[toruandmidori]

[foone]

The problem with line of thinking is that it assumes that Michael Caine wasn't trying to be funny. He absolutely was. It's just that the funniest thing he could have done is to play it straight.

The movie would be less funny if he was being a jokester! He's playing the straight man for all the Muppets. All of them.

And that's the funniest thing he could have done. And he could do it because he IS that actor, who could do it for real and it'd be very serious and people would clap and say it's the best since blah blah blah.

But doing that, being Sir Serious Dramatic Actor in a room full of Muppets? Hilarious.

[catchymemes]

[liberalsarecool]

House Republicans are inhuman.

[viralfrog]

[liberalsarecool]

Trump is just horrible at government.

[screenshotsofdespair]

Has this one been submitted yet

[tiktaalic]

Do you think someday we’ll live in times that are precedented

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[ericrobert]

"mosquitologically" transported me to another dimension

[thissmycomingofage]

- Left-wing deputies of the newly formed French parliament refusing to shake hand with the member of the far-right tasked with guarding the ballot

[commradequestions]

The scissors you lose bit got me won't lie

[delphinidin4]

[adoring-suggestion]

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

[prettysicksupply]

5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.

6. You’re hungry.  But every food you can think of sounds disgusting.  Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.

[academicblorbo]

7. The food you’ve been obsessively eating for the past 2 weeks and you relied on is now the grossest thing you could put in your mouth

[ktempestbradford]

Been home with family for 6 weeks and every time I go no. 1 on them they stare at me like I’m an alien. Lissen, I’m hungry, okay! Jeez.

[stellarhangout]

[azurebones]

Throwback to when Chris Evans caught Henry Cavill eating cookies at the Oscars with a very confused Chadwick Boseman

[daily-spooky]

[memewhore]

[quasi-normalcy]

"And you, SUH! Are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS!?"

[digitaldiscipline]

[tedllasso]

CHRIS EVANS has got beef with ET Canada, round 2.