[kaijuno]

WJAT IS THIS IM HOLLARIBG

[justlearningasigo-deactivated20]

How we all wanna respond to rude ass people at work

[diamondpi11]

me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.

me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD

me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.

me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis

me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

me typing in 2014: hella

me typing in 2015: rip

me typing in 2016: hte fcukign

[averycutemoose]

me

[diamondpi11]

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[vlogsandfrogs]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Jesus is back, And he's not Crucifuckin' around: The Bible 2

[shut-it-polly]

this is blasphemous 

[spritzeal]

the cowardly lion has a bad gig like. can u imagine the trait you hate most about yourself being like. part of the name everyone calls you. like ‘oh hey there’s judgemental rebecca. hi disloyal jim. how’s it going, unable-to-form-proper-emotional-bonds-and-compensates-with-humour paul.’

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

“i’d love to go travelling”

bank balance:

[diamondpi11]

me at 6pm: when will god let me rest. i have not slept in 929283838 years. so exhausted. let me rest let me sleep. so exhausted.

me at 1am: WOWEEE!!!! YEAH!!!!!! MOTIVATION!!! LETS PAINT THE ENTIRE SISTINE CHAPEL!!!! FUCK MICHELANGELO!! I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY!!! I CAN DO SO MANY TH

[check-your-privilege-feminists]

Tumblr social justice: spreading the world apart instead of bringing us together, one group at a time.

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

jesus christ, be polite to children and show them manners. fucking say excuse me when you walk past them, apologize to them when you cut them off, thank them when they’re courteous to you. they’re not little objects that don’t matter. you should be a fucking example and teach them how to treat people, instead of acting like they’re these invisible THINGS that don’t have feelings or don’t notice when they aren’t acknowledged. be polite to children the same way you’d be polite to someone of your own age group or older. you can respect a child.

[allmymetaphors]

does anyone else who works with kids feel like talking only/mostly to kids all day makes your conversational skills kinda deteriorate………… i feel like i spend all day talking to toddlers/babies, and just saying like “WOW! PRETTY CAT! WHAT SOUND DOES A CAT MAKE?:))))” so when im talking to my Fellow Adults i like… sometimes just forget to sound like an adult… its embarrassing 

[diamondpi11]

THE SIGNS SICK

*coughs up blood* I'm fine!: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

*sneezes* I'm literally about to die: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Pisces

[me-the-bee-deactivated20160130]

reasons me n Han Solo r the same person

looks great in boots

 whiney and clingy 

am constantly just bullshitting my way thru everything 

[jarring]

me: *has feelings*

me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.

[pyrrhamood]