Mischief Managed.

[bodyglitter]

how do i overthink so much and then Still make the wrong decision

[intensional]

[autoimmuneamy]

“Do you want to talk about it or be distracted from it” is honestly the best thing you can say to me when I say im sad/in pain etc.

[luckytwodollarbill-deactivated2]

this is really good advice to say to anyone who is upset

[elaxisfae]

Alsooo may I add: “do you want advice or do you just want to vent?” Is also good to add because often unsoliticited advice can further hurt someone who really just wanted a listening ear.

[mybigfatgaylife]

Support mode vs fixit mode is another good way to think about it.

[sirfrogsworth]

It’s admirable they are at least giving the flies a fighting chance. 

[killtheteendream]

[firekill1015]

This ur own fault for not adhering to the 3.4 oz rule

[frosty-the-snowden]

[twitterlols]

[officialunitedstates]

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die

[standardpackage]

When you have to hold down the power button to turn off a device

[mrscarypanda]

Hay, Remember When...?

This has to be my favorite Malcom in the Middle scene of all time.  Just her reaction!

[therightprometheanfire]

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

[cactsus]

me to myself every time i speak: say less

[wnq-quotes]

The greatest fear in the world is of the opinions of others. And the moment you are unafraid of the crowd you are no longer a sheep, you become a lion. A great roar arises in your heart, the roar of freedom.

Osho

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[residentgoodgirl]

[assgod]

Now this is just iconic advice

[kammmars]

[wingkink]

Me, the person with memory problems, perfectly aware I have issues with memory: I don’t need to write this down, I’ll remember it

[kyuroken]

i love math!