content to be slightly forlorn

[roseydoux]

L’Avventura (1960)

[dappermouth]

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

[artist-michelangelo]

The Torment of Saint Anthony, 1487, Michelangelo Buonarroti

Medium: oil,panel,tempera

[diazalamb]

guess who is a real fuckin bitchy asscunt ???

thats right

its me

chce sie zabic

[nyctaeus]

David Shrigley

[tenderstems]

scream she might be wise beyond her years

[probablyshitting-deactivated202]

sis has some validity to her statistics 

[gluten-free-pussy]

She...isn’t lying

[cyclizine-sickness]

She’s right and she should say it

[themodernartists]

Pablo Picasso (Spanish, 1881-1973), Famille d’arlequin, 1905. Gouache and ink on card laid down on cradled panel.

[thnksfrthmania]

All the people wanting to bring the ‘Roaring 20’s’ back next year are FOOLS.

My Chemical Romance is BACK bitches it’s the Rawring 20’s now. The Emos are taking over.

[theegoist]

Pablo Picasso (Spanish, 1881-1973) - Femme Torero II, from La Suite Vollard, etching on laid Montval paper watermark Picasso, 45.10 x 34.00 cm (1934)

[officialsolluxcaptor]

THIS OFFICE HAD ITS BLINDS UP AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW

[officialsolluxcaptor]

i’m losing my mind. this is a high rise office building on the upper east side of manhattan. and the only piece of art on the wall in this office is a bikini clad anime girl with humongous bazookas that are bouncing out of sync. this can’t be real someone wake me up

[the-four-humors]

I know this print, it’s actually considered a fine art piece! It’s clearly based on Takashi Murakami’s live-sized statue ‘Hiropon’:

Which, yes, she’s skipping rope with milk that she’s lactating from her bazongas. It’s actually part of a set, the other one being titled ‘Lonesome Cowboy’:

Which features a Cloud look-alike lassoing with his cum. 

Murakami is well known for taking ‘low art’ subject matter (anime, hentai, penises) and placing them in ‘high art’ contexts. I actually saw Hiropon in personal with my own two eyes at the Denver Museum of Art back in 2009. A lot of what he does is satirical, and it’s honestly pretty funny to see pictures of his artwork in American museums, surrounded by confused white baby boomers. 

That said, without the context, it DEFINITELY slaps you in the face and makes you question what the fuck is going on. Had I not found out who he was in college, Hiropon would still haunt me as the most confusing thing I’ve ever seen in a museum. 

[officialsolluxcaptor]

god thank you for explaining this but also i’m still being slapped in the face as i type

[squidbroom]

mcr announcing the reunion on halloween in the year of danger days after their last released song was called “fake your death” in a greatest hits album called “may death never stop you”……… the drama……. the theatrics…………..

[artist-botticelli]

Christ Crowned with Thorns, 1500, Sandro Botticelli

Medium: panel,tempera

https://www.wikiart.org/en/sandro-botticelli/christ-crowned-with-thorns

[inneroptics]

Opthamologist clinic in Taiwan, 1962 -Wang Shuangquan

[diazalamb]

im very depressed. i dont have the energy to keep up w this life anymore. idk. i hate myself a lot and i dont think its worth to keep me around.

[hezeyanlarim-deactivated2020013]

[artist-bouguereau]

The Nymphaeum, 1878, William-Adolphe Bouguereau

Medium: oil,canvas

[diazalamb]

wtf do i take for dumb bitcj disease

like.,,..i drink sm*rt water.,.y i still so dum ?