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⏳ A character becoming obsessed with their own mortality, age, or waning beauty

Hilda has always been vain about her appearance, even when she gets in a fight she tries to stay as graceful as possible. But the fights are taking a toll on her body, and the countless scars are there to tell for it. Especially on days where she doesn’t have enough makeup anymore to cover up her scars she starts freaking out, not wanting to be seen in public with the things she deemed so ugly. The fact that she’s getting older doesn’t help either, now that she’s 25 years old she’s become painfully aware that she reached her peak in what was considered a “beautiful young age” and only getting closer now to the “old ugly age”. Despite her best efforts to cover herself while going out to get some more makeup a certain dice who she didn’t want to see, especially not today, ran into her and still managed to point out her scars, causing Hilda to freak out on him.

“SO WHAT!? I’M STILL THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN ALL OF INKWELL! YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY ETERNAL BEAUTY AND ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME INSECURE ABOUT MYSELF BY POINTING OUT THESE UNNECESSARY UNRELATED THINGS!”

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[diceptixn]

King Dice, as usual, loves to point out every flaw on every lower worker who crossed his path... but seems like today is not the day. He steps back at the unexpected rant coming from that needlenose woman. God, if he knew she was going to take it that bad... he better quit the mocking right now...

-- Don’t raise your voice at me, blimp woman. Not like you needed my words to feel insecure, anyway.

Well, he didn’t.

-- By the way, aren’t you supposed to be cleaning the tables instead of wasting time arranging yourself and trying to stop the inevitable? That simple task is something you can complete, at least.

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shriek-and-harmonize‌:

🏵️ “ i was keeping an eye on my stuff! until they threw sand on my face! i had to take 15 minutes to get it off and make sure i got every last grain! by the time i was done they had already ran off! now i have about 10 minutes left to find my camera or today’s airing will be doomed! it’s horrible!” 

-- Yes. Its horrible to be you! Now, don’t you have workers to fix that problem for you?

-- Anyway, we better get going! That show must be perfect, you know! Today’s the casino’s anniversary, and you don’t want to enrage the boss with your problems, right? Yes, me neither.

And the flower’s arm he pulled, before Dickson could answer or complaint about it.

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shriek-and-harmonize‌:

- starter for @diceptixn - 

🏵️ “hi there! you didn’t happen to see an imp running past holding a camera, did you? it kind of stole mine and i need it if i want to do my job…” 

-- Dickson Daffodil! The most precious game host of Inkwell Island! ... I thought we already cleared up this issue. Keep an eye on your stuff. How much you got before your show start, 15 minutes?

-- You’re lucky I appreciate my employees! So, let me help you find that camera, even if you’re already messing with my schedule. Hopefully this will serve as a warning for the future~

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King Dice/Cuphead

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King dice : good night~ ❤

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poker-chip-cowboy:

Golly. Whatta’ fancy ride. He got in and sat down, adjusting his bandana slightly.

“ So, is this yer’ car Mistah’ Dice? I’ve neva’ seen it b’fore! It’s real nice~! “

“ Oh–, an’ howdy, Wilson! “

-- Ohoho! And this is my most discreet car!  But I appreciate the compliment, Chips.

As Wilson turns on the car, Dice wraps an arm around Chips and holds him close to himself.

-- Back to important issues. The people coming to this reunion are, of course, Mr. Walt S. Symphony probably the reason the boss sent me instead of attending the meeting, Mr. Happy Harmony, Mr. W. B. Melody and Mr. Van B. R. Parade! These gentlemen may look amicable at first, but be careful, they aren’t for nothing our boss’ business partner.

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devilishcrybaby:

“Who was the idiot tending the bar when this happened? Have them executed. Contact our supplier and replace whatever was lost. I will deal with the pests.”

-- No one was attending the bar, sir. According to one of the imps, it happened in the early morning, when most employees were sleeping.

-- But worry not, boss! You don’t have the need to deal with these miserable vermin! You could leave it to me! About the stolen supplies of whisky, there’s a little chance we can recover most of them!

He only wanted some fresh air from the casino. And what better excuse than hunt down some raccoons?

