Call me Diabolo.
This is a side blog and there is a 99% chance I will not follow back.
There is also a significant chance that I have you blocked on main, and therefore cannot see your messages or anything of the sort, if you are in the Undertale fandom. It's not me, it's you. You're probably "Proship DNI." I sincerely wish Tumblr's block function worked for all accounts attached to main. Like, I wish this one automatically blocked you too.
If you are "Proship DNI" and interact with this blog maybe learn to read lmao. I don't want you here just as much as you don't want me in your notifs. Go away. Fuck off forever. Block me. Do it. Thanks a million.
I'm also not very keen on making nice with "proship" persons who cry about "darkships" and how "~illegal~" they are. You're just an anti in sheep's clothing. Fuck off ♥
Unabashedly edgy cringe-inducing they/them bitch. More caustic than toxic in that I'm not going to bite you unless you try to bite me first. To spell it out for you: if you find some way to send me IRL gore, or if you describe in detail some strange murder fantasy you have about me, I will respond in kind. It's only fair. To clarify further, you cannot trigger me with that shit. I grew up on 4chan and Rotten and Ogrish and Liveleak. Gurochan was my go-to for a very long time before it was taken over by lolishit. You would just be sending me wank material.
The only exceptions to this are stupid brats interacting in spite of my "minors dni," who will be blocked.
To clarify that I mean interactions such as DMs and other private sources of communication. I don't give a shit if some kid likes/reblogs or drops a comment on a post. Public communication/interaction is whatever, though I probably won't interact back.
Just don't go reblogging my naughty posts if you're like, 13. You shouldn't even be able to see them, I use community labels.
My opinions and actions are my own and do not reflect any broader community I happen to fall into. The people in them are usually much nicer than me, so fuck off if you want to try using me as some kind of an example in your idiotic smear campaign against this-or-that. I'm not some fucking representative. I'm an edgy bitchy individual.
General content warnings for (fictional) sexual content, sadism, masochism, incest, noncon, dubcon, abuse, necro, eroticized gore, domestic violence, and so on. I'll try to tag things but sometimes I forget. Nothing I post is an endorsement or in support of those things. It's fucking fantasy.
What you won't find here are lolisho or filth kinks, those are not my cup of tea. I'll be friends with you, just keep that shit away from me.
Kink-friendly. Para-neutral. Obviously proship. Might drugpost now and then if I'm high or drunk.
I do not like radqueers or xenosatanists. Fuck off.
Queers and Satanists are cool though. I am also those things.
My anti-harassment stance only extends as far as fiction. TERFs, reich-wingers, nazis, and other such goons deserve net zero peace and naught else but high-velocity sleeping pills.
If any of this bothers you, the block button is free use.
Ships You'll Find Here
At least when I'm in the mood for them.
Shiptype Key 💓 = Romantic 💀 = Toxic ⚔️ = Rivalry 🤝 = Besties 😎 = Besties with Benefits
Undertale
Non-familial Sans x Gaster (Classic 💓, pseudo-Classic 💀, and Iniquitale 💀💓 versions)
Sans x Sans (Various, 'OC') 💓💀⚔️🤝
Error x Ink 💓💀⚔️🤝
Catty x BP x Bratty (Iniquitale) 💓
Undyne x Shelphys (Iniquitale) 💓
Fungyne x Shel (Iniquitale) 💓💀
Fuse x BP (Iniquitale) 😎
Fuse x Splatter (Iniquitale) 🤝
C*de x Whats (Rogue_Prog(tale)) 🤝😎💀
Mo Dao Zu Shi
Xiao Xingchen x Xue Yang 💓💀⚔️
... :)
Tiān Guān Cì Fú
Xie Lian x Qi Rong 💀⚔️💓
Mind you I never got past chapter one hundred.
Cookie Run
Longan Dragon Cookie x Snake Fruit Cookie 💓💀⚔️
Hydrangea Cookie x Snake Fruit Cookie 💓🤝
Lotus Dragon Cookie x Snake Fruit Cookie 💓
Pineapple Dragon Cookie x Snake Fruit Cookie 💓
Affogato Cookie x Snake Fruit Cookie 💓⚔️🤝
That snake is my fandom bicycle .
The Legend of Zelda
The Fierce Deity x Majora 💓💀⚔️🤝
Majora x Happy Mask Salesman 💓💀
Majora x Skull Kid 💀
Maj x Ora 💓🤝
The Legend of Mana
Pokiehl x Olbohn 💓🤝
Star Fox
Leon Powalski x Falco Lombardi 💓💀⚔️
Wolf O'Donnel x Leon Powalski 💓😎
Arcane
Jinx x Silco 💓
Rockman Zero
Kyuubit x Hellbat 💓
Omega x Copy X MKII 💀💓
Cyber Elf X x Copy X 💓⚔️
Teen Weil x Omega 💀
Team Fortress 2
Engie x Pyro 💓💀🤝😎
BLU Pyro x RED Pyro 💓💀⚔️
Heavy x Medic 💓
BLU Medic x RED Medic 💓💀😎⚔️
Poppy Playtime
Prototype x Lily Lovebraids 💀
Kinlist
Fictionkin
I'm a spiritual 'kin. I'm fine with anyone except kin-for-funners from my various sources sliding into my DMs, including kintwins, so long as you're 18+. Minors who do so will be blocked.
WD Gaster (Undertale, Pseudo-Classic)
WD 'Bunny' Gaster (Undertale, Iniquitale)
Siiiighhh... Code (Undertale, Rogue_Prog)
Questioning Pale (UTMV)
Xue Yang (Mo Dao Zu Shi, Novel)
Snake Fruit Cookie (Cookie Run)
Majora (TLoZ, Manga) (Probably a soulbond)
MajOra (TLoZ, Twin Forest Spirits turned Evil Deities turned Mask)
Otherkin
The kind of fae that collects names and has to abide by their promises.
Therian
Some kind'a cat.
Social Junk
Tellonym • StrawPage • DeviantArt • Aethy
Feel free to make a doodle request and if you like the result toss me a snack from my Wishlist. Or don't. Whateverrr.
Current doodle fixation: Undertale & its many AUs. If you have a good ref, I'll doodle your AU blorbo too (aside from what litters this blog, you can see my Artfight for examples). If you're an adult, I might even be persuaded to draw NSFW, though my skills are limited to solo characters for now. I'll draw ship art as well, but my skills are again limited.
I will not draw lolisho (with the exception of SFW moeblobs) or filth kinks, diapers, and things along those lines.












