i am invincible. @dia-king - Tumblr Blog

No, you cost me an entire fucking shipment of coke! Why the hell should I let you keep your job? Why the hell should I keep you alive? You have 12 hours to get me the fucking money, or you better pray real hard you never see my fuckin’ face again.

dia-king

Adam...?

#c: adam #she w as passing by ok.

I think I should paint the club. Do you think I should paint the club?

#ctkstarter #she needs a project ok.

beaumont-shay

Not now that my favorite King is here.

dia-king

See?! I told Henry I was your favorite, but he didn’t believe me.

#c: shay

cohenmia-blog

Couldn’t they get their fingers caught in those things? Wouldn’t that like…hurt them or something?

dia-king

No, it’s, ah... it’s totally safe. The little fish have magnets inside their mouths that open and close with these little plastic gears that don’t close if the kids stick their fingers in them.

#c: mia #'why r u talking to me'

beaumont-shay

I’m going to hang up the phone now because the sheer idiocy of the words that you’re saying are actually hurting me.

Why is this my life? Why?

dia-king

Bad day?

#c: shay

dawsonbeaumont-blog

Look, I know I’m a tad bit late to this party, but someone had to keep the little shits in line in New York.

dia-king

There is always room for new Beaumonts.

I’m Dia. King. The little one.

#c: dawson #she wants the beaumonts to adopt ther ok.

avaxlawrence-blog

Take out in Los Angeles is how much?

dia-king

Missing Miami yet?

#c: ava #'u wanna go back yet'

drdanielking-blog

I just spent the last seven hours in surgery on little to no sleep. You’re going to have to repeat what you said. Slowly. And preferably with a cup of coffee in hand.

dia-king

Sorry, should’ve led with the coffee. As for the other thing... Y’know, nevermind.

#*flies into the sun*#c: daniel

anniston-cohen

You’re stronger than they are. Does Ollie know your true passion is playing with the toys of a toddler?

dia-king

We played Operation for four hours last weekend when we could’ve been doing... other things.

#c: anniston

cohenmia-blog

That’s meant to be a toy for children?

dia-king

...yes. Yes it is.

#c: mia #'when r u going to say something mean to me'

thehenryking

If the girl can live with walking in on me and Win, she can handle Chuck E Cheese.

dia-king

Look, we don’t know how much trauma this poor kid can take. Watching people be devoured by a vicious animatronic robot could break her.

#c: henry

aaronsolano

Absolutely not. I’ll give my orders from the bartender with the nice tits.

dia-king

Great. Let me know if you need anything else that doesn’t involve spreading gross rumors about my employees.

#c: donnie

aaronsolano

You think I’d try to impress a girl... by telling her another girl showed me her tits? No offense, kid. But where’s the logic in that?

I saw tits. Someone behind that counter showed me tits. Might wanna keep a better eye out on your employees.

dia-king

There is logic in it. There’s a bit of logic in it, actually, although it seems like you may not be sharp enough to figure it out, in which case you may actually be dumber than I gave you credit for. Some men believe that if you brag about how other women are attracted to you, then the woman you’re trying to pick up will be more attracted to you. I see it all the time. I see a lot of things around here, but Tessa showing her breasts to some random perv in off the street isn’t one of them.

Now can I get you something to drink, grandpa?

#c: donnie

thehenryking

C’mon, Stormie will love it.

dia-king

She’ll be scarred for life.

#c: henry

donnie-matthews:

Na, dude, I swear. The bartender showed me her tits five seconds ago.

I find that highly unlikely. First off, I own this place. Secondly, I hired that girl and I know her personally. I know that she’s saving herself for marriage, not for any particular religious reason, but because she wants to, but she won’t have to wait long, because her boyfriend Liam is going to propose on the weekend of their second anniversary in three weeks.