Diabetic AF

T1D. I created this side blog because I like to laugh away my problems.

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Me in a nutshell

[dateadiabeticwho]

Date a diabetic who is tired of hearing about cinnamon and okra

did you mean: ALL OF US

[diabetiquette]

Waking up to a bed full of crumbs and surrounded by empty juices and wrapers is valid

[weloveadiabeticqueen]

the one and only cure for not going over 150 is switching your meter to mmol/L

[the-youthful-boy-below]

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a very low blood sugar-

Doctors: Drink an 8oz serving of juice or take 2 glucose tablets, wait 15 minutes, then check your blood sugar and see how you’re feeling

The Hunger™️: I WANT ICE CREAM AND CEREAL AND BREAD. EAT ALL YOUR EMERGENCY CANDY NOW. WHAT LEFTOVERS ARE IN THE FRIDGE? WHO CARES EAT THEM ALL NOW. TOGETHER. CHASE IT WITH A STRAIGHT SPOONFUL OF SUGAR. TOSS BACK THAT 2-LITER OF SODA TO WASH IT ALL DOWN.

[weloveadiabeticqueen]

My weak ass sensor was falling off so I made it stay in place with a sports tape and dude I now have an awful allergic reaction to the tape.

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[weloveadiabeticqueen]

keeping my bg in range is just like flirting, I suck at it

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Tumblr staff: there’s only one thing worse than a nipple

*rips paper* BOOM

Tumblr staff:

[weloveadiabeticqueen]

I have male-presenting nipples tho. we’re good

[spehck]

more self love 

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My mom keeps sliding in my dm’s with diabetes cures 🙃

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[t1dgal]

Boys are like my pancreas, unreliable

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[mornington-the-crescent]

If there isn’t a diabetic support/management group out there called “Yeetus the Beetus”, I am going to be severely disappointed in our species.