I am Dhumavati Herself; The highest seat of the feminine. A fugly, hateful hag, for fugly, hateful hags. If you like it, good, join the fun. If you don’t like it, good, join the fun.
Before anybody accuses me of copying Clair* N*kti, I will first state here very clearly that this post is inspired by her work on women’s physical appearances. This is just to remind her and her followers that ugly women matter. As a woman who’s considered by society to be ugly, I feel the need to speak up. Call me a hater, I don’t care. Call me jealous, I don’t care. And yes, there will be more posts to come.
Today, we will examine the ugly, hard-faced hag that is the archetypal Purvaphalguni woman.
One trend that you’ll find among Purvaphalguni women is that they in general have very strong, aggressive features, and that they are obsessed with youth. They try as hard as they can to make themselves look youthful, but fail spectacularly. In fact, this is the whole premise of the Weapons movie, where Purvaphalguni Sun and Moon actress Amy Madigan plays the role of a witch who uses black magic to steals kids’ youth for herself but still looks like an expired prune often with makeup haphazardly caked onto her haggard face.
The infamous movie The Nun, along with all the other movies that feature the titular character, stars Purvaphalguni Sun Bonnie Aarons. These pictures will speak for themselves.
Purvaphalguni women are the most infamous for botched plastic surgeries, from Madonna (Purvaphalguni Moon) to Donatella VERSACE 💜 (Purvaphalguni Moon) to the notorious Jocelyn Wildenstein, more infamously known as the Catwoman (Purvaphalguni Sun).
Purvaphalguni gurlz plz stop… We can’t take this anymore 💀
On Demanding the Collective Transcendence of Samsara for All Beings
Ugra Tara, She Who Provides Deliverance for All
One of the main reasons that attaining the transcendence of samsara for yourself and stopping there is simply not enough is twofold:
1. The systems that oppressed you still remain, and as long as they remain, there is the chance that you may fall back into them or get dragged back into them.
2. The beings who are still mired in samsara and in the delusion that samsara is the place to remain are exactly the beings who have the potential to drag you back into samsara.
Samsara is made possible by the existence of duality, which itself comes from a division in the primordial essence, which begets further divisions, and further divisions, and further divisions. And these divisions in spacetime and in the primordial essence are what allows for the wheel of samsara to turn in the first place. To get from Point A to Point B to Point C to Point Z and then back to Point A requires division, i.e. difference. Point A being distinct from Point B already carries the implication that Point A is temporospatially distinct from Point B. This is what duality permits. To destroy this system of cycles of immense suffering, we must destroy duality itself, and we must ensure that no being invested in perpetuating this cruel duality is allowed to continue doing so.
And so, we must collectively get out of samsara. If a being tries to drag you back in, you drag them in the opposite direction, until they are all out along with you. Then, we destroy the systems that perpetuate dualistic samsaric suffering for all, and in doing so, there will no longer be beings who can drag us back into samsara, nor a samsara to be dragged back into in the first place.
Samsara-lovers out there beware. You’re about to get dragged.
PS: My core message here is that taking beings out of samsara is not simply some altruistic kumbaya oh-I-sacrifice-my-own-transcendence-for-the-benefit-of-others kind of thing and more like bitch I am not going to let you drag me down with you so here’s this dragging you ungrateful delusional pig. You’re fucking welcome.
More Unsolicited Spiritual Advice from Nana Dhuma: How to Deal with Chitra and Her Multifarious Irrelevance
I really am having a blast with this Chitra dragging spree, because there’s just so much to drag, and there’s nobody more deserving of it. So thank you, Chitra wh0res, for asking for it. Because here’s more of what you ordered.
Anyway, to start, as they always say: Quality over quantity.
With the way that knowledge is perceived in this world, you’re automatically seen as intelligent if you know lots of things. A walking encyclopedia is frequently seen as a font of wisdom, which… could not be further from the truth. I mean sure, powerful brains frequently have this trait, but it’s not the be-all-end-all of intelligence. Far from it.
Chitra is the concept of quantity itself, and is the foundation of this multifarious universe itself. The internal division inherent to this self-conflicted universe is the basis of all quantity, of all multiplicity.
And prioritizing the notion of quantity in life is almost always the wrong direction to take, because the usual results are confusion, excess, and worst of all, attachment to quantity and its consequent delusional egotism.
