everyone’s comfort characters are either gay, mass murderers, mentally unstable or just straight up dead or all of these

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everyone’s comfort characters are either gay, mass murderers, mentally unstable or just straight up dead or all of these
DON'T LOOK AT ME DON'T TOUCH ME I'M SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP SHITTING MYSELF I AM ASCENDING I AM NOT FUCKING OKAY
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idk why, but it took this one shot for me to realize just how powerful vax is. he's extremely hard to hit, with disadvantage to hit and an AC of 23 with the boots. he can then do uncanny dodge and evasion. and if you manage to hit him enough that he is seriously injured, he can just fly/run away with ungodly speed, sometimes without even granting an attack of opportunity. and then, he can vanish from sight, as long as he doesn't roll a 1 on stealth- and even if he does roll a 1, he's able to reroll with luck. and if you still somehow manage to get him unconscious, he has advantage on death saves. he can also do a fuck ton of damage in one turn with sneak attack plus his hasted action. he can teleport across the battlefield with whisper. he also has the ability to heal a little. and i feel like im missing some things, still!!! this dude is INSANE.
AND BEAU WAS STILL ABLE TO TAKE HIM DOWN
"this monk shit is awful" says the man who counterspelled a god
dispelling the Boots of Haste was absolutely both a totally in-character Jester move and a Vex revenge move and Laura Bailey is an absolute queen
The fact that Vax somehow got away with having 5 attuned magic items and Beau still killed him with her bare hands is kind of hilarious to me (deathwalker’s ward, whisper, dagger of life stealing, boots of haste and cloak of displacement)
big Vax energy in this showdown
molly getting switched back in with absolutely nothing to do except open a chest has the exact same energy as kingsley wandering back into the blooming grove with groceries
I really want Jester to use divine intervention to have Artagan fight with them. Vox Machina would take damage just from seeing him again
I would give anything for a successful Jester divine intervention just to see Vax deal with the fact that dumbass archfey who strangled him to death is now a GOD
beau vs percy is everything i could hope for. “rich boy (derogatory)” “thank you”, beau’s got one bullet per hand, percy uses his fighter’s ki points, the gun breaks at the end because it’s so terrified of monks
Scanlan jumping around Beauregard revving up his fists like an old-timey cartoon character vs. Beau swatting at him like a cat at a fly is suddenly funnier when you remember that she's a respected expositor of the Cobalt Soul and he's Ioun's Champion
Beau: I can catch bullets.
Percy: That's cute. Do you know why they call me No Mercy Percy?
Beau: No.
Percy: *cocking his gun to take six shots in rapid succession* Lovely. You get to find out.
I doodled Vax while watching the VM vs M9 battle royale :>
Laura dispells the boots
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Laura has great Miette energy
"you SHOOT Jester? you shoot her body?"