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i headcanon that dib is very tall and he got that from his dad. dipper is short and he’s so flustered please help

yes! tall dib is best dib imo :P

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If they ever decide to have kids, dibper has to be the one to get a surrogate because I headcanon that dib is infertile due to being a clone. However, because hes a Pines, they end up having twins.

I have nearly the exact same headcanon, except for the Dib being infertile part (mainly because I headcanon that Mabel volunteers to be the surrogate, and you can’t really do that if Dipper’s the only fertile one :P) I even have fankids for them and everything!

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I have Dibper content so if you want and have the time, go check it out. I’m still posting more for my au but pls just check it out

You have great art! Everyone go check them out!

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Here’s a head cannon that I want your opinion on! Do you think Dib is big spoon or Dipper ? On that note, who do you think is the most affectionate when they’re alone? Also i like to think that Dib and Dipper can get easily flustered with each other.

Hello! Sorry this took so long to answer! It was a bit tough getting my writing groove back :P

Personally, I’m not sure they’d have any set roles when cuddling. I kinda see Dipper being a more effective big spoon, cause while I do headcanon him as the shorter one, I also see him as having more meat on his bones lol. But even then, I like to think whose big spoon and whose little spoon ultimately depends on their mood.

As for whose more affectionate when they’re alone, I’d say technically Dib? I say that because while Dipper would definitely be way more affectionate when they’re alone, Dib is the more affectionate one in general, whether in public or private.

Thanks for the ask! :D

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I headcanon for an anniversary Zim will take Zib into space just to have a romantic dinner

Are you sure this is the right blog for this? cause this is purely a Dibper blog (unless you meant to type Dib and Dipper or something :P)

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Fic idea/ lowley headcanon Dib and Dipper meet up after being online friends and they agree to do a Ouija board session. Dipper gets scared as he thinks the lumberjack ghost is coming for him and so Dib ends the session and go to comfort Dipper. Dib after Dipper calms down, suggests they go it late night snacks from some store. Then that leads to another adventure as they try to get the food.

Such a cute idea!

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Who do you think kissed who first?

I like to think Dib kissed Dipper first. Mainly because Dipper would probably be an anxious mess and overthink to death about how he would do it, and then Dib’s just like “fuck it” and gets it over with.

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Sometimes dib literally has to pull pens out of his bf’s mouth bc dipper is just. Not paying attention when he’s hyper focused on something and about to bite out a whole lot of ink.

This headcanon puts a smile on my face because all I can imagine is Dib’s reaction when he first witnesses Dipper accidentally making a pen explode in his mouth XD 

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nice

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Happy holidays everyone!!!!

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Headcanon #4

If Dib and Dipper ever decide they want kids, Mabel is more than happy to be their surrogate mother.

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THERES A DIBPER DISCORD!!

So I’ve seen! I should probably get a discord one of these days lol

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If one or the other were to die, how would each boy react do you think? I’m asking because I’m not entirely sure myself.

This was a bit of a tough question anon! Had to think quite a bit lol

If Dib died, I think the main thing Dipper would feel is regret. Regret that he couldn’t spend more time with Dib, regret that he couldn’t tell Dib how much he loved him, etc. Don’t even get me started if Dipper was somehow responsible in any way with Dib’s death. That would be the death of him. Speaking of which...

If Dipper died, it would deeply affect Dib. Dipper was the only person who respected Dib, who didn’t think he was crazy. To lose someone like that would definitely make Dib feel alone, almost more so than he felt before meeting Dipper.

Tl;dr: Neither would take it well lol

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Okay but picture this: It’s a cold and nasty day. Dib sees that Dipper is freezing his butt off and he gives him his coat. When Dipper protests like “Dude, don’t do that”, Dib straightens the collar for him, smiles and says “...It makes you look mysterious.”

I honestly have a big soft spot for art/fics that depict Dipper wearing Dib’s jacket, so bless you for this!

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Halloween fic idea: Dipper is a werewolf, Dib is a wizard. They bump into eachother in the woods durring some Samhain festival. Awkward conversation ensues.

Such a cute idea!

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Them comming from two different ethnic backgrounds and cultures is really amazing to me. Like can you imagine Dib introducing Dipper to Dia De Muertos? And Dipper showing Dib the joy's of Hanukkah? Don't even get me started with the different types of foods they would introduce one another to as well.

This just made me realize that, ethnicity wise, Dibper is just this:

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Thank you all so much! I never thought this blog would get this far!

also just wanted to say I may do something if we get to 100 followers ewe