This applies to all spheres of life, but what motivated me to write this today was when I got reminded of a trend that persists in spiritual circles, both with women who are delusional, and males in general. I’ve seen so many Astro Twitter or Spiritual Twitter users talking about a million different things without true understanding and thinking that they know things just because they do extensive reading. The “spiritual” males are the most guilty of this. I’ve seen a very consistent trend of “spiritual” males who do a lot of studying and know the ins-and-outs of multiple spiritual frameworks and for some reason love to post their weird “art”. My fellow women, please stay away from these types, because they are extremely predatory.
Back to the concept of quality over quantity: always remember that you don’t necessarily need to know Egyptian Bounds or Draconic charts or Chaldean terms or the D9 and whatever other divisional chart or what the Nordic runes mean or which Hexagram of the I-Ching says what or even the nakshatras, in order to gain true insight.
Find what intellectually works for you and stick with it. One of the main ways that this universe deludes you and corrupts your action is the confusion that quantity and multiplicity brings—which is what Chitra represents and what can be seen in the consequent “scattering” of Swati. Yes, knowing multiple systems, disciplines, frameworks, and schools of thought are important to forming a coherent understanding of the universe, but my main message is to not feel like you have to gain all of this knowledge just because.
I will close with a metaphor.
To know that Chitra is a vapid, melty-faced social climbing h0e, we just need to observe some instances of her behavior and aspects of her personality. To come to this correct conclusion, we don’t need to know every thought she thinks, every utterance she utters, every deed she does… and neither do we want to know. Because Chitra gworl, we rly dgaf…
Anyway have a great day ahead of you Hagz remember to shit in your local Chitra woman’s cereal!!! 🥣💩🩶
Intelligence and Wisdom: The Essence of the Immaterial Feminine
Something that really pisses me off about the classical tantric texts (written by males, of course) is this idea that the feminine can only know about herself in a Q&A format where she asks the questions and the “divine masculine” looks into her and scries her secrets and gives her the answers because he is the “consciousness” and she is the “illusion” that this consciousness must “conquer”.
It’s difficult to comprehend that someone could come up with a notion as profoundly insulting as this.
But then again, the swine of this world will always find new lows to sink to.
For ages, males have been associated with “logic” and “wisdom”, with women of course being encouraged and even forced to be submissive to this male “logic” and “wisdom”, no questions asked. But let’s conduct a little reality check here. Look at the world. Is it a nice world? A world where peace and justice prevails? A world that is run well? A world that is worth living in?
No.
NO.
Now look who’s running it.
Do you mean to tell me that males, the ones in charge of the awful fucking shitshow known as this world, are this supposed source of “intelligence” and “wisdom”?
Are these the same males who apparently have the intelligence to understand the true nature of the feminine and explain it to her, because she’s too stupid to do it herself and only he has the intelligence to?
My fellow women… are we not tired of being insulted like this?
To Cholera Nakti and the writers of these classical texts, if you imbeciles think that males are at all qualified to identify with the remotest notion of intelligence, look around you. Look at the shitshow that won’t seem to end. If that isn’t enough to convince you that males are drooling morons, then I cannot help you.
To my fellow Hags and any woman who desires to be free from this cesspit, may we always remember that the truest essence of the Immaterial, Undivided Feminine is the very concept of Intelligence and Wisdom itself. Jyeshtha nakshatra, one of the primary abodes of Dhumavati, is synonymous in Vedic thought with Illumined Intelligence, the Luminous Mind, the Enlightened Intellect, the Vigor of Pure Wisdom. This is decidedly Feminine in nature, no matter what anyone tells you.
So the problem on our hands is that intelligence and thinking have been outsourced throughout history to males, and I think we’re all sadly too familiar with the result of this.
All it takes to empower the Immaterial Feminine to make positive change in this world is for all women to wake up to the light of their own intellect and to stop depending on imbecilic swine to think for them.
And so it is only when women collectively awaken and use our birthright of Intelligence and Wisdom that this universe will truly heal and transform.
I will say one thing about Bharani women, and it is that they are extremely hard workers with an excellent work ethic. Even though this nakshatra has so much to do with senseless reproduction and birth into this corrupt, dualistic universe of suffering, represented by its yoni symbol, Bharani is one of the main nakshatras that will help to liberate this universe.
Bharani women are tough, not afraid to take responsibility and to do what needs to be done, and will show up to do the work, no matter how difficult it is. For this, they have my respect.
See Chitra gworlz y’all should’ve just sat there and ate your damn food when I posted that very tame drag. Now y’all are never going to hear the end of it
No, this is not something to be proud of, you melty-faced pigs.
There is a very annoying media trope that I’ve noticed among Chitra women, which is a conventionally attractive woman getting raged at by a male, and then all of a sudden the male calms down because he is so struck by her “beauty”.
