race to race in an endless chain of civilization while the galaxy rotated on its axis countless times. What madness did this new race possess to do such a thing, or was it merely ignorance of a better way?
Seeking to aid humanity in finding their lost kin, the civilized races realized with growing horror exactly where humanity had sought to find a new place to live. Not knowing the direction that civilization lay, they headed in entirely the wrong direction. Out into the wild space beyond, where lived the terrors, and the swarms, and the lurkers in the darkness. Civilized beings did not venture there for almost any reason, and in the event there was a dire need, they would pack their ships with weapons from the ancient armories and remain vigilant at all times. Death in this space could come without warning to ship or base or world. No wonder the humans had stopped communication with their light pulses and their âradioâ, each time after an initial promising start. No, humanity was told, your kin are gone, and we shall not seek them out. Humanity mourned their loss yet again, and these foolhardy explorers began to pass into myth as the humans began to quickly adapt and integrate themselves into civilization.
There is no way to underestimate the surprise when ships from the lost human tribes suddenly showed up again near Earth. Firstly, because not a single civilized ship detected their arrival, and initial misunderstandings almost lead to armed conflict. Surprise turned to utter shock when it was discovered that the human ships had traveled using new tech, that they had discovered themselves. Scientist from civilized races rushed to examine this almost unbelievable news. No living race had developed their own such tech from nothing, using their own ingenuity. It was inconceivable.
How, asked civilization, had you survived the challenges of the space beyond where we, the elder races, dare not travel? Well sure, it was tough, answered humanityâs wild explorers, but we improvised, adapted, and overcame. We endured. After initial losses of beings, ships, and even worlds, the humans looked at what was trying to kill them and then went on the hunt themselves. They rebuilt, found a way to face and beat the horrors that had devastated them, and then move on. And when the swarms arrived, they did the same. Yet again, they endured. And finally, they found an enemy that could fold space around itself without ship or tech arrived, dragging humans off into other dimensions to consume them. They discovered the mystery behind their foe, and threw themselves into the spaces between space to fight and defeat them. âDidnât this kill some of you?â asked the civilized races, âWasnât it dangerous? Almost certainly fatal?â Of course, answered the explorers, there were unspeakable dangers and losses. But the rest of us survived. They drove horrors off, and adapted their way of folding space into their ships. They traveled back to humanityâs home, long thought lost to the wars that raged in the century when they left. Oh by the way, they noted, weâve cleared a few dozens worlds of terrors and horrors and swarms and stuff. Theyâre pretty cool. Wanna come see? The explorer had begun bringing swarmlings along on leashes, and had pack-bonded with them.
With this new revelation, the civilized races quietly but urgently discussed among themselves their recent acquaintance. What have we found? Pack-bonding endurance hunters, infinitely adaptable. Seemingly not overly intelligent, but at times almost too clever. Theyâd welcomed the humans, begun to integrate them into society, allow them to serve on civilized ships. My, but they were useful. In a cycle or two, they may end up in our government (that brought significant alarm). Was it too late to send them back? Was it even possible to isolate them at this point?
One delegate, weary from long discussion, pulled something from a pouch, and pressed it to their skin to the mild shock of those around them. A human would equate the behavior to drinking from a flask. He looked around the chamber and said, âAt least theyâre on our side.â
This may be my own favorite addition. Humans persist. Adapt. Sacrifice. Endure. All for the potential to be able to flourish and thrive as a species.
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