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@dharlz
if i see a penis on my dashboard im telling
rocknrollerskates mentioned you on a post “talking to me about anything deeper then dinosaurs or rating break...”
@dharlz what's your favourite if a semi aquatic isn't in your top five we cannot talk
as if my favorite dinosaur could be ANYTHING but the ichthyostega i mean just look at this fat fuck
i think harley is my best friend.
i think the thing that pisses me off is that they have the audacity to think this shits funny i’m looking at you at every single dave in the room excluding wet lipless dave and harley.
omg wait am i the singular likable dave
uncaney:
*is scared of you and huddled up in a corner*
ughhh cmon dont look at me like that! fine ill give you some of my tea- hey wait a minute!!
uncaney:
FUCK YOU. I HOPE YOU DIE YOU SLIMEY BITCH I WASN’T EVEN TRYING TO GET A SMALL VIAL OF YOUR TEARS FOR ME TO HEAL MY SELF WITH AND ALSO CORRUPT INTO EVIL JUICE I WASN’T EVEN GOING FOR THAT!
uh oh SOMEONES getting a little defensive... evil juice? really john??? i thought you were past all of that! ive gotta say im a little disappointed i was expecting at LEAST diabolical juice :\
its ok though because being a knight of space is dope enough to be worth dying once or twice for :)
uncaney:
maybe cry about it that tends to help.
is this some kind of trick to get my tears in a small vial for a magic spell you are making john???
uncaney:
if you’re sad about your self then i guess so.
yup! i am!
my hair is finally all the way pink again instead of white! it feels really nice to have my natural color back.
everyones talking about matcha it makes me want to try it :(
"This must be what love would have felt like" is such a poetic, powerful line and I can't believe it's from a song about a haunted arcade game
honesty hour 👀 anon or not I have to answer
(( im gonna hop onto @okluckier because i miss them :(
i dont have any disorders because ive never been to a doctor!
(( in case anyone was wondering, dhar’s voiceclaim is neil cicierega