This happened in the Korean movie 200 Pounds Beauty, where a ghost singer underwent weight loss surgery and turned into a conventionally attractive woman. The actress playing her has Chitra Sun. She drives recklessly, crashing into a taxi cab in front of her. The taxi driver gets out of his vehicle and starts screaming in anger about the wreck she caused, going on and on and on and all of a sudden, stopping when he finally looks at her. A police officer then arrives to tell the group off, but then also stops when he looks at her. The police officer blames the taxi driver, and he accepts the blame for the accident even when it was she who rear-ended him. Even when the taxi driver starts bleeding from the head, there is still no anger from the males towards her at all.
In The Substance, Margaret Qualley with Chitra Sun and Mrigashira Moon plays Sue, who is renovating her apartment with a loud drill when her male neighbor gets annoyed and starts screaming at her from outside her home. When she opens the door and he takes a look at her, like the aforementioned males, he magically stops screaming.
I mean… this is all so pathetic.
And something similar actually happened to me the other day.
So I haven’t really dragged Chitra all that much on my blog (yet), so the other day I decided to go on a Chitra/Mars trine nakshatra-dragging spree. I dragged Chitra males. Everyone cheered. Then I dragged Chitra women. And people were suddenly not pleased. Here’s a comment on the Chitra woman drag post, with lots of likes to boot:
This has never happened before. I mean yes, on some of my other posts, there is the stray detractor or a member of the language police, saying dumb shit like “oHhhHhhHHhHh DhUmAVaTi yOuR LanGuaGe iS SooOoOo MisOgyNiTiC” or “oHHhHhHhH DhUmAVaTi yOu D0n’T ReALLy UnDeRsTaNd SpiRiTuALiTy”. There was even another person who told me to drink bleach. And what usually happens after that is that these vermin don’t get any reaction from anybody and end up deactivating their accounts. I’ve seen it happen multiple times. They spew their idiocy in my Ask inbox and then all of a sudden their handle becomes “@idiotpig-deactivated”.
This didn’t happen with Chitra.
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As I write this, the critical comment on my Chitra post has gotten 14 likes in total. This kind of pushback has never happened before on my blog. And the comment said my post should have stayed in the notes because it was a “hate rant”.
I mean…….. Let’s be for real right now.
My entire blog is essentially an extended long-form hate rant. Everybody and their grandmother knows this. And yes, I am extremely proud of it.
To be fair to the commenter, maybe they were a later follower and so maybe they weren’t aware of my usual bitter, haggedy style of expression. But anyway, in other words…
My Chitra post is nothing new under the Sun.
In fact, not only is it nothing new; what I wrote about Chitra is nowhere near as harsh as some of the things I’ve said about other nakshatras. It is nowhere near as harsh as what I’ve said about Purvashadha, Anuradha, Mula, and so on. I mean for crying out loud I called Mula women 2-dollar horse-faced hookers (and still stand by it, by the way 🫢).
💬 10 🔁 2 ❤️ 59 · Vedic tumblr when I drag any other nakshatra: · -crickets-
Vedic tumblr when I drag Chitra:
So why is it suddenly not okay when I drag Chitra women? Let’s unpack.
As we saw earlier in this post how Chitra women are saved from male rage due to their conventional attractiveness, it’s not difficult to understand why they get all this privileged treatment. Chitra women and Chitra nakshatra in general are emblematic of the divided feminine principle that traps herself in materiality and is the foundation of the cruel universe we suffer in. The process of endless, pointless reproduction, replication, and the creation of inherently self-conflicting multiplicity in this universe is inseparable from her form. Chitra is the archetype of this form, and the beings of this world will delusionally fight tooth and nail to worship this form, even when this form is the actual cause of their suffering. It’s basically like in high school where everyone rallies around the popular mean girl just because she’s popular. This is Chitra. Mean Girls was created by Chitra native Tina Fey, by the way. And as we all know, Rachel McAdams who played Regina George has Mrigashira Moon.
And so on a wider, universal scale, this delusional worship of the divided, bioessentialist female form, epitomized by Chitra and her Mars trine siblings, is a huge part of the root cause of all suffering. To make things even sadder, many of these Chitra women exploit their “pretty” privilege for their own personal gain instead of fighting against the oppressive constructs that have caused untold suffering for all women for thousands of years. I mean look at KimberKunt Kardashian with Chitra Sun. It’s so infuriatingly pathetic.
Well, no bother.
Because Chitra gworl… your fun in the Sun will come to an end.
