Rosemary Kane

38- Pretty in pink- n̶e̶c̶r̶o̶m̶a̶n̶c̶e̶r̶ || Closed RP for Wickeds Rest

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[necrosemancy]

Yeah. Probably not the weirdest thing to happen at my house, either. The flamingos randomly appearing one day was a way stranger occurrence.

Just kind of… rolling along behind me?

I don’t have one of those. I’ve got a duckling, but I don’t think Donald has the managerial spirit of a herding dog. He’d rather be swimming in his nice new pond.

[hollow--sun]

That sounds like a fun surprise though. I feel like I deserve fun birds showing up at my house.

So you're like their mom and they're rocklings ?

Well they could start following your duck around in that case.

[necrosemancy]

I mean, they’re plastic lawn flamingos. If you want real birds, put out bird seed? Or a bird bath? I don’t know.

[…] You know what, yeah. Sure. I’m their mom now. Not sure if I have a single maternal instinct and if they’d translate to literal rocks, but I guess we’ll find out.

They could, but I don’t think Donald Thee Duck is a fan.

[necrosemancy]

Well, the […] weird weather we’ve been having has finally cleared up. Which means things are just weird again. Like “I think the rocks in my garden have gained sentience, and are now following me” weird.

If anyone has suggestions on how to herd a gaggle of literal rocks, please advise.

[hollow--sun]

The rocks in your garden are sentient? That sounds very weird indeed.

What are the SENTIENT sentient rocks doing?

I think you'll need a herding dog for that.

[necrosemancy]

Yeah. Probably not the weirdest thing to happen at my house, either. The flamingos randomly appearing one day was a way stranger occurrence.

Just kind of… rolling along behind me?

I don’t have one of those. I’ve got a duckling, but I don’t think Donald has the managerial spirit of a herding dog. He’d rather be swimming in his nice new pond.

[necrosemancy]

Well, the […] weird weather we’ve been having has finally cleared up. Which means things are just weird again. Like “I think the rocks in my garden have gained sentience, and are now following me” weird.

If anyone has suggestions on how to herd a gaggle of literal rocks, please advise.

[petaltexturedskies]

Edgar Allan Poe, from “The Sleeper” in The Complete Poetry of Edgar Allan Poe

[necrosemancy]

How long until the dirt on your hands doesn’t just look like blood, but is blood again?

What the hell do you kno

Wow, what's up with the short story concept submissions in my inbox again?

[bazzledazzle]

I've a very important petition I'm passing round, in honor of pride month. Please, take a moment and sign your name if you're the sort of person who cares for equal rights. Or I suppose you could not sign it, but it'd be a bit homophobic of you, wouldn't it?

[necrosemancy]

Baz, sweetness, you know I adore you. You know I am a proud bi woman and that I’m so for equality. But I don’t want to ban all shirts mostly because I don’t want to walk around in just a bra or sparkly pasties. I’m cold, like, all of the time. Can I be on a shirt optional list or something?

[necrosemancy]

[call] I'm on the night shift the latter half of this week. I'll swing by.

Okay, okay, good. You're holding me to not dying on a hill, I'm holding you to no death by pissing off the hunter who probably still has an arsenal at his disposal. [user laughs] Just the lemons then.

[brassandrot]

[call] Yes. [fist pumping in the street, like an old man]

Psht. How dangerous can he be if he needs a bunch of weapons? [he chuckles] I'm joking. I won't bother him too much... For now. [pause] No, really, I'll do as you said. I'll text Madison though. [he breathes a laugh through the nose] Okay. I'll see you later rani.

[necrosemancy]

[call] Tell Dan he’d better have that worm costume ready. The intern deserves to see that glory.

I know you’re joking, but I’ve seen him in action. Wouldn’t surprise me if he knew how to use a paper clip as a weapon. Since large cash bribes and literally begging don’t seem to be doing the trick, being sneaky is absolutely the way to go here. See you soon, handsome.

[brassandrot]

[call] I am your number one fan, sue me. Day shift, I see her when I go write or work on my playlists there.

[user sighs and blows a raspberry] Galah, if he does that, I'm not letting him stab me to death, yeah? Probably should start taking some self defense classes though. Not a bad idea. [he hums] Lemons and a seagull, gotcha. I'll leave the seagull here. That beauty's meant to soar about the seas.

[necrosemancy]

[call] I'm on the night shift the latter half of this week. I'll swing by.

Okay, okay, good. You're holding me to not dying on a hill, I'm holding you to no death by pissing off the hunter who probably still has an arsenal at his disposal. [user laughs] Just the lemons then.