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hellssecretary:

Alright, even though she was deadly tired and he should have known it, she felt spark of irritation as he dropped the folder down. 

“Shouldn’t that be your job as manager?” She bit out, because their schedule was already approved by Boss and all others employees were noticed how next month schedule would look like. Was her for real?

“Just little… Dice! There is no way I can work in another comedic number!” 

-- Honey, my job as the manager is keep an eye in this dirty casino. The paperwork and everything else involving folders is your part~ So, just do as I said, alright?

He turns his back at her.

-- Come on, File! Is not the first time you find yourself in a situation like this!

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poker-chip-cowboy:

“ Ya’ make a fair point there, Boss! “

He definitely not leaving without his lucky red bandana and his cowboy hat. But he’d find something nice to wear to this meeting, for sure.

“ Awrighty, I’ll be back quicka’ than a rabbit! “

And with that, he ran off to his room in the Casino to get prepared. True to his word, he didn’t take too long to come running back.

A luxurious black car was already waiting for the the cowboy outside. Dice was already inside, with the door open for Chips.

-- Get in! We have so many things to talk about! Starting by the people we’ll have to deal with today... again, don’t worry. Its all just a preventive measure.

-- Ey, its me, Wilson! And I’ll be the chauffeur today!

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poker-chip-cowboy:

Honestly? Chips didn’t question King Dice very often. That usually lead to being scolded.

Plus, he was excited about having this super special just-for-him assignment! King Dice rarely ever asked him to do things!

“ Guns an’ ammo? Got’cha, Boss. An’ do ya’ mean my suit or somethin’ fancy like that? …Guess goin’ to a meetin’ in my cowboy duds wouldn’t be fitting, huh? “

-- Oh, its not so formal, Chips! Just your nicest clothes. It doesn’t have to be a suit. After all... what’s a cowboy without his classical looks?

Dice picks some papers from a nearby table and walks away.

-- I’ll wait for you outside. Try to not take too long.

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“How about Powder? Considering that powda’ room’s where you spend all your damn time! I’m not paying you to look good, Pretty Boy!“

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-- However, boss, I don’t think you want an “Igor” or a “Mr. Wheezy” for a Right Hand Man, right? At least you admit I’m good looking.

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poker-chip-cowboy:

Oh, well-. That wasn’t exactly what he was expecting, but it still sounded exciting! Cowboys could be bodyguards, right?

Apparently Dice seemed to think so. So it had to be right! Probably.

“ Heh, yeah! I can do that wit’ no problem, Boss! “ He grinned confidently, adjusting his hat slightly.

-- Excellent, because the meeting starts in ten minutes, and we are already kind of late! So... bring your guns and ammo with you! And your better clothes if you can!

Dice hasn’t told the whole truth tp Chips, though... why he would need a bodyguard for a meeting, anyway?

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devilish-gentleman:

Ray smirked as he saw the King himself. “Oh I would love to play some Black Jack , but time is money.”he said as he gentle pointed at the contracts for the Devil

“Still that would be an enjoyable thing , if the boss would give me some free time.”he said softly, his tail slightly moving

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At the mention of “free time”, King Dice couldn’t help but hold his laughter at the idea. Man, he wishes he also had more free time.

-- Ooh, some vacations would be nice! I wish my shitty boss could give me more free time... and those contracts?

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poker-chip-cowboy:

“ Huh-? Ya’ got an important job jus’ fer’ me, Boss? “

The cowboy hops off the side of the poker table he was sitting on, excitedly rocking back and forth on his heels.

“ What is it, what is it?? “

-- Calm down, my friend. All I need is your services as a bodyguard. Nothing serious, just a little meeting with some of the Devil’s business partners. But you know the boss...

-- Too damn lazy to get up from his office and attend his actual responsibilities... anyway! What do you say? Are you up for that extra payment?

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hellssecretary:

She was ready to fall over, ends and beginings of the months did that to her, and sleep for two years, but after hearing that she was needed, File just squared up and looked at Dice.

“Yes? What do you need Dice?”  

-- Well, guess who just hired a group of comedians, and wants you to organize their performance into our already established schedule?~

Dice drops a folder over File’s desk.

-- Haha, this must be just a little setback in your own busy schedule, I guess.