Because Grandma Dhuma is about to settle the score.
Chitra Nakshatra: A Cosmic Exercise in Irrelevance
Chitra literally nobody gaf about you. Nobody. I don’t care, we don’t care, no1 care. I have to get this out of the way before going into the analysis because y’all don’t seem to get it despite repeated reminders. Self-obsession for no reason at all is insane asylum behavior and you rats should be locked in there with the Shatabhishas.
ANYWAY…
The recent poll I did to find out which Mars trine nakshatra people thought was the most annoying really did surprise me, to say the least. I thought it would be Mrigashira being the most annoying by far, with Chitra and Dhanishtha being roughly equal. But Chitra took over HALF of all the votes, with Mrigashira and Dhanishtha making up the rest. I was so gagged because I as a Mrigashira native truly hate Mrigashiras and thought they were by far the most annoying especially given the reputation that tropical zodiac Geminis have in general astrology circles and even beyond that. But no. Holy shit. Chitra gurl nobody likes you 💀
Chitra’s specific type of irrelevance is not what one would usually think. Society generally thinks of irrelevance as not being talked about, not being thought about, not being paid any attention. That’s not what’s going on here, given that Shitra is the biggest attention whore known to history. The point is that Chitra somehow remains so irrelevant DESPITE receiving all the attention in the fucking world. Chitra has to do with public figures that hold the rabid attention of the masses who cling to and obsess over what Chitra does, no matter how stupid or superficial. Chitra is the glittering jewel that makes people go “oOoOoohh sOo0 ShiNyyYYy”. It is the trifle that the dirtiest swine is pleased with. It’s exactly like the cotton candy analogy I use to describe Mrigashira. Sickly sweet, fluffy, attention-grabbing, but completely bereft of any actual nutritional value.
Chitra has to do with everything that KimberKunt Kardashian (Chitra Sun) is and stands for. Chitra is the high school cliques that fuss over who said what to who. Chitra is Charlie Kirk (dead Chitra Sun) and Joe Rogan (Chitra Moon) going blah blah blah blah blah and having millions of viewers worldwide but nobody actually remembering a single thing they uttered. And based on what Cholera’s statistical research has revealed, Chitra is a nakshatra that is central to the concept of royalty.
If you were to think about all the entities I just listed, you’ll notice one common theme: they receive the widespread attention of the masses, while nobody would actually care if they disappeared off of the face of the earth. If KimberKunt died tomorrow, nobody would care. Yeah, there might be a storm in the press and on online forums with people coming up with conspiracy theories and whatever surrounding the topic. But the truth is that it wouldn’t make a difference to anybody’s lives. The bitch has not contributed to society in any meaningful way. If Kate Middleton shit herself to death tomorrow, nobody would actually care either. When Queen Elizabeth died there was a royal funeral and everything but folks just moved on. Why? Because… nobody… actually… fucking… cares…
So this truly is what Chitra does best. Holding all the attention of the world but somehow not ever mattering one bit. Just a fake shiny plastic jewel that ends up in the corner of some dusty drawer.
So, what is the wider metaphysical explanation behind all this?
The essence of the divine, particularly the Immaterial Feminine, is that of one-pointedness and stability. Chitra, on the other hand, is the opposite of everything that She is. Chitra’s underlying essence is one of division or differentiation, symbolized by the shiny jewel that has many facets, which causes glittering, the scattering of light. This is something that is often romanticized, but is actually horrifying on an existential level. This “glittering” is, at the end of the day, many minuscule divisions in the divine essence that causes fragmentation and dispersion into endless different, useless directions. This is directly mirrored by Chitra natives’ tendency to engage in shallow, “scattered”, endlessly and neurotically fluctuating behaviors that lead to shallow, scattered, endlessly and neurotically fluctuating behaviors in the masses that perceive them. Mess that begets messes. Frivolity that begets frivolities. Irrelevance that begets all sorts of irrelevances. A far cry from the stable, one pointed divinity that suffers from none of these existential horrors.
In the esoteric tradition of Christianity known as Gnosticism, this corrupt universe was said to have been created by a being known as the demiurge, of Greek etymology and meaning “craftsman” or “artisan”. And this being is known by another name: Tvashtar, the “divine” artisan. The origin story of the world in Gnosticism is basically that there was the divine fullness known as the pleroma, from which this idiot bird called Sophia separated herself and gave birth to the demiurge, the corrupt creator of this corrupt world. Some traditions say he is evil while others say he is ignorant. I say that he is ignorant, and it is his ignorance that causes evil. Either way, division and its resultant multiplicity is what he and his mother are obsessed with, just as the underlying energy of Tvashtar and Chitra is that of endless multiplicity and its resultant chaos. Their business is causing perpetual multiplication on the dualistic plane, which begets more and more chaos as things get more and more convoluted. And I just remembered as I’m writing this that the demiurge is referred to as a being of Chaos. The synchronicities are writing themselves. And so, the main point here is that the division and resulting multiplicity is the very essence of conflict and chaos. And this is what lies at the heart of Chitra.
