Dice Throne Incorrect Quotes

Mostly courtesy of my hermit friend

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Welcome to Dice Throne Incorrect Quotes!

Glad you’re here. The Dice Throne fandom is tiny, but hopefully it’ll grow.

Tagging system

Each character is tagged by the name on their box. We also tag the source of the quote as well as ship names, if applicable. These ship names are not necessarily romantic, they’re just there to help you find your fave groupings.

#not a quote will be used for anything that is…not a quote

Ship names

Soulbonded - Huntress and Nyra

Enceladus - Huntress and Moon Elf

Midnight - Shadow Thief and Moon Elf

Urchins - Shadow Thief and Cursed Pirate

Cannonball Jellyfish - Gunslinger and Cursed Pirate

Wanted List - Shadow Thief, Gunslinger, and Cursed Pirate

Hotshot - Pyromancer and Moon Elf

Anarchy! - Pyromancer, Shadow Thief, and Moon Elf

Please feel free to submit your own suggestions!

[parasitoidism]

being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here

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Shadow Thief: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Cursed Pirate: Please never become a surgeon

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Shadow Thief: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!

Shadow Thief: *sprays the hairspray into their mouth*

Shadow Thief: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good.

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Huntress: That's a terrible plan! Moon Elf: We've had worse.

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Pyromancer: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon. Moon Elf: That's true, but it also smells like fire and panic. Pyromancer: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

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Shadow Thief: What do you think the Pyromancer will do for a distraction? Moon Elf: Who knows, probably, like, you know, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Moon Elf: …or she could do that.

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Pyromancer: I've always been described as a "heartless villain" and a "little shit," but I prefer "has alternative ways of having fun."

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Gunslinger: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck.

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Shadow Thief, watching Moon Elf: Ah, yes. The mysterious and beautiful Moon Elf, so demure…I wonder what sort of melodic sounds this wonderful being makes? Moon Elf: *screaming*

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Cursed Pirate: When I was young and straight, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rock star. I'm not proud of it. Gunslinger: You're kinda proud of it, you work it into a lot of conversations.

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Shadow Thief: I don’t dab. I stab.

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Cursed Pirate: Are you mad?

Shadow Thief: No…

Cursed Pirate: So sharpening your knives at 3 AM is just a hobby?

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Shadow Thief: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I’m under.