[vengeancedemon]

I stole his wallet. He ate my fucking heart. Let's not pretend like I'm being fucking unreasonable here. What the fuck did you think would happen? What did he think would happen? How the fuck can the both of you expect me to just get over it? How the fuck can I know you don't think much of me, but I would think you could at least fucking see that this is You can't honestly expect me to pity him for losing a fucking wallet after he carved my fucking chest open and I didn't kill him. I could, you know. Could call ten rangers right now, tell them exactly where to find him. If I wanted him dead, I could make it happen. And you're pissed that I took his wallet?

[ user leaves message on read and goes to kill something in the graveyard. ]

[necrosemancy]

[no message received]

[brassandrot]

[call] Look at you. I'll drop in conversation that my girlfriend is super clever and witty and that she would love to have a chat. If you stop by the station, you could run into her too.

Oh yeah, I'm doing just that. Threats and being insufferably cocky. He will be too busy fuming to know what I'm doing. I'm headed to the market, do you need anything? [user gasps] Seagulls ! [user clears his throat] Yogurt? Butter?

[necrosemancy]

[call] Flatterer. Is she on the day shift, or the night shift? I'll bring baked goods and caffeine, and say hey.

[user is pinching the bridge of her nose. It's fine. probably.] Just please don't get him to the point where he decides to actively come after you? Or goes to Wyatt, and has him come after you? [...] I mean you can bring home a seagull, if you want to add to the menagerie we've got going, but that's a you call. And maybe just some lemons?

[vengeancedemon]

I don't want anything from you. Your boyfriend ate my fucking heart. Do you really think that's something someone just gets over?

[necrosemancy]

[...] Whatever. Asshole

[brassandrot]

[call] [more snorting]

Oh she's doing her bachelor in communication so I'm sure it's neat but..... I didn't understand a damn thing. [...] A... Like those things... Huh... Nevermind. Okay. Go magic space tardigrade. Wait, how do you use a tardigrade to make a battery? Is it..... Actually you'll tell me when I get home, after you're done with all the other things you had in mind.

[necrosemancy]

[call] Ooh, if she ever wants to talk shop, my degree's like, 16 years older than hers is, and she's probably more up to date than I am, but if she ever wants to talk shop, I do have a communications degree that's gathering dust somewhere in the basement. [...] Yeah, no, I had the same reaction. I'll tell you all about it, later. For now, just focus on trying not to let on you have a scheme to get your wallet back and pissing him off more, and getting back here in one piece so I can have my wicked way with you.

[brassandrot]

[call] Spoilers.

Yeah, we have an intern right now and she wants to do tiktoks or make them and ... anyway, I've never felt older in my whole life. [...] Zack got info on the bug? What do we know about the bug?

[necrosemancy]

[call] [user giggles]

I mean, making them isn't too bad, if they're to promote the radio station. But if she's just doing little dances, then why is she there, exactly? [...] I think the exact info was uhhhh it's a gigantic alien space tardigrade Rosemary. And it might be magic. And if it is (which I'm inclined to believe it is, if for no other reason than that sounds like something that would be), we could use it for the battery.

[brassandrot]

[call] Well I have a few plans for what I am going to do with you, but I think it's essential I let you agency on what you do with me.

That's how I was bought. She seemed a bit weird before that, but I think we can say we're pals now. [...] You'll save the magic. I believe in you.

[necrosemancy]

[call] Oh, baby, that was a rhetorical question. I have plans for you when I get home.

Yeah, can't imagine getting approached for a tall survey wouldn't strike me as weird. But kids are weird in general these days. [...] Team effort. I can't emphasize that enough. But with the info on the big ole magical space bug Zack got, I think we might be headed in the right direction.

[brassandrot]

[call] ..... [user snorts. no, user is giggling ]

Hollywood really needs to figure it out yeah. That's the tall survey girl, she's a fan of Mingus. Lovely kid. [...] Thanks honey. I ... I miss him a lot. I hope this is gonna work.

[necrosemancy]

[call] [user lets out an exasperated sigh but it's obvious she's smiling] Ishan Raval, what am I going to do with you?

How could someone not be a fan of Mingus? I'd question her taste if she didn't. [...] I know, baby. Soon, I promise. Failure isn't an option.

[brassandrot]

[call] ........ Anyway. Mo-ving on.

Why thanks darling. I should have been a spy. They should cast me to be the next Bond, etcetera. Mmmmh. Rory maybe. Madison? Let me think. No yeah, Madison could. I'd send Mingus, but he doesn't understand me anymore.

[necrosemancy]

[call] [...] You totally told him you were better than him, didn't you. [user is trying not to sound amused. she's failing]

You'd make a very sexy Bond. Hollywood needs to get on that. Madison... That's the tall survey girl, right? I think that could work. Of the two of us, I feel like he'd think hiring someone else to buy it back would be something I'd try. And I know Rory better than I know her. [...] I'm keeping my fingers crossed you can talk to him soon. We've had a lot of progress with making the battery.