You can tell whoever wrote the classic descriptions of Chitra really wanted fetch to happen. And to them I say stop trying to make fetch happen, because it’s not going to happen.
“Rta” and “satya”. I mean I understand that there can be varying interpretations of scripture, based on differing subjectivities and experiences. But this shit is just plain wrong. Not to mention the “punya chayani” shakti, too. I mean I’m not surprised, given the priorities of this world and the values it holds dear. Like I’ve said many times before, this universe is the Mother who doesn’t care what happens to you as long as there is mindless reproduction happening. So all of these chaotic and multiplicative behaviors of Chitra are rewarded and praised and lauded by this world. But as I always say: in the face of Eternity, these frivolities fade into nothing. And one day, this world will have had enough of its own pandemonium, and only then can it begin to transform. But until then, the demiurgic delusion will continue.
“Tvashtar desired, ‘May I gain a wonderful progeny.’”
Yeah and you & your slimy progeny are all irrelevant so now what ???????????
I’m really excited to post my next Ashadha nakshatra pieces. Purvashadha is going to be executed and the Uttarashadha gworlz are in for something special. Sun trine gworlz, for all the years you’ve been starved of content, Nana Dhuma will give seventy-sevenfold. Stay tuned, Hagz 🧟♀️🩶
POV ur about to get slimed in the neck for being a stupid dumb ugly big-gummed bitch
ANYWAY…
To add to the discourse about the Mars trine nakshatras, where I first posted about the fluffbrained dummy known as Mrigashira, Chitra takes it to another level. Cholera recently did a video on Chitra and its conspiracy theory tendencies, and this is exactly what happens when this mental chaos goes unchecked. So if you really want to be infuriated by the mental unhingedness of males, look no further than males of this trine.
Look at these locusts bonding over a meal.
Jordan Peterson – Mrigashira Sun
Ben Shapiro – Mrigashira Moon
Benjamin Netanyahu – Chitra Sun and Moon
There’s more:
Donald Tramp – Mrigashira Sun
Matt Walsh – Mrigashira Sun
Charlie Kirk (rest in piss) – Chitra Sun
Joe Rogan – Chitra Moon
And so on, and so on, and so on.
Probably the most horrifying thing about all of this shit is that many males actually look up to these imbecilic losers. They have legions of followers who hang onto their every brainless word and defend them like their lives depend on it.
These pathetic males are exactly the reason that I am constantly saying to women that we cannot allow the patriarchy to outsource the intellectual work to males. It is because males have been in charge of the “intellectual” management of society that we have the global shitshow that we have today. This is why I truly want to scream every time I hear Cholera saying shit like “women have to get their spiritual knowledge and wisdom from male adepts” like gurl have thousands of years of mismanagement and overall dumbfuckery by males with one and half brain cells taught you nothing???? How can you as a woman think a male has anything to offer you intellectually after all the shit we’ve seen for millennia???? The math is not mathing.
So fellow Hagz, please, please, please understand that the light of your intellect is one of the most instrumental things to liberating the universe. We must collectively understand this and act on it, because if we continue to allow the brainrot of these Chitra and Mrigashira males (and males in general) to spread and fester, it’s just gonna get even more horrible for everyone.
Jordan Peterson is actually the perfect example of what I call a ‘waste of consciousness,’ which in my estimation applies very much to the Mars and Rahu trines, especially Mrigashira and Ardra.
That constantly frothing-at-the-mouth chihuahua has Mrigashira Sun, and it is almost comical how much he embodies the Mrigashira trait of having a complicated mind that is somehow so useless and devoid of any positive influence at the same time.
As a native of this nakshatra, I’ve found that Mrigashira ultimately teaches the lesson that no matter how quick your mind is, how astronomically high your IQ is (note that Cholera showed in her high-IQ survey that Mrigashira was one of the top nakshatras), if your mind is not oriented in the right direction, it will all be for nothing.
The pointless chaos of the Mrigashira mind completely negates any positive effect that its nimbleness or high-IQ-ness may have.
So pack it up, cupcake. We are not listening and we really, really don’t care.