as cold as ice.

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NSFW Symbol Meme

Send a symbol for the following…

∞ - for my muse to run their hand up your muse’s thigh ღ - for my muse to drop to their knees and nuzzle your muse’s groin ❥ - for my muse to kiss yours until they’re both out of breath and trembling ♚ - for my muse to push yours to their knees for oral ♫ - for my muse to dance provocatively for yours ☏ - for my muse to leave yours a questionable voicemail (possibly drunk) ✌ - for my muse to jack off/finger yours  ☠ - for my muse to push yours against a wall and kiss them ☢ - for my muse to bring yours to the edge of orgasm, then deny them

Add ‘reverse’ for our muses’ positions to be switched!

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pridefulsuggestion

they say ego isn’t pretty, but honey, it’s pretty on me.

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aughghhhh im sorry i messed this up so bad i suck at drawing with colour palletsssssss

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Today, I purchased the entirety of the porn industry. How’s that for shattering the glass ceiling? Simply smashing!

[issyscribbles]

BARONESS, STEP ON ME.

Kidding. But not really kidding actually. Anyway, did this for a friend, and she’s a good friend. We both adore Aurelia a lot so I figured why not.

[clockworksir]

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clockworksir:

She could step on my face and I’d probably say thank u…….

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tagged by: @touchofhell

rules:  tag 10 people you would like to know better. tagging: @keptsecrets, @ampleinnuendo, @misskadam, @bonafidegrit, @moonhowled, @misskringle

1. how old are you?   *stares in2 the gapin mouth of hell* 23.... i forget all the time. 2. current job?  retail life. *sobbing into my hands* but a high school position is open so i’m following up on that. 3. dream job? criminologist. i’m going 2 make school a permanent career atm. i’m applying for my masters now and i rly want a  phd. SO *tosses up my hands and a few others* 4. what are you talented at?  i like 2 cosplay..... i’m working on a cosplay of fiona atm. crying @ sad plots. writing i guess. i know a lot about animals bc i worked at a pet store 4 awhile. biking, hiking, crying, dying. i’m gr9 at school. drunk skype calls.  5. what is a big goal you are working towards/have already achieved?  applying to graduate schools!!! i’m almost done and i’m so very excited omg. next goal is KICKING RETAIL IN THE ASS And getting a 9-5 job. 6. what’s your aesthetic?  red wine, night drives, red skies, cozy little diners, dog-eared books, a worn photo album. the city at its fastest. all the lights on to lead you home. fawns. a little ferret prancing in the snow or frolicking through dandelions. a breezy fall day. soft fur (DYING AS YOU PURR SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAA). scooby doo. scooby doo’s soulful ocular shitstained orgasm inducing stare. 7. do you collect anything? pop figures. i’m guilty.... BOOKS. HOOOH MY GOSH. i bought a bookshelf recently but i haven’t built it yet. i just stack my books it’s shameful. stuffed animals tbh. action figures. posters. mugs. what a l8sr 8. what is a topic you always bring up in conversation?  memes. retail. saltiness. a gaping anus. queefing. squarting.  9. what’s a pet peeve of yours? people who walk really slowly in front of u bc they know ur dyin inside and just want u to suffer a lil more. unnecessariLY LOUD BELCHING. i wince every time. pls excuse ur nasty self. PLS HAVE MANNERS. MANNERS ARE A MUST!!! 10. good advice to give? do what you want and don’t let anyone stop you. your happiness matters. don’t sacrifice your dreams for anyone else. be ambitious. or u could.... drink and meme while wearing a scooby suit like me 10/10 cures sadness 11. recommend three songs or more: "I Wish I Was Your Cigarette” By: K.I.D. (Kids in Despair) "You Don’t Own Me” By: Masquer "46 and 2″ Tool Cover By: The O’Keefe Foundation "Cold As Ice” By: Foreigner lMAO

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hookah-arry:

[94/365]

The Big Bang by Rock Mafia

[keptsecrets]

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keptsecrets:

       THIS WAS OVER BEFORE IT EVER BEGAN.  YOUR LIPS, YOUR LIES, YOUR LUST, LIKE THE DEVIL’S IN YOUR HANDS.   //   selective, private & nsfw.  written by cole. 

[maryallen138]

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maryallen138:

И еще один быстрый портретик.

[harpaax]

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harpaax:

one day I’ll draw all the TPS crew together

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keptsecrets:

i gotta throw out some positive vibes for a bit, so bear with me.  

Keep reading

[fuzenia]

[fearled]

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fearframed:

        after mama sold me the family business, she decided to take it easy.  in this context, ‘easy’ apparently consists of going from planet to planet, subjugating workers, killing people, and generally continuing to run mining operations behind my back.  all the same to me, as long as all the cheques keep coming – but it’s AWFULLY BLOODY BORING to be a CEO with piss-all to do.  //   selective, private & nsfw.  written by fiona.    //    art credit.

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ampleinnuendo replied to your post:

(/ SCREAMS ICEWIFE )

❝Moxxi, darling, how I've missed you! And by “miss you,” I mean that I simply cannot stop staring at your hilarious bosoms. Ha ha!❞

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Things I should do: revamp icons, make new icons, reformat tagging system, update verses

Things I won’t do: ^^^^^

Things I will do: Stress about this election and crack open a bottle l8r this evening

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rough touch. ;^)

Rough touch.

12. My muse slams yours against a wall hard.

Gucci heels knew how to make anentrance. She had no reason to be there. None at all, but thathardly stopped her. Aurelia Hammerlock was an egotistical bitch witha complex. If it wasn't hers, it needed to be. If it couldn't behers, then she would simply fuck things up for the sake of hersadistic amusement.

For a moment, she lingered in thedoorway with a frigid, mirthless smile. Her arms folded across herchest, manicured nails digging into her upper arm. She was tall for awoman, lean and imposing. She had on one of those fashionable dressesthat cost way more than the salary of any blue collar worker.

❝Seth,love, you could do so much better for yourself. Yet, here you residewith your pompous, little sleeves rolled up while teaching a gang ofungrateful, little parasites. What do youget out of it?❞

Somearrogant, aristocratic accent tinged her words. She stressed somethat didn't need extra annunciation. Maybe it was to annoy him.She couldn't hold still forlong. She didn't bother clicking the door shut behind her, saunteringon over to the young teacher everyone lovedto call a studmuffin.

❝I'mquite fond of blackmail, you see, though I am none too afraid ofgetting my hands dirty.❞

Shepeeled back her lips into what could be called a garish, little grin.The socialite curled her fingers into the collar of his shirt. Shehoped it hurt him. More specifically, she hoped his spine wouldbruise once she slammed him into the chalkboard. Aurelia cherishedthe thud, studying his face at an uncomfortably close angle.Sneering, she held her head high, still thinking herself too good foreveryone who graced this waste of a planet.

❝Ido believe that's why I have a manservant to bathe my hands nightly.❞

Thepalm of her hand rested on his sternum, pushing the heel deeper in.She wanted to see him choke on his tongue, but not today. That couldwait. Aurelia released her grip after one final, vicious shove.Satisfied, she pivoted on heel to saunter off.

❝Ican make you hurt in ways you never once thought pain imaginable. Dothink things over.❞