[mumintroll]

i hope im like her when im old

[horrorfilmgifs]

Hellraiser (1987)

[stepbaby]

[tullipsink]

jumbled thoughts: you are all i think about

[jonklassen2]

[anus]

dog and snog

[evilcousin]

My yearly dog and snog post

[radiation]

Huge pet peeve in video games is when you can’t hold your breath underwater for very long or it takes a good while to regain your breath above water. Unrealistic. Like my condolences to the devs for your lack of breath support but that just could not be me…

[fortidogi]

are you a frog or perhaps a turtle

[radiation]

i am a Saxophone player

[plumslices]

being in your twenties is literally so fucking inhumane. and during a pandemic. Oh my god

[bbeelzemon]

[ahurania-deactivated20211017]

You’re so cold, but you feel alive. Lay your hands on me, one last time

[parakeet]

so sad that we are surrounded by birds and most ppl dont even look at them. how can you look at the beloved pigeon and not admire its stupid little waddle and delightful little rump? how can you see the humble house sparrow and not be enraptured by its adorable little cap and splendid black bib? how can you see a seagull and not admire it’s size (very big when you think about it) and it’s tenacity in targeting humans, the most obnoxious and dangerous of all gods creatures? open your eyes 

[wizardpotions]

yes babe your final form is so horrifying and uninterpretable by mortal eyes <3

[mistymorrning]

[doomhope]

[id: Photo of an orange cat laying happily on a terracotta roof. Their body arches along the arched shape of the tiles. End id.]

[kuueater]

hey if you’ve got a soft tummy that sticks out, welcome to the club bitch, you cool as hell and perfectly fine. enjoy yourself.

[bunjywunjy]

Can I have some facts for the truly cursed vampire bats?

all bats can fly, but vampire bats are the only bats that can also run!

these tiny bloodslurpers can use their wing forelimbs to do kind of an awkward bounding sprint, like a gorilla in a hurry.

they can scoot around at nearly 3 mph like this, which might not seem like much- but remember that we're talking about an animal that's only a few inches tall, here, and that other bats are limited to a hurried crawl if they encounter a sticky situation on the ground.

yes, if you want the ability to fly, but ALSO want to retain the power to perform an Ominous Strut, best to be a vampire bat!

[ryegarden]

gay rights haha rb patreon insta

[carla-enjoys]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]