Diabolik Despair

Welcome to my personal hell. Head cannons, scenarios, MTL and reactions. Your wish is my command. Ask and you shall receive~

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Hiya!

I orginally created this blog because a) I missed writing about DiaLovers and b) my orginal blog was a collaboration with a former friend (we are no longer on speaking terms). Since I’ve noticed my old blog has not been active in almost 3 years I am re taking it over and will be reposting some of the asks on that blog holy-tsundere (holy-tsundere.tumblr.com). I will eventually be getting rid of this blog all together but feel free to send asks over to holy-tsundere where I’ll answer them :)

- Cat (Sam)

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Shuubaru cuddling headcanons???

- Shuu is always the big spoon and holds Subaru’s head close to his chest

- They frequently fall asleep together sharing Shuu’s earbuds

- Subaru twitches in his sleep, Shuu thinks its adorable and has a few videos saved of it to Subaru’s dismay

- Shuu is a furnace but it works out because Subaru is always cold

- Even if they’re mad at each other they’ll still make time for cuddling

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Mtl to die in a fight for their S/O (・о・)

Subaru

Ayato

Laito

Shuu

Kanato

Reiji

Mainly just Subaru though, I don’t think the rest of the Sakamaki brothers are willing to sacrafice themselves

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Most to least to be possessive?

Ayato

Subaru

Kanato

Laito

Reiji

Shuu

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What would Halloween be like in the sakamaki family?

Shuu - He gets annoyed with the incessant door bell ringing from eager trick or treaters and plays his music as loud as he can to drown out the noise.

Reiji - The designated candy giver, he is very skimpy and gives one piece per child and criticizes the small children’s costumes for being unoriginal.

Ayato - Dresses up as himself and goes door to door demanding candy, if a bowl is left out he empties its contents into his bag and takes the bowl too.

Kanato - He and Teddy have coordinating costumes and goes trick-or-treating with Ayato, at the end of the night he is dissatisfied with his candy haul and steals from some children on the way back to the mansion.

Laito - Hosts a halloween party in the ballroom of only women in sexy halloween costumes. He checks out all of the girls under the guise of a costume contest and declares the girl with the skimpiest costume the winner. The prize? Himself.

Subaru - He dresses up as Jason Voorhees and pretends to be a halloween decoration until unsuspecting children come close enough until…BAM! He jumps out at them and scares the soul out of their bodies making them scream and cry.

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Headcanons for Subaru and a depressed lover? ^.^

*TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of depression*

- He understands a lot of what you’re going through because he deals with it himself

- He tries his best to be there for you but sometimes gets frustrated because he can’t help in the way you need

- He will always listen to your problems and let you cry on his shoulder if need be

- He asks you for the best ways he can take care of you during a bad episode

- He’ll try to do anything to make you happy

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**Hi guys! Cat here, just wanted to let all you lovely people know my ask box is open, so don’t be shy! Happy Friday!**

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Headcanons for my Subaru on Mother's Day? 🙈

- Mother’s Day is one of the few days he will visit his mother in the tower

- Unlike his brothers, the day is very emotinally draining for him

- He paces in front of the tower debating whether or not he should see her

- Subaru is noticeably more emotinally volatile on this day, his brothers know to leave him be

- He tries to spend as much time with his mother for her sake even though its difficult for him to see her like that

- Subaru picks only the most beautiful white roses for her because he understands how important her purity was to her before he was created

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Mtl to gett too wasted?

Ayato

Kou

Kanato

Laito

Azusa

Subaru

Shuu

Yuma 

Ruki

Reiji

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The boys at an amusement park? :)

After piling in the car early in the morning in a futile to attempt to beat the crowd, the boys end up at “The Most Magical Place on Earth”…or so they thought.

Reiji - Although he diligently planned this trip with a printed itinerary and all, his orderly schedule is ruined by the rest of his brothers causing chaos amidst the other tourists. Defeated, he walks to Cinderella’s castle where he stress cries into his afternoon tea as concerned princesses look on from a distance.

Shuu - He was dragged here against his will in the name of family formalities, but, takes interest in the Jambalaya Jazz band performing in New Orleans Square. He even removes his earbuds to immerse himself in the music all around him.

Ayato - Being a bit of a risk taker and adrenaline junky he waits impatiently to ride Space Mountain, as the coaster takes its first dive he feels a pit form in his stomach and releases his stomach contents on the poor girls in front of him mid picture.

Kanato - Spends all day at Epcot trying desserts from around the world, when he gets tired of this he tries to win Teddy a friend at a carnival style game, but, fails miserably. He lashes out at the teen girl running the game; making her give him the prize anyway while she sobs. He is content with himself.

Laito - His goal for the day is to “accidentally” grope as many princesses as he can while getting photos with them. His plan works well with the first few he tries it with, but then, he meets Princess Tiana who aptly puts him in his place with a swift kick to the family jewels.

Subaru - After waiting in line for Splash Mountain for hours he finally gets to the front of the line when an announcement is made the ride was closing for impending weather. Furious he walks up to the ride operator booth and smashes his fist into the control box causing sparks to fly and children to scream.

After Subaru’s stunt all six of the boys are removed from the park and banned for life. The car ride home is full of tension and hostility. Never again, all but Kanato think to themselves.

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How would the Sakamaki boys die if they were human?

My first ask, thank you (* o *)

Shuu - Heart failure during sleep from lack of exercise

Reiji - Lab accident gone wrong

Ayato - Starting a fight he was bound to lose from the beginning

Kanato - Diabetes from all the sweets he consumes

Laito - Syphilis from a hooker

Subaru - Suicide after being rejected