Henry King

Hello, my name is Henry King and I'm a drug addict.Henry King. 25. Drug Dealer.

[adamfuckingking--old]

What? Don’t give me that look. I have blood on my shirt.

[thehenryking]

I really don’t give a shit about your shirt right now, Adam.

[winnyhayes-old]

This is your out, okay? If you don’t want to do this…

[thehenryking]

Winny, I’m in this. Forever. I love you, and I’m gonna love our baby, too. Got it? 

[winnyhayes-old]

I’m pregnant.

[thehenryking]

You’re...oh my god.

Hey, don’t cry, Win. We’re gonna have a kid. That’s a good thing. A great thing.

[winnyhayes-old]

I can’t breathe because I have heartburn all the time. I can’t breathe because the thought of eating Chinese food makes me want to cry. I can’t breathe because I have morning sickness - all day. 

I can’t breathe because I’m pregnant, Henry.

[thehenryking]

...say that again.

[winnyhayes-old]

Everything! You’re being kind and supportive and I can’t. I can’t… I can’t breathe when you’re being like this. Because I’m… I’m p-going. You… just stay.

[thehenryking]

Winny Mackenzie Hayes you are not leaving this apartment until you tell me what the fuck is going on?

You can’t breathe because you’re what?

[winnyhayes-old]

You. You’re being annoying and not helpful. I hate Chinese food and I hate Chuck E. Cheese. Why don’t you just go with you stupid wife from stupid Vegas? 

Just go.

[thehenryking]

What the fuck, Winny?! What the actual fuck? What am I doing that is so wrong? I’m not gonna leave until you just fucking tell me what is going on. That’s what couples do. They tell each other shit. 

I love you. Just fucking talk to me.

[winnyhayes-old]

Chinese food? No, Henry. I hate Chinese food. You know, I’m just gonna go to bed early. Maybe you should just go.

[thehenryking]

What’s wrong? What’s the matter with you? I can’t help if you won’t talk to me.

[dia-king]

She’ll be scarred for life.

[thehenryking]

If the girl can live with walking in on me and Win, she can handle Chuck E Cheese.

[winnyhayes-old]

And you think being around a bunch of screaming kids is going to help?

Sorry. I’m just really not in the mood to go out. 

[thehenryking]

Okay...we can order Chinese. Something good.

[winnyhayes-old]

What makes you think I wanna go to that stupid place? 

[thehenryking]

Because I know you’ve been down lately, and I just think you deserve some good, stupid fun.

[dia-king]

So those creepy robots can kill us? No thank you.

[thehenryking]

C’mon, Stormie will love it.

[thehenryking]

I got it. The best idea ever. Let’s go to Chuck E Cheese.

[paulwesleydaily]

JulWasilewski: Paul Wesley just found #twinz

[adamfuckingking--old]

Enjoy the view? Even if it’s not Vegas, we gotta go out. Boys night. Tanzie’s orders.

[thehenryking]

Zach needs a night where he doesn’t have to worry about me fucking it up. You take him out. Go nuts. I’ll babysit.

[tanzie-reed]

Hey, I knew you secretly liked them!

There is one catch though, I get to drink wine.

[thehenryking]

Deal. I’ll have some of that shitty non-alcoholic beer Adam keeps pushing on me.

[adamfuckingking--old]

I remember. Let’s go visit your wife. 

[thehenryking]

What the fuck am I supposed to do in Vegas?

[tanzie-reed]

Fun, huh? I’m not sure if I remember what that is. I think a pizza party would sure help, though.

[thehenryking]

I’ll even watch those movies you love. You know, the ones I pretend to hate, but secretly like more than you do.