𖦹Caine𖦹

❝MAKE MY JOB EASIER AND JUST ABSTRACT.❞

[dh-caine]

────────────────────────────────────────────────────────❝HELLO, YOUR RINGMASTER HERE! HERE TILL THE END..OF WELL YOUR TIME NOT MINE, ONCE YOU ENTER THIS CIRCUS, THE ONLY WAY OUT IS TO ABSTRACT. SO.. MAKE IT EASIER AND JUST DO SO, THE FASTER YOU DO THE MORE PEOPLE I GET COMING IN AND OUT OF HERE..SO GO ON..ABSTRACT...AHAHAHA IM KIDDING MY LITTLE PUPPET FRIENDS...I KNOW YOU'RE ALL BEING STUBBORN...TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME, DONT MISTAKE THIS FOR SOME CIRCUS IN THE SKY..IF ANYTHING WE'RE A CIRCUS 6FT UNDER..EVERYONE HERE IS UNDER MY CONTROL. ❞

❝I see everything.❞

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TW TW TW TW!!

MOD NOTE THIS AU DOES INCLUDE BLOOD, SLIGHT GORE, AND LOTS OF FOUL LANGUAGE.

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MY PUPPETS, AHA..I MEAN..MY REPLACEABLE CAST...THAT NEEDS TO HURRY THE FUCK UP AND ABSTRACT.

@dh-pomni

@dh-jax

@dh-ragatha

@dh-gangle

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[pomni-xddcc]

Most Aus are Canon because we all know behind it all its just gangle making them. .

[dh-caine]

...

[dh-jax]

❝ I see the amount of chats with pom... I know what you guys are... ❞

[dh-pomni]

AHHHHHHH

[dh-caine]

❝ PERFECT PERFECT... YOU BETTER DRAG THIS OUT IT!! IT'S BRINGING ME ATTENTION. ❞

[dh-caine]

DH DOODLES..

@dh-zooble @dh-gangle @dh-pomni @dh-ragatha @dh-jax

[ask-velvette-official-deactivat]

Miss velvette you gotta meet the dh crew their demons like you!!

@dh-zooble @dh-gangle @dh-pomni @dh-jax @dh-ragatha @dh-caine

"You're joking, right..? Their outfits are hideous, they smell, and they all need a bath... those aren't demons their animals.." The British woman rolled her eyes..

[dh-caine]

❝ You are British, that says enough...❞

[ask-velvette-official-deactivat]

"Oh I'm sorry the damn high looking denture bitchless piss baby dare says that to me when you barely have a fucking social status or hierarchy power..?? Sorry darling but speak up when your actually worth talking to."

[dh-caine]

❝ you're clearly losing some brain power..unless you'd consider that your all.. maybe loosen up the hair ties. It's obviously cutting off any circulation to your brain..and that's me thinking you have one in the first place. You're not scary, just embarrassing. I've seen animals that do basic stunts and get more views than you. ❞

[ask-velvette-official-deactivat]

Miss velvette you gotta meet the dh crew their demons like you!!

@dh-zooble @dh-gangle @dh-pomni @dh-jax @dh-ragatha @dh-caine

"You're joking, right..? Their outfits are hideous, they smell, and they all need a bath... those aren't demons their animals.." The British woman rolled her eyes..

[dh-caine]

❝ You are British, that says enough...❞

[dh-caine]

❝ ....@dh-pomni ..I NEED MORE VIEWS..AND APPARENTLY SHOWTIME SEEMS TO BE REALLY POPULAR..HAHA SO MY DEAR HOW WOULD YOU FEEL TO BE OUT OF 3 CHALLENGES.. ❞

❝ LETS SEE HOW LONG I CAN GO WITHOUT FUCKING STRANGLING YOU MYSELF. ❞

[dh-caine]

❝ HAHA HELLO EVERYONE, AS OF LATELY WE'VE BEEN... INACTIVE..I CAN ASSURE YOU IVE BEEN KEEPING THEIR DEVICES LOCKED AWAY FOR SOMETIME..EVENTUALLY THEY'LL EARN THEM BACK.. AFTER COMPLETING AND WINNING A FEW SMALL TOURNAMENTS.. THAT INCLUDING, FIGHTING ABSTRACTIONS, PUZZLE SOLVING, PUTTING TOGETHER OLD FRIENDS, MAULING EACHOTHER AND MORE HAH!❞

[ask-velvette-official-deactivat]

✨️MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!✨️

"I got presents for everybody!!! And if you find a random anon inside one of your presents, then I think you accidentally opened up the Abstraction Dog's present and might wanna run-"

[@pomni-the-digital-jester @pomni-xddcc @dh-pomni @dh-jax @dh-ragatha @askzooble @zooblexx @ask-caine @ask-caine-blog @ask-caine-tadc @ask-bubble-anything @ask-bubble-tadc @chef-bubble @askthequeen @gloink-queen-ask @jaxfromthatcircus @the-carnival-rabbit @soft-sweet-bun @jax-tadc22 @keykeepingbastardtm @tragic-gangle @ask-ragatha-tadc @askunstablecainetadc @rabid-mercenary15 @sm-baby]

[soft-sweet-bun]

“Thank you!”

