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just my headcanons and some things I write?

[diaswizardingworld]

Victoria, with a large box in his hands: what would you say if one day I came with four puppies?

Lily:

Mary:

Natasha: what’s in that box

Victoria:

Marlene: Victoria what’s in the box

Victoria: I think you know

[diaswizardingworld]

Hestia: *lying facedown on the bed*

Aphrodite: Hestia?

Hestia:

Aphrodite: honey, move if you’re alive

Hestia: *sadly does the worm*

[diaswizardingworld]

Asteria: I hate you sometimes

Jacob: well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands that’s not true

[diaswizardingworld]

Lee: Prudence looks so pretty today

Madison: *from two tables over* you got a problem, Jordan?

Lee: *sweating* n-no ma’am

[diaswizardingworld]

Charlie: here

Charlie: *places ring on Flavia’s finger*

Charlie: do you like it?

Flavia: yes, I do

Charlie: I do too

Eros: I herEBY PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE

Flavia: wait-

[diaswizardingworld]

Susan: that’s a very pretty rock

Andreus: Elizabeth gave it to me

Kenneth: she threw it at you

Andreus: she’s so sweet I love her

[diaswizardingworld]

Austin: this is insane!

Klaus: you call it insane, we call it a regular tuesday

Louisa: it’s thursday

[diaswizardingworld]

Connor: are you ready to commit?

Dianne: like, a crime or a relationship?

[lilyswizardingworld]

Mary: [completely serious] I need to get something off my chest.

Jason: Is it your shirt? Saints, I hope it’s your shirt.

[diaswizardingworld]

Colette: what would you say if I told you I have a massive crush on someone?

Scarlett:

Scarlett: Merlin, Colette, I’m flattered but-

Colette: they’re actually good-looking, you moron

Scarlett:

Scarlett: ouch

[lilyswizardingworld]

Henry: I have feelings for you.

Josette: You do?

Henry: Yeah, I feel you’re a little annoying.

[lilyswizardingworld]

Henry: [to his kids] ok fellas never do anything you don’t wanna have to explain to Magical Law Enforcement.

Adrienna: ...

Michael: ...

Anne: ...

Literally the whole department: ...

Martin: wE’RE STANDING RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW. >:(

[lilyswizardingworld]

Midge: Where’s the cereal? I thought you went to the store.

Henry: *mumbles*

Midge: What?

Henry: It was on the top shelf— I couldn’t reach it!

[lilyswizardingworld]

[In an argument]

Selina: Fuck you.

Lucian: Later. Now, listen you little shit—

[lilyswizardingworld]

Mary: [completely serious] I need to get something off my chest.

Jason: Is it your shirt? Saints, I hope it’s your shirt.

[home-and-having-tea]

Things That Happened In 2021 That Dont Feel Like They Did

Prince Phillip kickin' it

That shit in the Capitol that just like never got mentioned again?

Wandavision finale

The big-ass blizzard that hit Texas

Kardashian-West divorce

Grimes-Musk breakup

Trump got his dumb ass banned from every imaginable social media out there

Apparently there was a Super Bowl this year???

Rush Limbaugh kicked the bucket and the world collectively celebrated with dancing crabs

Harry and Meghan dishing the shit on the royal family

The Boat In The Suez Canal

Republicans refusing to take the vaccine but eating horse meds for some fucking reason

The Bernie Sanders In A Chair meme

Sea shanties took over TikTok

The Redditors and the GameStop stock, god bless

[necrowyrm]

Fuck it's been a long year

[draculasswife-deactivated202212]

Detail: Dante and Virgil in Hell, 1850, by William-Adolphe Bouguereau.