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if i see a penis on my dashboard im telling

rocknrollerskates mentioned you on a post “talking to me about anything deeper then dinosaurs or rating break...”

@dharlz what's your favourite if a semi aquatic isn't in your top five we cannot talk

as if my favorite dinosaur could be ANYTHING but the ichthyostega i mean just look at this fat fuck

#rocknrollerskates

uncaney

i think harley is my best friend.

#oh dont play with my heart if you dont mean it john!!!#but this still made me happy #save

uncaney

i think the thing that pisses me off is that they have the audacity to think this shits funny i’m looking at you at every single dave in the room excluding wet lipless dave and harley.

#:D #save

omg wait am i the singular likable dave

#dw

uncaney:

*is scared of you and huddled up in a corner*

ughhh cmon dont look at me like that! fine ill give you some of my tea- hey wait a minute!!

#uncaney

uncaney:

FUCK YOU. I HOPE YOU DIE YOU SLIMEY BITCH I WASN’T EVEN TRYING TO GET A SMALL VIAL OF YOUR TEARS FOR ME TO HEAL MY SELF WITH AND ALSO CORRUPT INTO EVIL JUICE I WASN’T EVEN GOING FOR THAT!

uh oh SOMEONES getting a little defensive... evil juice? really john??? i thought you were past all of that! ive gotta say im a little disappointed i was expecting at LEAST diabolical juice :\

#uncaney

its ok though because being a knight of space is dope enough to be worth dying once or twice for :)