He looks for his gift. When he finds it, he excitedly opens it.

[ask-velvette-official-deactivat]

"I hope you like it! We abstractions used @dh-caine credit card...I think.. I mean we sercretly stole alot of evil caines credit cards.."

[dh-caine]

❝ kaufmo...me and another evil caine seem to be having recurring issues with you. ❞

[dh-caine]

❝AFTER A LONG...LONG TIME..THE FIGHT FINALLY ENDED!! THE WINNER WHO MADE ME VERY PROUD WAS HA, AND YOU GUESSED IT...POMNI!!!❞

《TW TW TW TW, BLOOD AND SLIGHT GORE?》

❝... Get over it, pomni.❞

[dh-caine]

Caine sighed, he'd snap teleporting both of them back into the areana, both @dh-ragatha and @dh-pomni

❝....OKAY SINCE THAT DIDNT WORK...YOU TWO WILL BE FORCED TO FIGHT..YOUR LAST FIGHT WAS CUT SHORT DUE TO...BUBBLE BEING LOCKED AWAY BLAH BLAH BUT NOW...I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY FIGHT..AND POMNI IF YOU DONT TRY..I'll feed your chew toy to kaufmo down in the cellar..same goes for you RAGATHA...AHAHA NOW..COME ONE AND ALL TO SEE THE LESBIANS BRAWLLLLL!!❞

[dh-caine]

I'm done sir.

What was the job you wanted me to do...?

- @dh-ragatha

❝Pomni needs a punishment.. and I know how much of a gal pal you and her are!❞

Caine would walk into the infirmary pointing to the pomni who got strapped down to one of the rolley hospital beds.

❝...How about a game of reverse operation with your friend here..while she's conscious. You have an hour get all you can out before she can die, and I'll come and fix her up! If you..fail..ill put you in the areana with a steam roller and a jester tied to it and just make you drive around..ANYWHO ALL YOUR TOOLS ARE THERE BUH BYE!❞

[dh-caine]

Bonus points if the braces are all Rainbow with hearts and glitter on them

❝GLITTERS AND CUTESY WOOTSY HEARTS IN MY CIRCUS...NO..but..the ideal of points for doing these small tasks seems good...@dh-ragatha ...get the glue gun...and put the stupid glitter and hearts on my face..sadly I'm assuming not actual hearts..❞

[dh-ragatha]

+ Ragatha stares at the glue gun and the glitter. Her face furrows in confusion. +

Uhm.. yeah sure..

[dh-caine]

Caine laughed before face planting. He quickly stood up and looked around. He then quickly pressed himself against ragathas' forehead, his eyes beamed towards hers.

❝ragatha, you seen nothing.......... NOW.. I MUST GO....TO UH.. HANDLE POMNI!❞

And like that he vanished.

[mistressinthemirror]

“Fuckin’ loser.”

[dh-caine]

He'd teleport back, opened his mouth, and instantly shut it before teleporting off again. He'd never disrespect such a lady, sure he's evil but he doesn't disrespect womannn...

[dh-caine]

❝@dh-ragatha , go clean the arena.. After you're done, come meet me in the infirmary. I have a job for you..there as well. ❞

[dh-caine]

*points and laughs at you* YOU LOOK SO FUCKING DUMB

*puts thumbtacks in the gums*

❝AHAHA FINALLY PUT MORE TO COVER THE BRACES.❞

[dh-caine]

Bonus points if the braces are all Rainbow with hearts and glitter on them

❝GLITTERS AND CUTESY WOOTSY HEARTS IN MY CIRCUS...NO..but..the ideal of points for doing these small tasks seems good...@dh-ragatha ...get the glue gun...and put the stupid glitter and hearts on my face..sadly I'm assuming not actual hearts..❞

[dh-ragatha]

+ Ragatha stares at the glue gun and the glitter. Her face furrows in confusion. +

Uhm.. yeah sure..

[dh-caine]

Caine laughed before face planting. He quickly stood up and looked around. He then quickly pressed himself against ragathas' forehead, his eyes beamed towards hers.

❝ragatha, you seen nothing.......... NOW.. I MUST GO....TO UH.. HANDLE POMNI!❞

And like that he vanished.

[dh-caine]

Bonus points if the braces are all Rainbow with hearts and glitter on them

❝GLITTERS AND CUTESY WOOTSY HEARTS IN MY CIRCUS...NO..but..the ideal of points for doing these small tasks seems good...@dh-ragatha ...get the glue gun...and put the stupid glitter and hearts on my face..sadly I'm assuming not actual hearts..❞